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Jade
I'm having a BBQ for my man's birthday tomorrow... And I am totally looking forward to the drunk, sloppy, uninhibited sex that will follow...

Who else is with me in enjoying this kind of sex?

****Not want to have drunk sex with me, but shares the same views****
jrock8
not ever having the drunk sex, i can't really say... here's my big concern though... don't you have to worry about "whiskey dick"? lol (well not you, obviously, but your man laughing-smiley-017.gif )
Jade
QUOTE(jrock8 @ Jul 29 2005, 08:49 PM)
not ever having the drunk sex, i can't really say... here's my big concern though... don't you have to worry about "whiskey dick"? lol   (well not you, obviously, but your man  laughing-smiley-017.gif )
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"whiskey dick"? not familiar... whats that?
jrock8
that's the scientific term for when a guy has had so much to drink that he can't get hard... when you drink, your blood pressure drops and your capillaries dilate... and as we all know, blood flow and pressure are kind of important when it comes to 22.gif

there's your biology lesson for the day laughing-smiley-017.gif
Lvrboy
I'm with Jade. I enjoy sex more when I have a couple of drinks in me.

Also my girfriend says that the drinks keep me harder for a longer period of time.
Mezrein
QUOTE(Jade @ Jul 29 2005, 08:46 PM)
I'm having a BBQ for my man's birthday tomorrow... And I am totally looking forward to the drunk, sloppy, uninhibited sex that will follow...

Who else is with me in enjoying this kind of sex?

****Not want to have drunk sex with me, but shares the same views****
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Personally I don't like it, because more often than not, neither party remembers it to well. Even if its the best sex you've had... Plus I like knowing that my women is turned on and heavily into it because I do that to her, not because the booz brings her really close and all I haveta do finish it off, smile.gif
Jade
QUOTE(Lvrboy @ Jul 29 2005, 09:19 PM)
I'm with Jade.  I enjoy sex more when I have a couple of drinks in me. 

Also my girfriend says that the drinks keep me harder for a longer period of time.
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I was just telling *someone* today about my favorite drunk/sloopy sex memory to date....

When my boyfriend and I first started dating, things were HOT. We just came home from the club and I think we started taking clothes off before we even got to the door... things wre hard and we got the condoms out, my man broke throu several of them before we got one one that would last more than 2 pumps... I affectionately called him "the rod of steel" for monthes after that...


mmm drunk sex!
Lvrboy
QUOTE(Jade @ Jul 29 2005, 09:36 PM)
I was just telling *someone* today about my favorite drunk/sloopy sex memory to date....

When my boyfriend and I first started dating, things were HOT.  We just came home from the club and I think we started taking clothes off before we even got to the door...  things wre hard and we got the condoms out, my man broke throu several of them before we got one one that would last more than 2 pumps... I affectionately called him "the rod of steel" for monthes after that...
mmm drunk sex!
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I think the trick is knowing where the limit is. If you go over the limit, well then perhaps as jrock says. However, just enough and things tend to get wild. For me the wilder the better. smilio09.gif
Narazbad
eh...as long as im getting sex im happy tongue.gif too bad i havent had any in a while......
juicy_DD
QUOTE(Jade @ Jul 30 2005, 02:46 AM)
I'm having a BBQ for my man's birthday tomorrow... And I am totally looking forward to the drunk, sloppy, uninhibited sex that will follow...

Who else is with me in enjoying this kind of sex?

****Not want to have drunk sex with me, but shares the same views****
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i will have drunken sex with you Jade ha ha....

apparently I am a right gooer when I have had a drink! on one particular hol/vacation I went to Kenya and I had several of the local whiskys and I was as randy as hell apparently I gave 3 blow jobs and had sex 3 times and was pretty good ...... I also ran to the toilet twice to puke and I dont remember any of it ha ha smile.gif
sweetnsexy
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Think the trick is to have enough to lower the inhibitions, but not so much that you lose complete control....not certain that I have always managed to get it right, but if at first you don't succeed, suck any cock to hand!!
jrock8
QUOTE(sweetnsexy @ Jul 30 2005, 08:25 AM)
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Think the trick is to have enough to lower the inhibitions, but not so much that you lose complete control....not certain that I have always managed to get it right, but if at first you don't succeed, suck any cock to hand!!
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see, i knew i liked you for a reason sweet... you're no quitter, lol 11.gif
lookinatjugs
I dont enjoy sex when im drunk. However...if im just good and buzzed...then its all good. My ex got horny when she even had a little bit of alcohol in her...so i can see the benefit of just a bit of alcohol...but not shit faced drunk. Oh and when i was shitfaced...i got hard...but i couldnt cum...lol
HotJ
I enjoy sex drunk OR sober... 2thumbs.gif

Drunk sex is good though...no inhibitions at all, but I wouldn't want only drunk sex either.

It's been too long since I last had sex so at this point - I'll take what I can get! laughing-smiley-017.gif
Jade
QUOTE(HotJ @ Jul 31 2005, 06:33 PM)
I enjoy sex drunk OR sober... 2thumbs.gif

Drunk sex is good though...no inhibitions at all, but I wouldn't want only drunk sex either.

It's been too long since I last had sex so at this point - I'll take what I can get!  laughing-smiley-017.gif
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You missed a fun BBQ... I had drunk boys all over the place that would have done you the favor! wink.gif Some girls that might've too!
HotJ
QUOTE(Jade @ Jul 31 2005, 10:10 PM)
You missed a fun BBQ... I had drunk boys all over the place that would have done you the favor! wink.gif  Some girls that might've too!
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sad.gif sounds like a good time Jade...
jrock8
QUOTE(HotJ @ Jul 31 2005, 06:33 PM)
It's been too long since I last had sex so at this point - I'll take what I can get!  laughing-smiley-017.gif
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how long has it been? and how the hell is such a travesty possible??!! unsure.gif
HotJ
QUOTE(jrock8 @ Jul 31 2005, 10:23 PM)
how long has it been?  and how the hell is such a travesty possible??!!  confused-smiley-013.gif
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2 months... sad.gif
Jade
QUOTE(HotJ @ Jul 31 2005, 09:14 PM)
sad.gif sounds like a good time Jade...
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It was fun.... so much food... so much beer... so much vodka....


How was the Cape? Did you make it there?
HotJ
QUOTE(Jade @ Jul 31 2005, 10:29 PM)
It was fun.... so much food... so much beer... so much vodka....
How was the Cape?  Did you make it there?
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It was nice - not the best weather today, but we went to a vineyard for a wine tasting so no complaints!
jrock8
ok, so i know it's not exactly wine...

but for some reason, there's this image of licking bubbling champagne off a naked hotj and jade in my head...

can't get it out of my mind... don't think i really want to either though
HotJ
QUOTE(jrock8 @ Jul 31 2005, 10:38 PM)
ok, so i know it's not exactly wine...

but for some reason, there's this image of licking bubbling champagne off a naked hotj and jade in my head...

can't get it out of my mind... don't think i really want to either though
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I'm popping the bottle right now jrock...

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jrock8
i'm popping something else... 22.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(HotJ @ Jul 31 2005, 06:33 PM)
I enjoy sex drunk OR sober... 2thumbs.gif

Drunk sex is good though...no inhibitions at all, but I wouldn't want only drunk sex either.

It's been too long since I last had sex so at this point - I'll take what I can get!  laughing-smiley-017.gif
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Is every man in Boston a homosexual? (not that there is anything wrong with that) But god damn... you wouldn't be in such a drought in Sydney.

Oh an by the way... "whiskey Dick" is commonly known as the "Fosters Flop" in Australia!

Drunk Sex is great for the rare, occasional wild sex that ensues but overall sober sex enables you to explore more avenues without fear of throwing up or passiong out! haha
HotJ
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Aug 1 2005, 01:18 AM)
Is every man in Boston a homosexual? (not that there is anything wrong with that) But god damn... you wouldn't be in such a drought in Sydney.

Oh an by the way... "whiskey Dick" is commonly known as the "Fosters Flop" in Australia!
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No...guys in Boston are not all homosexual, I'm probably just a little bit picky.

And I love this "Fosters Flop" terminology, I'm definitely stealing that one! laughing-smiley-017.gif
Jade
QUOTE(HotJ @ Jul 31 2005, 09:57 PM)
I'm popping the bottle right now jrock...

laughing-smiley-017.gif
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I have a couple left over 40's in my fridge from saturday... can do it ghetto style!

laughing-smiley-017.gif
HotJ
QUOTE(Jade @ Aug 1 2005, 05:49 PM)
I have a couple left over 40's in my fridge from saturday... can do it ghetto style!

laughing-smiley-017.gif
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laughing-smiley-014.gif nice....i'm game
Jade
QUOTE(HotJ @ Aug 1 2005, 04:50 PM)
laughing-smiley-014.gif nice....i'm game
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Word to that then! (thats homeboy language for "that would be swell, lets do that!)
jrock8
QUOTE(Jade @ Aug 1 2005, 04:52 PM)
Word to that then!  (thats homeboy language for "that would be swell, lets do that!)
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wow jade... you are sooooooo white smilio04.gif
Jade
QUOTE(jrock8 @ Aug 1 2005, 04:54 PM)
wow jade... you are sooooooo white  smilio04.gif
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Darn... you caught me trying to be a homegirl... it really doesnt work for me

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jrock8
yeah, especially when you try saying it w/the bahston accent tongue.gif

it's ok... we'll just get your girls nice and drunk and then it won't really matter what anyone's saying right?
HotJ
QUOTE(jrock8 @ Aug 1 2005, 05:58 PM)
yeah, especially when you try saying it w/the bahston accent  tongue.gif

it's ok... we'll just get your girls nice and drunk and then it won't really matter what anyone's saying right?
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i don't know what you're talking about - you love us "Bahston" girls laughing-smiley-017.gif

and yes, when we're drunk...it really won't matter jrock

by the way, why is your name jrock and when are you going to do a member's 411 profile??????
jrock8
QUOTE(HotJ @ Aug 1 2005, 05:05 PM)
i don't know what you're talking about - you love us "Bahston" girls laughing-smiley-017.gif

and yes, when we're drunk...it really won't matter jrock

by the way, why is your name jrock and when are you going to do a member's 411 profile??????
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my initials are j.r... and i came up w/it b/c i'm not that clever laughing-smiley-017.gif (i guess you could make some hardbody or "rock hard" comment... but it had nothing to do with it... i mean, don't get me wrong, i'm as big a pervert as the rest of you... yeah, you too hotj wink.gif ...)

and i haven't really figured out what to say for my 411 profile... but speaking of which, why haven't you filled one out?! huh, huh?! action-smiley-047.gif

oh and yes, lest i forget... i do love you "bahston" girls... love-smiley-077.gif love-smiley-077.gif to both of you
HotJ
QUOTE(jrock8 @ Aug 1 2005, 06:07 PM)
my initials are j.r... and i came up w/it b/c i'm not that clever  laughing-smiley-017.gif  (i guess you could make some hardbody or "rock hard" comment... but it had nothing to do with it... i mean, don't get me wrong, i'm as big a pervert as the rest of you... yeah, you too hotj wink.gif ...)

and i haven't really figured out what to say for my 411 profile... but speaking of which, why haven't you filled one out?! huh, huh?!  action-smiley-047.gif

oh and yes, lest i forget... i do love you "bahston" girls...  love-smiley-077.gif  love-smiley-077.gif to both of you
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Ok, it's nice to know that you're not creative laughing-smiley-017.gif

umm I hadn't even thought about doing a 411 profile - it seems to be pretty male dominated at the moment though...
jrock8
well maybe we just need an aggressive woman to get things started there then wink.gif *hint, hint*

what does this have to do w/drunk, sloppy sex again? laughing-smiley-017.gif
HotJ
QUOTE(jrock8 @ Aug 1 2005, 06:14 PM)
well maybe we just need an aggressive woman to get things started there then wink.gif *hint, hint*

what does this have to do w/drunk, sloppy sex again?  laughing-smiley-017.gif
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laughing-smiley-017.gif ummm...let's recap:

I want/need some drunk/sloppy sex ASAP

and

Jane and are are going to pour 40's over each other and lick it off while talking in "homeboy" slang...

laughing-smiley-017.gif
jrock8
well considering i'm not part of the pouring 40s thing, that means i get to take part in the first thing on that list? 2thumbs.gif
HotJ
QUOTE(jrock8 @ Aug 1 2005, 06:18 PM)
well considering i'm not part of the pouring 40s thing, that means i get to take part in the first thing on that list?  2thumbs.gif
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hey i never said you were part of any of this! nah.gif
jrock8
ouch action-smiley-047.gif bang.gif
HotJ
QUOTE(jrock8 @ Aug 1 2005, 06:22 PM)
ouch  action-smiley-047.gif   bang.gif
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just jokin'

you can help us drink the 40's food-smiley-004.gif

only if you bring me some chicago pizza though!
jrock8
QUOTE(HotJ @ Aug 1 2005, 05:24 PM)
just jokin'

you can help us drink the 40's  food-smiley-004.gif

only if you bring me some chicago pizza though!
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i think i can do that... or i could just make one for you wink.gif
HotJ
QUOTE(jrock8 @ Aug 1 2005, 06:26 PM)
i think i can do that... or i could just make one for you wink.gif
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works for me 2thumbs.gif
jrock8
they are pretty filling though... i might have to help you work it off later smilio09.gif
HotJ
QUOTE(jrock8 @ Aug 1 2005, 06:32 PM)
they are pretty filling though... i might have to help you work it off later  smilio09.gif
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we'll see how good it tastes first laughing-smiley-017.gif
jrock8
oh, i'm sure you'll taste amazingly sweet... nah.gif
HotJ
QUOTE(jrock8 @ Aug 1 2005, 06:41 PM)
oh, i'm sure you'll taste amazingly sweet...  nah.gif
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i meant the pizza goober coco.gif
jrock8
oh, trust me, i know... sorry, but i prefer thinking about you more than pizza though 24.gif
HotJ
QUOTE(jrock8 @ Aug 1 2005, 06:46 PM)
oh, trust me, i know... sorry, but i prefer thinking about you more than pizza though  24.gif
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hmmm...tough call for me. i made a delicious veggie pizza for dinner...buuuut i guess i'd choose sex if given the choice in sex v. pizza...

laughing-smiley-017.gif
jrock8
QUOTE(HotJ @ Aug 1 2005, 05:51 PM)
hmmm...tough call for me.  i made a delicious veggie pizza for dinner...buuuut i guess i'd choose sex if given the choice in sex v. pizza...

laughing-smiley-017.gif
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are you a vegetarian? somehow i always thought you were a big fan of the meat 11.gif


...goober smilio04.gif
HotJ
QUOTE(jrock8 @ Aug 1 2005, 06:59 PM)
are you a vegetarian?  somehow i always thought you were a big fan of the meat  11.gif
...goober  smilio04.gif
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no i'm not a vegetarian..i like meat...

all kinds 11.gif

laughing-smiley-017.gif
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