hate to admit it but thats the first ive sen it , I know you all wont be surprised by that ..

Funny!!!

I know I'm repeating here, but I loved the part, "time is moving really, really, really, really slow. I think we're dead."


Hilarious

Better to get some late kudos than no kudos

bondiguy may or may not no appear on youtube.com

Are you the guy who was shooting the fireworks out of the papertowel tube that was stuck in his ass?

or are you this guy

shoes

well it could be bondi, I'm sure that video was fuelled by A LOT of drugs.


I think I found it...I didn't know bondi was a lifeguard

I didn't get to watch it with the audio up cuz I have a waiting customer sitting near me, but it was still hilarious; although, it might not have been so funny without the soundtrack that I imagined myself.

The fireworks guy




Oh that video would've taken a bunch of drugs haha!

That Bondi Rescue show is pretty good. The film it during the summer and it's 99% them pulling tourists out of rips and shit.

The rules of bathing in Sydney are that women can be topless but genitals must be covered. That sort of stuff is reserved for our nude beaches!

p.s I'll PM you guys the link, please forgive my bad acting!

I think it'd be cool to check out your neck of the woods one day. Maybe if I pretent to nearly drown like a typical tourist we can arrange to meet without letting our little ladies know that we already know each other.

Ok although i am not a lifeguard and the mouth to mouth could be weird

p.s I tried to send you the YouTube link for my movie but your inbox is full! Get Gnappy to PM it to you

dammit. i just deleted a whole bunch of crap in there too.


PM it to me Gnappy!! and then increase my mailbox quote.



oh, yeah. Please

will do.

You must be this high to watch my films

that or a variation would make a great t-shirt...or bumper sticker.

I have a friend who can make you up a nice bumper sticker.

he sounds like a real stand-up guy!

Check out these crazy fuckers

it takes all kinds

if you're a nerd like me, you might know who Tesla is. It might help you to appreciate this clip a little more.

I think he was named after the Tesla Coil.

that was hilarious and unexpected. I am now wiping up the water that I spit all over my monitor from laughing while drinking.

does that mean I have a drinking problem?

Thanks Gnappy.... I may just turn that into a t shirt or bumper sticker!



Yes, it does!

If you can't drink water properly how the fuck are you going to go with beer?

Ok I know none of you have any idea about Rugby League. It is an offshoot of Rugby Union (Gnappy Union is the game you watched the other day where the All Blacks beat Canada) so here are a few clips of my favourite player in the national league. His name is Sonny Bill Williams and the kid is a freak. I say kid because most of this footage was taken in his rookie year when he was 19. That year my team the Bulldogs won the title. Have a look at some of his trademark hits. Remember, no pads, no helmets!

Biggest hit you'll see

Sonny Bill Highlights

and lastly we have a 3 game series every year called State of Origin. It is played between players picked to represent their home state, eith Queensland or New South Wales. It is fiercesome and means more to some players than winning the title. It is played with such passion that fights are almost a fait acompli. Here is a retrospective clip from game 2 in the 1995 series. (Amazingly State of Origin was played in california one year as an exhibition!!!)

What a fight!

ahh memories

That is some crazy shit. I don't understand all the rules of rugby, but I love that it's a sport of true motherfucking gladiators, man. If you're not with balls-out attitude and intensity 100% of the time, you shouldn't be in there. Great sport! It's hard to catch it, though, here in the states. For some reason, the people who pay for television commercials just want to same old shit known as football, baseball, and basketball. Hockey doesn't even really get the play it should here.

If you do not laugh your ass off at this vid, then you don't know what's funny!

Thank god for sites like RMM where we can share our national sports with the restof the world!!!!



Whatever slut...

rugby league, rugby union, aussie rules football..I have trouble keeping up hehe.
but whatever you call it, that was one ferrocious hit. I am surprised he wasn't knocked out cold.


the best part is how things switch up after the tequila

it gets better as it goes along.
daft hands

Yeah it is hard for people to keep up, I guess we are just used to it. He fucked him up thats for sure!




Some people need to get a hobby/girlfriend!

I agree. I totally thought he was going to get pulled over by a cop after the bar. there could have been some funny stuff there.

I loved the waiter's part. "Just leave me a big tip!"


that's some fucked up crazy shit!

You really only have to watch the middle of this clip...

Those crazy Canadians at Bondi Beach!

a wave THAT freakin big flattened her and her bikini couldn't have even come off. what a shame.

Great minds think alike.




Apparently ours do too!

It probably did but the boyfriend wouldn't share the spoils!



Bwahaha

Classy!

That is truly fucking disgusting!

I thought I was pretty kinky but that made me ill!

That was just fucking gross......

you are just a sick man ..

We expected more from Gnappster?

It makes you just think, "what was the train of thought in creating that???" the girl takes a hot load in the mouth, ok that's hot. then she starts swallowing goldfish. is this fear factor? is ANYONE gonna be turned on by this?
It's like watching some chick getting nailed in the ass and then showing her taking a dump after. what is the point of any of that??

and then puking them up after?? that just killed any remaining thoughts of a porn movie.

I just thought the whole thing SO odd that I had to link it.


yup


I didn't make the video.


I have yet to post the Church of Fudge video

Yeah I hear ya... I am all about girls taking a load in their mouth and up till then I was like YEAH! But I saw the title of the file and I knew it couldn't be good. The whole throwing them back up almost made me barf haha.

Their is some sick shit out there. Ever seen the movie 8mm? I'd love to know how extreme some stuff is that's out there?

POST IT! I double dare ya!

I don't know if I'd have the stomach for it!



you're on!
I'll have to find a suitable place to upload it. I'd be banned for life if I posted it there.
You'll be watching the goldfish video after, just to get the image of it out of your head

Yeah me either but I am always fascinated with secret sub societies like that, which exist solely off the back of the internet




Oh god this must be BAD!

oops, I meant to say, if i uploaded it at youtube i'd be banned for life.
if i link it here, i'll probably get PMs asking for more....phoenix, i'm looking in your direction

Ahhh gotcha...

He's been PM'ing you too?!?

Sick in the head.

you asked for it!
you'll be watching the goldfish video just to get the image of this out of your head.
don't kill the messenger

Church Of Fudge

I repeat man, your sick in the head!

hey I only jerked off to it ONCE

I really should be more careful what I ask for