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paybarraman
I masterbate regularly each day.......

Juicy
Sussed
Brandy
GoodTime
JuicyBoobs

and the list goes on and on and on......
Gnappster
QUOTE(paybarraman @ Sep 2 2005, 03:57 PM)
I masterbate regularly each day.......

Juicy
Sussed
Brandy
GoodTime
JuicyBoobs

and the list goes on and on and on......
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you'd think someone so proficient at it would at least know how to spell it nah.gif
paybarraman
Sorry, was typing left heanded........


^^^^^see? cant type leffffftttt haaaannanaanded!!! plgggggg
Gnappster
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bondiguy
now here is an old old cross thread reference, but perhaps you should invest in a Comdom... a condom for your computer to protext it from your happy endings!
juicyboobs
First masturbated at 12- it felt nice so i just kept doing it
First Vibrator -18 gave to me by a girl i lived with. better than my fingers but never better than someone elses and no way better than the real thing.
Narazbad
uhh...i dont remember that far back...hell...i dont even remember yesterday.....
Gnappster
QUOTE(Narazbad @ Sep 3 2005, 11:27 PM)
uhh...i dont remember that far back...hell...i dont even remember yesterday.....
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me neither, but I can be pretty sure I masturbated yesterday
Narazbad
yeah...same....i think i did but dont remember..sussed hasnt been around much so its been kinda limited tongue.gif
bondiguy
does any guy really remember their first wank? Really... we do it that often it all becomes a blur.

Say, the old wives tale says that doing it too much will cause you to go blind.... Narazbad you better stop now dude you are on your last chance! haha laughing-smiley-017.gif
Narazbad
lol how did i know that one was comming...tongue.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(Narazbad @ Sep 5 2005, 03:51 AM)
lol how did i know that one was comming...tongue.gif
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you must have seen it a mile away! haha

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Narazbad
you bastard lol. my poor vision tongue.gif
sweetnsexy
Don't you guys refer to something called a 'one eyed trouser snake'??

Could there be a similarity here....?

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Gnappster
QUOTE(sweetnsexy @ Sep 6 2005, 08:39 AM)
Don't you guys refer to something called a 'one eyed trouser snake'??

Could there be a similarity here....?

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Narazbad, the one eyed trouser snake? laughing-smiley-014.gif
Narazbad
aah!! no! i do NOT sit in trousers!! but i do have one...tongue.gif
paybarraman
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Sep 2 2005, 04:12 PM)
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All the time.......and it was gooooooood!!! 2thumbs.gif
bondiguy
Narazbad should be forever known as OETS standing for one eyed trouser snake! haha
Narazbad
uhhh...how about narazbad? everyone calls me that anyway lol! hell...half the people on my AIM dont even KNOW my real name tongue.gif
jrock8
QUOTE(Narazbad @ Sep 8 2005, 05:17 PM)
uhhh...how about narazbad? everyone calls me that anyway lol! hell...half the people on my AIM dont even KNOW my real name tongue.gif
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wtf does narazbad mean anyway?
Narazbad
its a Drow name. ancient dark elven...dunno what it means tho lol
bondiguy
I was going to ask the same question jrock...

Naraz... wtf did your explanation mean? confused-smiley-013.gif
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