I have yet to see the movie, but the show was funny as hell.

The movie was F-ing great. I saw it on opening night with my sister. It was sold out, so we had to buy tickets to some shitty movie and break in because they were checking ticket stubs. we were so late, that we had to sit in THE front row. Even with the sore neck and retinal damage, the movie was still fucking awesome. I laughed my ass off so hard and a few parts that my voice hurt after the movie. Or maybe that was just cuz my head was so far back for so long.

Anyway... great movie. Go see it.

Gnappy, see the cove in the upper right of the bottom picture? There's a clay jogging path around it that's about 3.5 miles long. That's where I do most of my running, it's a great veiw and because it's clay, it hardly ever gets muddy.

yeah I'll try and get to it b4 it hits dvd.
the retards in our town didn't even play it opeining weekend. I guess they figured a mockumentary about some crazy dude from Kazachstan wouldn't do well. After it made millions they changed their minds


That would make for some enjoyable running.
I don't like anywhere close to the ocean but I do have a paved path about 5 miles long that circles the lake in town and a really nice park to boot.
I guess this is the appropriate thread so I'll post a few:

Im guessing you are talking about Borat?

I havent seen it yet but I figure I'll downlaod it this weekend

do you really think it is ok to steal from big faceless corporations?

Well, I've just read in this pamphlet, So You've Decided To Steal Movies, that's it's okay.

I think there's a funny cuz it's true line in there somewhere. But I could be wrong.

you see a black guy, a black guy drives a car like this.... but a white guy. a white guy drives more like.... this.

it's hard to type the scene out

I am officially stumped.

spotted and.... yes'm



Its true.... its true, we are soo lame!

that's one guy who can say his dick drags on the ground and means it!

How'd I miss that. that was great.

There's also a spinoff joke about 16-pound balls, but i won't go there.

hahaha

Oh come one.... tell it

Um, okay.

That's because he's packing 16-pound balls.

(it always helps if you laugh at your own jokes)

I dont get it

Like this? 'cept, if it was Stumpy, he would have to roll them along with his dick.

Here's where I was working last week, moving furniture and setting up Christmas trees.

The Inside:

is that an old building or a new building made to look like an old building.

It was built in 1858. Those two small pictures are practically useless in showing how ornate and luxurious the interior is. When it was built, the guy who built it was the richest guys in Maine. It's open for tours year round, but really gets a lot of visitors aroung Christmas when the place is decorated for the holidays the same way in would have been in the 1850's. The building has about 95% of the original furnishings/china/rugs/paintings, etc, as when the first owners lived there. Google "Victoria Mansion" if you'd like to see more of it. It's pretty impressive. We have to wear white gloves and booties on our feet before we're even allowed to touch anything.

What do you do for a gig dude?

My brother and I own a moving company.

I heard your wife makes you do the same thing

That's right...I was watching Jerry Springer Naked Rumble 6 yesterday and remembered that weren't you deleivering something to the show? How'd that go?

Cool...



God bless Jerry Springer

It was Maury Povitch. It aired yesterday but I missed it. What a fucked-up deal that turned out to be. My brother was going to pick up the furniture from Ikea in New Jersey on the way back to Maine from New Orleans. They wanted to know when he was going to get to the warehouse and on Tuesday morning I told them he'd be there Friday. Thursday eve I get a call saying they can't figure out what furniture to load, can't get ahold of the person who would know and would my brother mind waiting until Monday to pick it up. I said no way was my brother going to sit in Newark NJ for three days because someone can't get their collective head out of their asses and get the stuff out on the loading dock. I told them if the stuff isn't on the dock by 4pm, I was going to instruct my brother to just keep heading north. Which is what happened. The Maury Show was all pissed at me saying my company was already mentioned on the show, they couldn't edit it out. blah, blah, blah. I basically told them they had three days to bring about 10 boxes from the front of the store to the back and they couldn't get it done so too fucking bad. Find someone else to haul the stuff. Anyway, here's where it gets weird. The following Sunday, I'm sitting at my favorite watering hole having a few beers and watching the Patriots on TV. This guy sitting next to me at the bar says to me, practically out of the blue, that his house burned down over the summer. I ask him if he was the one on the Maury show and he says he was. I tell him he's not getting his furniture delivered by me and run the story above by him. He looks disappointed but doesn't really say much. Then, on Monday, I get a call from a guy asking where his Ikea furniture is and when I'm going to deliver it. I'm like, WTF man, didn't I just explain to you yesterday that I wasn't delivering it? He doesn't know what I'm talking about. He's never been in that bar. He's 6'4" and 250lbs. The guy in the bar is maybe 150lbs. I couldn't fucking believe what I was hearing. The guy in the bar totally bullshitted me into beleiving he was the guy on the Maury show. Why would anyone do that? So, to sum it all up, fuck Maury and his shitty show.

Maury is a soft cock anyhow

I never watch the show, but it's the same as Jerry Springer, ie white trash yelling and screaming at each other. If I want to listen to that, I'll go visit Josh22.

Yeah but springer always guarantees a pair of breasts haha

If you want something interesting to read, go to "The Smoking Gun" and read about Maury's 100 million sexual harassment suit. One of the associate produces claims that as part of her job she had to tape female guests breasts together to make them appear larger. She got the nickname "The tape lady" She was also told to go into bars and proposition married men and she if she could talk them into having sex with her. She's a 26 year old blonde with big tits so she had quite a few takers. Naturally, it was all being taped. Anyway, that's just two things, there's five pages worth of stuff in the deposition.

IU have no doubt that is true... all those shows are a sham!

Well I knew it was A talkshow.
Anyway, that's one messed up story.
maybe you should go on Springer and tell it



and how! I never miss his PPV specials. Next Door Nikki got naked for the first time on his show.


That's crazy. Isn't that entrapment or blackmail or something? Although I doubt the wives of the men who fucked the tape lady cared what it was.
I always knew Maury was a shady character. Springer is pure salt of the earth!

It is possibly blackmail. but then he'd throw dump trucks full of money at them to get them to agree to being on the show etc

its all crap but fin to watch!

Yay for Next Door Nikki!

I don't think she actually fucked them, just got them(on tape) to agree to. Can you imagine sitting at home with the wife and that segment comes on? What a sleazebag.

As we say in Australia.... "only im America"

Well if some smokin hot woman I've never seen before and came up to me out of the blue and wanted to have sex with me, I'd know it was on tape or something. I'm far too cynical(and realistic) to think otherwise.

I'd be asking where Ashton was.... I have been Punk'd! haha

Maybe, but if you were out of town, had a few drinks, and she did a little more acting to make it seem real, it wouldn't take much to agree to it. Not saying you would, just saying a lot of guys would. Besides, she probably hit on 20-30 guys, I think the odds are pretty good at least a couple are going to get caught.

yeah you are right.... She'll bag one eventually

I thought I was on a "Candid Camera" type show last year. I show up with my crew to this old farm house ready to spend the day moving them. We start the tour to see what has to be moved and the whole house is jam packed full of junk. Floor to ceiling, every single room has just barely has enough room to walk thru. Most of the furniture is buried in this mess. Then the basement, packed with about 10 truckloads of stuff. The garage-same thing. Barn-full to the brim with useless junk. It would have literally taken 10 guys a week to move this shit. It wasn't Candid Camera, it was just a nutty old lady and her daughter who never threw out a single thing in their whole life. What a clusterfuck.

Did you have sex with the daughter as extra payment?

Well, it's off to Happy Hour. In fifteen minutes I'll be here: It's a great veiw of the working waterfront.

Blue oyster bar?

J's Oyster Bar.

Spotted!
The Blue Oyster indeed!

Thank god for police academy movies.... they taught me not to shop lift!

and that dangerous, violent confrontations are best handled with one liners and a guy who can do sound effects with his mouth

He was the only one I heard people laughing at