hot damn

How long is the flight to Canada? Worth every second

I have no idea!! I've been to Minnesota once.. that's up north, it was an hour and a half or something

Sydney to LA is betwen 12-14 hours so yeah, a fucking long way haha

Ack.. I wouldnt even know what to do if I was on a plane for that long...
And talk about a long swim!!!!

When i was on my recent trip I flew over 50 hours inside 14 days!!!

You just pray the entertainment is good, otherwise sleeping pills and alcohol does wonders

LOL ahhh.. I'll keep that in mind.

I dont think sparkling cider will cut it though

Doh

Although if sex makes you tired, convince the BF to join the mile high club, im sure you wont have to twist his arm very much

You'd be suprised...
But that's a lovely idea

I'd be surprised if he said no thats for damn sure

LOL let's just say I have to work for sex

Thats a damn shame that such a hottie is unsatisfied, its a crime against humanity!

But he's my best friend and I love him to death... we have an odd relationship, I'm pretty sure we're the only ones who get it LOL.

just like 3d's jokes

Love is a wonderful thing!

Haha sooo true

he might complain of getting a cramp in tight quarters....lol

I tried that line once, but the prostitute wouldn't buy it.


If you look where I'm from, I don't think you could get any more landlocked.














But I've still swam in the ocean



It's south to me.

I couldn't believe how far away Australia is.
When I arrived in Hawaii, my flight was a Vancouver to Sydney flight with a stopover in Honolulu, where I got off obviously. And the flight from Hawaii to Sydney was still something like 9 hours. The world is big or something.

So how bout you have him for best friends and me for sex. I'll do you and he can cuddle you afterwards. It sounds like a winning combo to me!

@ prostitue

Yeah, big world huh? haha. being an Aussie im used to it, its more than part of the reason Australia is as innocent and beautiful as it is

You just had to rub it in !!

well... since nobody has taken the oh-so-obvious bait on this one...

baby, you can rub it in anyday .... (oh, and of course... PICS?! )

Video perhaps?

with the possibility of a guided tour

LOL... ok, but I charge.

that's ok, I'm used to paying women for se-- I mean "stuff"

Naughty!!

I think he meant sniff!

I like the sounds of that...



Will you take a post dated cheque?

mmmaybe...
I think I'd rather be paid in like... frequent flyer miles or something.

Ok, give me all your bank account details and we'll work something out

you're as smooth as a nigerian "businessman"

Hey, I learn from the best. Reminds me of,

"What you do is see, you give them all your credit card numbers, and if one of them is lucky, they send you a prize!"

Hi, Baby,

Hello doll.
How are you?

Happy Birthday, baby, .... talk about women I miss...

Yay you bumped my thread... and here I was thinking it had died. Thank you doll!!

well dont get to excited he was hoping bumping your thread might get him a little closer to bumping you !!!!!

That's the plan!

and probably a good plan at that .

hey girl...just saying hi!

Fine !! dont tell the rest of us hi

I have a different plan

well plan A didnt work Eh ?

Plan B is working just fine

outstanding

Hello everybody!!

So what's this plan B you speak of??

Annd heck.. if this thread is alive again I'm in the mood to bump! Any takers?

I'll bump with you.

Im planning to roll you up in a blanket and throw you of a bridge..... Either that or kidnap your mascot

well they say the only thing better than a zany scheme is an even zanier scheme

That'll leanr that crusty old dean!