somehow that triggered a deep dark hallway in my memory and it got me thinking of the How To video for the Donkey Punch... you know, the one with billy and the brick. If you haven't seen it, there's a link floating around here somewhere in STB. funny as hell. If I wasn't so lazy I'd find it for you. But I'm a post whore, not a research for the good of all whore.

it's hard to know what to attribute it to.




Here?

That's the one. Perhaps not as gripping as string theory mumbo jumbo, but educational nonetheless.

good to be well read no matter where dinnertime conversation might take you.

Ah, dinnertime conversation.... So I was reading about string theory the other day and the 10 dimensions of reality. Interesting stuff I tell ya. Now, would you please pass the pussy.

I'd say we are being more pro active and we are all an outrageous paradigm.

Hi Naraz! How the hell are ya? Welcome back..where ya been? Or did i miss that somewhere posted? ???

one serving coming right up
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bon apetite

PS.
this is what it looks like without needles.....

WHOO!! THANK YOU CORT!!! and hey hott baby...ive missed you too!! where you been the last few months of my life?!?

dun send me no messages askin where i went and shit..i feel sad now!

He got lost and with only one eye it took him a while to find his way back

having one eye would not keep you from finding your way home... just makes it all look a little to the right

He was circling the site for months

That's funny. Now actually picture him walking in circles... now it's funnier.

eh...fuck you bondi....bleh i hate this mood im in lately *sighs*

I pictured it when I wrote ir and havent yet stopped laughing

and thats proof that you have no life...

Thats not true!!!!


I just have a small mind and I am easily amused

haha, there's a dog with a puffy tail!

or....


That kid has bossoms! Someone pass me a wet towel

Oh, shit. Bondi's here. It seems to be the Friday end of the workday trend. Now I'll never get home... again

what's up, brother?!

Hey mate

Just easing myself into the weekend with some shit to do around the home and then I am hitting the sun, sand and surf for a few hours... hows shit with you?

yeah it seems every friday around 3pm, i get even less done at work than usual.

No complaints. had a good busy week at work, saw some nice boobies here (even got my name displayed on Pen's hot bod), and looking forward to a nice weekend. My grass is super duper long. I didnt have a chance to cut the grass last weekend, it was raining a lot the beginning of the week and now it's sunny. it's like a jungle out there, man. It's growing faster than my cock at the lesbian convention.

Jealous that I can't surf out here. I've always wanted to.

This is about as close as I ever get to surfing.

I wonder why?




love that lesbian convention line haha. I have the same issues confronthing me at home but the sun is out, surf is good and there are girls in bikinis at the beach... I think my lawn can wait!



watch out Kelly Slater

you boys would be fucking devestated if they took the interent away from you while you were at work.... shit, your companies may actually even profit off your asses if you DID something.... haha

The scary thing is that for the last financial year I won Sales Representative of the Year award in my company

i can only imagine what the OTHER slackers at your job are fucking doing.... and i think you only won because they HAD to give it to SOMEONE! hah

Well In part I agree with you, What are the others doing???

In another part, I can sell soap to the English and Ice to the eskimoes

and I've won employee of the month for 61 straight months!
(also I am the only employee so there may be a correlation)

Kinda like this???

haha, yup.

That's a good one.

Yeah I remembered that when i read Gnappy's post about employee of the month and had a little chuckle... great episode!

wow....




thats all i can say...

















































wow....

sounds like a girl talked to naraz!!

I hope nobody tells him it was just a talking malibu stacey doll

Now let's forget our troubles with a big bowl of strawberry ice cream!

Worse.... it was Lisa Lionheart

jrock i told you once i told you a thousand times. the girls you see on your acid trips ARENT girls...they are HOUSEPLANTS!





remember when you got the spikes in your lips from your cactus girlfriend?

damn that sounds like some gooooood acid

yeah...well...jrock pulls out all the stops when he gives those bj/tossed salads! the baseheads cant help but give it to him for a great deal!!!

oh yeah...sorry for dissapearing so randomly so much...just busy with school and shit...about to start a new job too so yeh...doesnt help much either

yeah...well...jrock pulls out all the stops when he gives those bj/tossed salads! the baseheads cant help but give it to him for a great deal!!!

oh yeah...sorry for dissapearing so randomly so much...just busy with school and shit...about to start a new job too so yeh...doesnt help much either

I'm just posting this cuz I'm wondering if jrock pulls out lal the stops and if you're sorry about disappearing so much and if you're busy with school and shit. By the way, are you about to start a new job? Just wondering.

ahhh the ramblins of Narazbad

cool


oh tha sucks

lol. as a matter of fact, YES! jrock DOES pull out all the stops. i AM busy with school and shit, im sorry for dissapearing so much, and i just started the first of two new jobs last night! wow bob!! your so smart! now....GET THE FUCKIN SATELITE OFF ME!! GODDAMNIT!

can you hear me now? THEN FUCK OFF BITCH! hehehehe

Did you guys hear something?

sorry...random moments of crazy highness.....mmmm..i have hpnotiq....*bottoms up*