hmmm...someone is good...

You better believe it! If I ever went on Jeaopardy and 1990's Pop Culture came up, I'd kill it!

Sorry to do this to your thread but I was at another great place where they had a movie monologue thread and this is one of my alltime faves...

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

please, i invite you to accost my thread!
pulp fiction...full of them! I love that one!

"You're the motherfucker who should be on brain detail"
damn...brain detail...that still makes me laugh

This is killer. Pulp along with Fight Club have the best dialogue in movies ever!

Jules: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fuckin' thing.
Vincent: It's not. It's the same ballpark.
Jules: Ain't no fuckin' ballpark neither. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but, you know, touchin' his wife's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her Holiest of Holies, ain't the same fuckin' ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same fuckin' sport. Look, foot massages don't mean shit.
Vincent: Have you ever given a foot massage?
Jules: [scoffs] Don't be tellin' me about foot massages. I'm the foot fuckin' master.
Vincent: Given a lot of 'em?
Jules: Shit yeah. I got my technique down and everything, I don't be ticklin' or nothin'.
Vincent: Would you give a guy a foot massage?
[Jules gives Vincent a long look, realizing he's been set up]
Jules: Fuck you.
Vincent: You give them a lot?
Jules: Fuck you.
Vincent: You know, I'm getting kinda tired. I could use a foot massage myself.
Jules: Man, you best back off, I'm gittin' a little pissed here.

brain detail...

Well, I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherfucker, motherfucker! Every time my fingers touch brain, I'm Superfly T.N.T., I'm the Guns of the Navarone! IN FACT, WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOIN' IN THE BACK? YOU'RE THE MOTHERFUCKER WHO SHOULD BE ON BRAIN DETAIL! We're fuckin' switchin'! I'm washin' the windows, and you're pickin' up this nigger's skull!

i was going to quote the foot massage one! i love that one!

FIGHT CLUB!!! YES!
I am Jack's raging bile duct.

I am jack's broken heart...

that movie has some awesome one liners! Its my fav of alltime!

Fight club i thought was lame and over rated hahah

Says a man who thinks hetro-sexual sex is over-rated?

She just wants to check out your bat.

I'm the foot fuckin master...love that line!


This one?

yeah it's a great line. I googled Pulp quotes and was just reading through them laughing, some of that dialogue is killer.

"Which wallet's yours?"

"The one that says Bad MotherFucker on it"

I'm Winston Wolf, I solve problems.

Fabienne: Whose motorcycle is this?
Butch: It's a chopper, baby.
Fabienne: Whose chopper is this?
Butch: It's Zed's.
Fabienne: Who's Zed?
Butch: Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.

Oh please dont get me started... I like that little exchange but that girl shits me!

It's long but the last line is a killer...

Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules: What country you from?
Brett: What?
Jules: What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?
Brett: What?
Jules: ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Then you know what I'm saying!
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like!
Brett: What, I-?
Jules: Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker. Say what one more goddamn time.
Brett: He's b-b-black...
Jules: Go on.
Brett: He's bald...
Jules: Does he look like a bitch?
Brett: What?
[Jules shoots Brett in shoulder]
Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
Brett: No!
Jules: Then why you try to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?
Brett: I didn't.
Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.

Last one.........




for now

"I'm prepared to scour the the Earth for that motherfucker. If Butch goes to Indochina, I want a nigger waiting in a bowl of rice ready to pop a cap in his ass."

phoenix...i don't even know what to say to that. i don't know if i can be friends with you anymore...next you are going to say you didn't like "snatch"

I am Jack's smirking revenge.

LOL! perfect way to end it (for now)...damn, i was laughing my ass off!
I really do love a pillaged thread!

Gnappy...good to see you!

Now a question of etiquette; as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch...?

Fucking piky!

I have stones to sell, fat to chew, and many different men to see about many different dogs, so if I am not rushing you

You are te king of quoting great movies!

I am jack's complete lack of surprise

I think the word you were looking for was freak.

If I had a tumour, I'd name it Marla

Marla, the big tourist. (and my fav line) She's like the cut you have on the roof of your mouth that would go away if you just stopped tongue-ing it, but you can't!

Just one boobie...lol. what can i say, i was bored.

even though it is only one i still will take it.

and you made me stiff

NICE!!! I am so happy to hear that!

well your bored and Im stiff , we should get together ..

hell, you've see one, you've seen the other, right?

oh holy crap...i can't believe that went over my head!! lol!

well I was hope it would go a little lower !!!!!!

this is true so please bring them here i could use them

your stiff one is welcomed a little lower.

ohhh..i'd love to I LOVE the South!

wow thats a invitation I just cant refuse

waiting oh i am dreaming again

any where u want it

resistance is futile.

South, in the South, babycakes!

outstanding

i would love to go to your southern regions

do we have to to take turns or can we both play

here is a map...
-turn right at the vodka shot
-turn left while you kiss the back of my neck
-stop at the fork in the road, there is your destination!

mmmmmmmmmmm

i am on my way

so, you've got all that?

good...i'll leave the key under the mat... wake me up when u get here!

Ill be there by morning !!!!!

HOT DAMN, I started this thread less than a month ago and it's already up to 15 pages... You go, girl!

thanks, evade...you have a special place in my heart.

I'd like to have a special place some where else...

oh, when i said heart...i meant my heart shaped box.