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Semantics_In_A_Hat
QUOTE(juicy_DD @ Jul 30 2005, 05:10 AM)
i will have drunken sex with you Jade ha ha....

apparently I am a right gooer when I have had a drink! on one particular hol/vacation I went to Kenya and I had several of the local whiskys and I was as randy as hell apparently I gave 3 blow jobs and had sex 3 times and was pretty good ...... I also ran to the toilet twice to puke and I dont remember any of it ha ha smile.gif
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You've been to Kenya? Cool! I lived there for 9 1/2 + years growing up before going to college and postgraduate school in the US and Europe. Were you vacationing there or was it work related?

As for drunk, sloppy sex...As I recall I've had sex once where my gf at the time and I had been drinking. I was beyond tipsy yet I wasn't plastered; it wasn't what I consider great sex. It was more difficult maintaining a state of arousal and the alcohol/dehydration induced headache and slight spinning sensation in my head did little to make the experience sexy and fun. I prefer hot, wild, passionate, raw sex stone cold sober. It has been said that the mind is the largest erogenous zone and I tend to agree.
Semantics_In_A_Hat
QUOTE(HotJ @ Aug 1 2005, 06:01 PM)
no i'm not a vegetarian..i like meat...

all kinds  11.gif

laughing-smiley-017.gif
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Ahahahahaha! Touche, and may I add pulse-quickening too? 22.gif Do you also go along with this 04.gif?

P.S. The second emoticon could appear to be someone cumming with a big smile on their face but I intend for it to be interpreted as cumming on someone's face. lol
Jade
Here's a 40 for you HotJ... when can we get started?

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HotJ
QUOTE(Jade @ Aug 1 2005, 09:24 PM)
Here's a 40 for you HotJ...  when can we get started?

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laughing-smiley-017.gif OE my favorite!!
Jade
QUOTE(HotJ @ Aug 1 2005, 08:25 PM)
laughing-smiley-017.gif OE my favorite!!
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its ICE cold too.. thats why I have the towel wink.gif
jrock8
hey, where's mine?!
Jade
QUOTE(jrock8 @ Aug 1 2005, 08:27 PM)
hey, where's mine?!
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for you lovey...
jrock8
love-smiley-077.gif
thanks cutie

speaking of 40's... have you ever played "edward 40-hands"? you duct-tape a 40 to your hand (or one in each, depending on how drunk you want to get)... and you can't remove the tape until you've emptied the bottle
Jade
QUOTE(jrock8 @ Aug 1 2005, 08:42 PM)
love-smiley-077.gif
thanks cutie

speaking of 40's... have you ever played "edward 40-hands"?  you duct-tape a 40 to your hand (or one in each, depending on how drunk you want to get)... and you can't remove the tape until you've emptied the bottle
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never played... I can say I have only officially ever finished one. sad.gif I would rather drink regular bottles or 22's Unless you can get me a Corona or heinniken in a 40, I probably wont finish it.

Althou, a few weeks ago, what I drank probably added up to about 3 40's... was a corona saturday!
jrock8
are you a beer, wine, or liquor kind of girl?
Jade
QUOTE(jrock8 @ Aug 1 2005, 08:47 PM)
are you a beer, wine, or liquor kind of girl?
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beer and lickher... wink.gif
jrock8
lol... now all you need to do is find a her in the boston area to lick smilio09.gif ... hmm, who could that possible be? confused-smiley-013.gif
Jade
QUOTE(jrock8 @ Aug 1 2005, 08:52 PM)
lol... now all you need to do is find a her in the boston area to lick  smilio09.gif ... hmm, who could that possible be?  confused-smiley-013.gif
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I dont know....
jrock8
for any of the ladies... as long as we're on the topic of alcohol...

ever done a body shot/ever had one done off you?
juicy_DD
QUOTE(Semantics_In_A_Hat @ Aug 2 2005, 12:49 AM)
You've been to Kenya? Cool! I lived there for 9 1/2 + years growing up before going to college and postgraduate school in the US and Europe. Were you vacationing there or was it work related?

As for drunk, sloppy sex...As I recall I've had sex once where my gf at the time and I had been drinking. I was beyond tipsy yet I wasn't plastered; it wasn't what I consider great sex. It was more difficult maintaining a state of arousal and the alcohol/dehydration induced headache and slight spinning sensation in my head did little to make the experience sexy and fun. I prefer hot, wild, passionate, raw sex stone cold sober. It has been said that the mind is the largest erogenous zone and I tend to agree.
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Hiya Sem good to meet you..... I went on vacation.

I also prefer hot, wild passionate, raw sex sober or drunk ha ha love-smiley-077.gif
Gnappster
drunk sex works for me... as long as both parties are under the influence... but seeing as i'm married it's usually more sober sex as I no longer have to find a girl innebriated enuff to copulate with me smilio04.gif
Jade
Hey HotJ... we had so much beer left over, we are planning anothr BBQ for this saturday.... Got any plans? Should come by!
Semantics_In_A_Hat
QUOTE(juicy_DD @ Aug 2 2005, 08:48 AM)
Hiya Sem good to meet you..... I went on vacation.

I also prefer hot, wild passionate, raw sex sober or drunk ha ha love-smiley-077.gif
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A pleasure to make your acquaintance, Juicy. I trust you enjoyed your vacation in that former surrogate home of mine, Kenya? smile.gif As for hot, wild, passionate, raw sex...hell yeah! lol I still prefer it when sober. wink.gif
clincar
All inhabitions are gone when you're drunk - lovely!!
Semantics_In_A_Hat
QUOTE(clincar @ Aug 2 2005, 07:03 PM)
All inhabitions are gone when you're drunk - lovely!!
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Aye, there is that possibility. However, I personally don't need alcohol to develop "dutch courage" in order to dance, chat, kiss, or fuck. I'll do those things of my own sober volition if the opportunity presents itself and for whatever reasons I decide that I'm okay with the situation and what may be the more likely consequences of whatever course of action is embarked upon. wink.gif
clincar
Have to agree! But the drink can help especially at parties!!! 2thumbs.gif
Semantics_In_A_Hat
QUOTE(clincar @ Aug 2 2005, 07:20 PM)
Have to agree! But the drink can help especially at parties!!! 2thumbs.gif
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Liquor/alcohol = a social lubricant-of-sorts for some then? lol 03.gif
juicy_DD
2thumbs.gif yep I agree I am far better when I have had a drink no inhibitions whatsoever
Gnappster
QUOTE(Jade @ Aug 2 2005, 06:48 PM)
Hey HotJ... we had so much beer left over, we are planning anothr BBQ for this saturday....  Got any plans?  Should come by!
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now THAT would be a good BBQ...
btw how much beer did you have...seems like any party/bbq/whatever I have ever had, it didn't matter how much beer was there, it's ALWAYS gone by morning lol.
bondiguy
Man this thread got a hell of alot better with Jade and J 2thumbs.gif
Jade
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Aug 3 2005, 11:48 AM)
now THAT would be a good BBQ...
btw how much beer did you have...seems like any party/bbq/whatever I have ever had, it didn't matter how much beer was there, it's ALWAYS gone by morning lol.
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We bought 2 beerballs... then everyone brought a case or a few 40's.
COMEDYMAN
HotJ and Jade drunk at a party..... Omg the stories just write themselves!!!! 22.gif

So how should it go.. you two sneak off leaving party guests wondering where you are? ...

Or you two take on all the party guests in a double gang bang....

lord my mind is a wondering laughing-smiley-017.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(COMEDYMAN @ Aug 6 2005, 11:45 AM)
HotJ and Jade drunk at a party..... Omg the stories just write themselves!!!! 22.gif

So how should it go.. you two sneak off leaving party guests  wondering where you are? ...

Or you two  take on all the party guests in a double gang bang....

lord my mind is a wondering    laughing-smiley-017.gif
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oh my.......... I'll be back in 5.... ah who am I kidding, make it 3! jerkit.gif
paybarraman
Drunk, sober, sloppy or prudy.........

I JUST WANT SOME SEX!!! MY BALLS HURT!!!
paybarraman
arhgghhhh!!!!! I cant make the words all big and colorful like I want!!!
paybarraman
Might as well go pound my balls against a wall!!!!
jrock8
QUOTE(paybarraman @ Aug 10 2005, 12:39 PM)
arhgghhhh!!!!! I cant make the words all big and colorful like I want!!!
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QUOTE(paybarraman @ Aug 10 2005, 12:39 PM)
Might as well go pound my balls against a wall!!!!
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well, that might make your balls all big and colorful... but i don't think it'll do anything to help the words... coco.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(jrock8 @ Aug 14 2005, 10:10 PM)
well, that might make your balls all big and colorful... but i don't think it'll do anything to help the words...  coco.gif
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I think his balls are big and colourful?!? Result of limited sexual encounters perhaps? haha laughing-smiley-017.gif
Gnappster
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Aug 15 2005, 02:29 AM)
I think his balls are big and colourful?!? Result of limited sexual encounters perhaps? haha  laughing-smiley-017.gif
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just speculation or personal experience? laughing-smiley-014.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Aug 16 2005, 01:46 PM)
just speculation or personal experience?  laughing-smiley-014.gif
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The perhaps in my quote would indicate pure speculation would it not?
Gnappster
talk about reviving a dead thread!
but since the board is realtively dead I saw googlebot browsing an interesting sounding thread (this one). So I started reading it from page one. Totally worth the read for any new members and a good walk down memory lane for the rest of us. HotJ and Jade mmmmm mmmmmmm.

And it's the origin for one of the longest on going jokes here (well done jork!)

And that is all®
jrock8
wow, i'm retarded... i actually started at the first page of this thing to try to figure out what the joke was blink.gif laughing-smiley-017.gif


oh well... it gave me a chance to relive the memory of a 3some with jade and hotj.... that was worth it 22.gif tongue.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Sep 1 2006, 05:20 PM)
talk about reviving a dead thread!
but since the board is realtively dead I saw googlebot browsing an interesting sounding thread (this one). So I started reading it from page one. Totally worth the read for any new members and a good walk down memory lane for the rest of us. HotJ and Jade mmmmm mmmmmmm.

And it's the origin for one of the longest on going jokes here (well done jork!)

And that is all®
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Oh I get it.... I get jokes tongue.gif

Good thread revival brother... these 2 women were just something else weren't they?
Gnappster
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Sep 1 2006, 04:13 PM)
Oh I get it.... I get jokes tongue.gif

Good thread revival brother... these 2 women were just something else weren't they?
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yes'm
bondiguy
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Sep 1 2006, 06:22 PM)
yes'm
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Spotted!

Almost forgot thanks to Jrock for his post... I was about to head to page 1 to find out the ongoing joke and then I just scrolled up
Gnappster
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Sep 1 2006, 04:31 PM)
Spotted!

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I thought that one would go unnoticed for sure.
bondiguy
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Sep 1 2006, 06:41 PM)
I thought that one would go unnoticed for sure.
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Ahh give old bondi a little credit
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