It was his birthday???

Happy belated one Cman!

Did I say happy bday yet??? WEll, just in case I didn't , happy bday Cman. And if I did already, you can just call me early for next year's bday greeting.

OK seriously when was his BDAY?

Months ago. Which is why this is so funny. well, it's funny to me anyway. but that's what you get when you complain about only having bday greetings in your thread.

Hahaha

i got 3

I dont' think anyone even noticed my birthday when it was my birthday... or any other time for that matter. But that's what you get when you have a birthday on a Sunday... and when no one really cares about you.

For a moment there I felt terrible....

Well then I thank you for your brief sympathy.

By the way, dont' forget to say happy bday to Cman

It's his bday today?

Happy Birthday dude!

Into this thread has been breathed the life of humor.

by the way, Happy bday Cman

WOW...it's his birthday today? One day after Bondi? How sweet!

I mean.....Happy Birthday BABE! Let me see if i can conjur up something a little special for your liking.

Wow.... Happy BDAY C-MAN

Did you get any good presents?

3d sent him his babysitter for the week....

I think this is the pic he sent through....

a festive red for the holidays.

This thread makes me laugh


happy bday cman. I'm so glad we can help spread the bday cheer!

I wonder if people try and do the Xmas/Cman's birthday combo, ya know where they celebrate both at the same time thereby screwing you out of extra gifts.

my cousin-in-law got married shortly before I did. Here is my best recollection of an excerpt of her wedding card to us (complete with cheap monetary gift), which also happened to be her thank-you card.

"Thank you so much for your wedding gift to us! Now it is our turn to help you at your wedding. Good luck in the future."

or something like.

no one said I married into a classy family. If it weren't for the fact that my wife is a twin, I'd swear she was adopted.

they gave you money in an xmas card? can't complain about that.

my friends usually ask for money/bail in xmas cards.

Not that I ever expected anyone to actually READ one of my posts, but it was our WEDDING card that she gave us for our WEDDING on the day of our WEDDING that had our cheap WEDDING gift in it. She dubbed it as a thank you card for her wedding.

She sent us a xmas card, but didn't attach enough postage, so I refused to make up the difference and sent it back.


Actually, I'm just kidding about that last part.

ooooooh
I woulda said, "I refuse to take your crummy card! I will take the slight monetary gift, but that's it."

now back to comedyman's birthday.

It's his birthday???

You know it



Mother fuckers!

I am lucky enough that there is a 2 week gap between birthday and Xmas and I never got screwed with the 1 gift for both occasion thing...



Apparently so.... Happy Birthday to him too!

Hey there, cman! For your birthday I couldn't afford to get you a new drum...

Ewwwww Gnappster

My wife's twin has an idiot for a boyfriend. their birthday is late November and he's combined her bday and xmas present for 2 years in a row now. Each time it's a plane ticket to come visit him during spring break. He's such an unoriginal piece of shit... and that's such a self-serving gift. He didn't even send her a card in the mail... but he did send her 4 E-cards because he felt guilty that he's such a schmuck.

You know, I'll never understand women who let their men treat them like shit. I know if I pulled that kind of gear, I'd have my balls cut right off by bondigirl.

Bondigirl's sister is in the same boat. Her BF talks to her liek crap, buys shit gifts, has not one romantic bone in his body and is an out and out arsehole... but she sticks with him!

Now on to more pressing matters, is your wife's twin identical? (you probably told me already but good chances I was drunk or high)

You know, it's not the gift so much as the though ya put into it. he's a selfish prick who uses the excuse that he's not good at giving gifts so he just doesn't get anything. That's bullshit. He's never called my wife to see what his girlfriend might want or could use or anything like that (what better resource for a bad gift-giver than your girlfriend's twin fucking sister???) He doesn't even try. It pisses me off! He doesn't do a damn thing that makes her feel special.

But on the bright side, guys like him make guys like me look good.



Identical, mirror image... meaning they're even bigger freaks of nature than your average twin. My wife is left-handed and her twin is right-handed. My wife's hair parts on the left side of her head, her twin's on the right. My wife like's to be on top, her twin likes it doggie style.

They sure do... so let em keep up being fuckwits!

How do you know and (in Gnappys absence) PICS?!?!?!

What's next year's gift, a bowling ball with his name on it?

I know because I was drunk one night when the twin was sleeping over, walked into the wrong bedroom, and pounded her twin from behind just like she was screaming for me to do.

Actually, that's a big lie. Well, it's the truth if you count dreams, so yeah, I'm telling the trute.

Yeah a likely story at least I hope you blacked her face out first !!!!!!

I think he would have rather "whited out" her face instead.

Might be , Im guessing he did it in his pants before he would have got there anyway ...

Precisely

Ahhh I have know those type of truths!



Hey Oh!!!

Happy New Year Comedy! kisses HOTT

Cman ... where you hiding.....

Happy Birthday big fella

it's CM's birthday???

It seems like only a few weeks ago that we celebrated his last birthday. He sure does age well.

Happy bday C-man.

It's his birthday?
It seems like his last one was just yesterday.

Happy Birthday brotha!

I made my post before even seeing what bob posted. He's like bizarro gnappster

sorry, we already have a Bobaloo

BIRTHDAY!!??

Our screwing around has brought great rewards!

and how!

I mean, that gingerbread couple is priceless!