ring ring ring ring ring ring ring...banana phone...tick tock tick tock tick tock tick banana phone....

I love that song lol

k, I don't know anything about emoticons except how to grossly oversuse them.
But if I find some that would work in msn or yahoo or aol messengers, would they work in here too, or do they gotta be speshul?

grossly overuse emoticons?

Whatever do you mean?

nice example bondi...we all needed the instruction

hey John any chance of a love heart type emoticon?

john... looks like the "lol" emoticon is screwed up... the little purple guy laughing doesn't work...

you get this instead

they always have something wrong...dont they....FUCKIN PERFECTIONISTS!!

well the pimp works and that makes me happy

thats cuz you a wannabe!

im re hashing an old thread because...well because I fucking want to!

I want a Doggy Style emoticon.... oh and a ralph wiggum emoticon!

there's this one but no ralph wiggum in site.....I bent my wookie

which twisted freak thought

"Hey, you know what would make a great emoticon. A banana fucking a lemon in the doggy style position"

Uh...I did. So what??!!

I somehow doubt it.

I have some advice for you. Go back to bed and when you get out, this time make sure it is the right fucking side

Bite me.

ok.... how hard?

Bring it on, bondi...as hard as you can.

I like a girl who likes it rough

We'll get along just fine then. I don't know what "gentle" means. I asked Puppet a few days ago what the word meant and I still don't know.

i think it means "not quite rough enough to cause bruising", but i'm not quite sure either

Works for me!

it is a word that has no place on this site or with anything to do with sex.... trust me, i have deleted it from my vocab haha

OK, I'll blindly trust you this time. Don't steer me wrong.

Oh i will never steer anyone in the path of boring, lame, GENTLE sex

...but you told me you'd be gentle

I'm frightened.

shh... it's ok... just put this in your mouth and start licking and sucking and it'll be alright...






(wow, that was creepy, even by MY standards, lmao)

Mflfgh, mflfgh....

I always knew u were that way jrock...

ok while you take the front, i'll take the back

see, don't you feel better already?

WhooHoo!!!!!

But of course.

Ummmm, this thread shouldn't be in "site help" any longer...

I'll hijack any thread in any forum! haha


glad you are enjoying the party

i dunno, from what i hear, bondi has a lot of trouble working in the dark... you might want to be careful or else he might hit the wrong hole... seems like "site help" to me

Uh huh...good to know. Jrock, remember this...I've seen the way bondi looks at you.

i cant help it, jrock is a handsome man

and rest assured, if i hit the wrong hole, it was entirely on purpose!

as i mentioned in another thread... nobody's getting near my hole, lol

LMFAO!

Nobody? I'm telling your g/f.

I can assure you i want nothing to do with your hole

i can't tell you how much of a relief that is... but i'm still keeping my back to the wall around you

just incase Narazbad comes back?

when the fuck did i miss this thread.. oh shit your going to make me break out my stash arn't ya!!!!

Im afraid so dude

Bondi,,,you sneakin around on your chick already?

Not sneaking... I have been with my chick for over 4 years and she knows I come here...besides, I needed a fucking fix!

Yeah they all leave........

but they all come back........

except for Naraz.....

What happend to that little one-eyed bastard anyway!?

somone poked him in the good eye!

Seriously though, I think the young dude has some issues he had to deal with