Hiya folks

Names Steve, Im 35 and finally back home in Florida !!!

Been a fan of RMM for a while.

I'm 6 foot 275lbs. Big hearted, big dreamed, short dicked

I have been enjoying the hell out of you girls and guys here on RMM ( especially the girls... god damn!!!)

I am a Gemini and I love making folks laugh. I will sacrafice my self respect to get a laugh or an LOL... its like a drug. I came back to Florida to break into the comedy/acting gig and see if I am worthy of the nickname.

I believe making a woman cum is one of the most important skills a guy should learn. Nothing as violent or as beautiful as watching a well crecendoed orgasm. ( brownie points sentence there )

I love all women and I am a huge fan of you girls on here. Love all of ya

and I lust after all of ya too



I hope I bring a smile to your faces and a moisture in your panties while you are on RMM.

Getting a haircut and shaving the goatee today so a new pic will be later

I too am a fan of the ol self deprecating humour. If someone is gonna make fun of me, it might as well be me. Hell, Conan O'Brien has made a career out of it.

Are you trying standup, or improv or something I haven't even heard of before.

I think you look real cute with a goatee, hope you don't shave it all off!

yay for knocking yourself for a laugh..sometimes i think its my only form of humor...

Awww... i love a little facial hair... it tickles when your hanging out in the right places...

would love to tickle your right places

your cute Cman

Why thank ya

You'd go well in Aus Comedy. It is an Aussie past time to "take the piss" (make fun of) yourself and your mates. The more you can poke fun at yourself or your friends the more love you show for them and yourself.

I hope the comedy/acting thing goes well for you and you land some gigs!

or you could be like peter griffin and put a beer in your pocket backwards and say the mic is funnier than the comedian

I love that one!!!

I have no idea who Peter Griffin is?

dude you seriously need to get family guy. its one of the greatest shows of all invention.

GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY!!

see the one where hes on the bathroom ceiling watching lois pee?


"WILL YOU GO TO THE BATHROOM ALREADY!?"

yeah

"sssssssssht...AAAAAAHHHHHH...ssssssshht.....AAAAAAHHHHH....ssssssssshhhhttt......AAAAAAAAAHHHHH..."

*sings* whoooo are you...who who..who who....whoooo are you..who who..who who...*i really wanna know*

every time i see this thread title i think of that.......freaking subline....

very sext Cman.

Oh I have seen that show and I think it is hilarious but strangley enough it doesnt appear on Aus television

Great Show

You suck!!!

To suck or not to suck .. that is the question...

whether tis nobler in the mouth to suffer
the nipples and lips of outrageous fortune
Or to take tongues against a sea of boobies,
And by opposing suck them? To lick: to nibble;
No more; and by a suck to say we end
The nipple-ache and the thousand natural sensations
That boob flesh is heir to, 'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish'd. To lick, to suck;
To suck: perchance to fuck: ay, there's the rub;
For in that bed of sex what dreams may come
When we have jacked off on some sexy mortal coil,
Must give us pause: there's the respect
That makes calamity of sucking so long life;

That's good......I had a flash back to giving that soliloqy and then laughed with your text.....I think Billy would approve.......

FUUUUUCK yeah.... and when the hell are we going to get some girls 411s?

Heya folks

Wanna apologize for my absence lately just been busy I keep my front page activities up just my forum fun has been lacking

Ill try to pop back in more regular when I get freed up

gettin your "beer in pants" routine down out there comedy?

Somethin like that

Hey funny guy!

Long time to "see" ... lol
Hope all is well!!! I miss your quirky comments.

mwah!

Ahh the plight of the clown...... Your so funny.... you make me laugh.... love your quirky comments....


never any offers of PM playtime.... or I want your bod......or ravish me you funny fucker!!!!

Deep sigh......



So these two Pirates walk into a bar...............

Ok. For you. "Ravish me you funny fucker!!!!!"

MMMMM good dayam!!!! In a heartbeat Brandy!!! Lord have mercy!!!

very nice love them boobies

Woah Brandy those are some huge knockers!!!!

You must be proud

Thanks Sussed. Just showing Comedyman some love.

So COMEDYMAN

Ya ever do stand-up down my way? (comedy that is! lol)

It seems funny men get the ladies too hey Comedy?

getting ready to do the open mic circuit see if i got what it takes

Know any good places down sarasota way

Only after we cry a little bit Bondi

there is no shame in pity love mate! haha

Bump ... just because

ah CM, I have also been guilty of the thread bump.... BUMP on my friend!

sometimes threads need a helping bump.. its lonley at the bottom

Oh I have fun on the bottom of a lovely lady!

Hm and I love ya Cman.xxxxx

Been Busy pas couple days ... Sorry for my absence I know youve already called John Walsh.. and I think I saw my face on a milk carton.... but it was just my reflection in the glass...

Will be back at it shortly

Lust and Kisses


CM

WE MISS YOU CMAN