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bondiguy
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Oct 5 2006, 10:20 AM)
Hilarious!!! and well played!!! grinning-smiley-003.gif
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Thank you and goodnight!

(Remember when george starts telling jokes and when he gets a laugh he just walks out of the room? Leaving on a high. He did it in a meeting once at the Yankees... pricless)
Bobaloo
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Oct 6 2006, 02:24 AM)
Thank you and goodnight!

(Remember when george starts telling jokes and when he gets a laugh he just walks out of the room? Leaving on a high. He did it in a meeting once at the Yankees... pricless)
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Oh, I remember. George was my favorite character on that show. I love all his goofy ideas... many of them were quite ingenious. While Kramer's goofiness made me laugh more on the spot, George's goofiness was more clever and prompted many hilarious conversations when discussing the show.
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Sep 29 2006, 02:39 AM)
Some simple tips on survivng RMM

1) Never show favouritism to any one female, just admire them all
2) NEVER EVER start a duplicate thread
3) Brush up on your Simpsons trivia, quotes etc
4) Always agree with everything I say

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1) Juicy's always been my favorite
2) I'm thinking of starting a thread called "Sex Stories" unless you do it first
3) Learn all you can about O.J. Simpson, he's a favorite topic
4) Except when he's wrong, which is most of the time.
5) He's absolutely right!
Gnappster
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Oct 6 2006, 08:53 AM)
Oh, I remember.  George was my favorite character on that show.  I love all his goofy ideas... many of them were quite ingenious.  While Kramer's goofiness made me laugh more on the spot, George's goofiness was more clever and prompted many hilarious conversations when discussing the show.
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That's why I love Curb Your Enthusiasm so much. It's like the guy George's character was based on(Larry David) pretty much how he is in real life, plus an R-rating. The one where he says cunt at the dinner party was clasic! bondi would appreciate it.
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QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Oct 3 2006, 05:28 PM)
of all the things to miss, you miss that.  The last good thing Ted Danson was in is Mary Steenburgen, and even that's a stretch.
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Good one, Bob, it actually made me laugh out loud. 2thumbs.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Oct 6 2006, 10:53 AM)
Oh, I remember.  George was my favorite character on that show.  I love all his goofy ideas... many of them were quite ingenious.  While Kramer's goofiness made me laugh more on the spot, George's goofiness was more clever and prompted many hilarious conversations when discussing the show.
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You are bang on the money! SO many priceless memories!

QUOTE(Gnappster @ Oct 6 2006, 11:46 AM)
That's why I love Curb Your Enthusiasm so much. It's like the guy George's character was based on(Larry David) pretty much how he is in real life, plus an R-rating. The one where he says cunt at the dinner party was clasic! bondi would appreciate it.
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The don't fucking show Curb Your Enthusiasm here and it fuckings annoys me, I may have to buy some DVDs of Ebay?

And I would appreciate that because as I am sure you are referring to the lack of shock FUCK now holds. CUNT is the new FUCK grinning-smiley-003.gif
Bobaloo
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Oct 6 2006, 07:10 PM)
You are bang on the money! SO many priceless memories!
The don't fucking show Curb Your Enthusiasm here and it fuckings annoys me, I may have to buy some DVDs of Ebay?

And I would appreciate that because as I am sure you are referring to the lack of shock FUCK now holds. CUNT is the new FUCK grinning-smiley-003.gif
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which is why "fucking cunt" is so appropriate. the "cunt" gives a little boost to the worn out fuck, whereas the "fuck" kind of takes the edge off of the "cunt." Quite the combination, I must say, you fucking cunt!

speaking of which...

What's the difference between a blonde track team and a tribe of pygmies?
bondiguy
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Oct 7 2006, 10:46 AM)
which is why "fucking cunt" is so appropriate.  the "cunt" gives a little boost to the worn out fuck, whereas the "fuck" kind of takes the edge off of the "cunt."  Quite the combination, I must say, you fucking cunt!

speaking of which...

What's the difference between a blonde track team and a tribe of pygmies?
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You are right, but I believe for maximum impact just use the word "cunt" on it's own... it still has the eye popping effect!

and what?
Bobaloo
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Oct 9 2006, 01:35 AM)
You are right, but I believe for maximum impact just use the word "cunt" on it's own... it still has the eye popping effect!

and what?
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A tribe of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts...
bondiguy
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Oct 9 2006, 10:57 AM)
A tribe of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts...
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I may have to steal that bit grinning-smiley-003.gif
Bobaloo
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Oct 10 2006, 01:06 AM)
laughing-smiley-014.gif

I may have to steal that bit grinning-smiley-003.gif
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every once in a while I come up with a good one. well, actually, I didn't come up with it... but I'm proud to steal the credit... feel free to do the same. grinning-smiley-003.gif
Gnappster
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Oct 6 2006, 05:10 PM)
You are bang on the money! SO many priceless memories!
The don't fucking show Curb Your Enthusiasm here and it fuckings annoys me, I may have to buy some DVDs of Ebay?

And I would appreciate that because as I am sure you are referring to the lack of shock FUCK now holds. CUNT is the new FUCK grinning-smiley-003.gif
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you could always trade in you bumper sticker prize for a season or 2 of curb your enthusiasm or simpsons on dvd wink.gif
I'm always willing to share the wealth.

QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Oct 9 2006, 08:57 AM)
A tribe of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts...
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hahaha that's awesome. I shall use it especially around women who don't like the c-word.

QUOTE(bondiguy @ Oct 9 2006, 11:06 PM)
laughing-smiley-014.gif

I may have to steal that bit grinning-smiley-003.gif
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I will for sure steal that bit.
bondiguy
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Oct 10 2006, 11:24 AM)
every once in a while I come up with a good one.  well, actually, I didn't come up with it... but I'm proud to steal the credit... feel free to do the same. grinning-smiley-003.gif
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Oh I had planned to

QUOTE(Gnappster @ Oct 10 2006, 12:39 PM)
you could always trade in you bumper sticker prize for a season or 2 of curb your enthusiasm or simpsons on dvd wink.gif

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Whoa, what's the catch?
Gnappster
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Oct 11 2006, 12:12 AM)
Oh I had planned to
Whoa, what's the catch?
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No catch.
Just sign this form, and the dvd's will be yours. Mwahahahahaha...Ahem. Sorry, I was just um, eh, um, thinking of something funny bobaloo did today.
Bobaloo
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Oct 11 2006, 10:29 AM)
No catch.
Just sign this form, and the dvd's will be yours.  Mwahahahahaha...Ahem. Sorry, I was just um, eh, um, thinking of something funny bobaloo did today.
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I didn't do anything funny blink.gif
Gnappster
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Oct 11 2006, 09:29 AM)
I didn't do anything funny  blink.gif
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Shut-- Up!
bondiguy
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Oct 11 2006, 10:29 AM)
No catch.
Just sign this form, and the dvd's will be yours.  Mwahahahahaha...Ahem. Sorry, I was just um, eh, um, thinking of something funny bobaloo did today.
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nice.... mixing two references from two episodes.

Mine was otto, I think when the Simpsons offer for him to live in their basement and Homer says he can treat him like garbage
Gnappster
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Oct 12 2006, 01:57 AM)
nice.... mixing two references from two episodes.

Mine was otto, I think when the Simpsons offer for him to live in their basement and Homer says he can treat him like garbage
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ahh, another great episide!

Spinal Tap: Good night Springton, there will be no éncore.
Bobaloo
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Oct 12 2006, 12:07 PM)
ahh, another great episide!

Spinal Tap: Good night Springton, there will be no éncore.
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There was a little Spanish flea...
Gnappster
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Oct 12 2006, 10:32 AM)
There was a little Spanish flea...
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a record star he thought he'd be
he heard of singers like the beatles
the chipmunks he'd seen on tv!

I never new that song had lyrics until I heard Homer singing it.
Bobaloo
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Oct 12 2006, 12:50 PM)
a record star he thought he'd be
he heard of singers like the beatles
the chipmunks he'd seen on tv!

I never new that song had lyrics until I heard Homer singing it.
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Same here. I think they even said that in the commentary.

I find myself whistling that tune and often picture homer sitting in the car singing that little ditty. Makes me laugh
boanna
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Sep 29 2006, 12:39 AM)
Some simple tips on survivng RMM

1) Never show favouritism to any one female, just admire them all
2) NEVER EVER start a duplicate thread
3) Brush up on your Simpsons trivia, quotes etc
4) Always agree with everything I say

grinning-smiley-003.gif  laughing-smiley-017.gif
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5) dont leave pics of your cock all over the place. this is a boobie site. leave your
cock in the correct thread.....or PM it to boanna.
boanna
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Oct 3 2006, 02:36 AM)
Jesus where do you live? Afghanistan?
guns.gif Hell yeah
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u gave afgan far to much credit! 3 stations? arent they still doing traveling puppet shows? they dont have cable....except for..well, we wont touch that subject right now.
boanna
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Oct 4 2006, 10:19 AM)
if there  ever was a candidate for the funny cuz it's true award, that was it. :rolfmao:
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u two are mean fuckers! smilio12.gif
Gnappster
QUOTE(boanna @ Oct 12 2006, 12:13 PM)
5) dont leave pics of your cock all over the place.  this is a boobie site. leave your
    cock in the correct thread.....or PM it to boanna.
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correctest post ever
boanna
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Oct 6 2006, 12:24 AM)
Thank you and goodnight!

(Remember when george starts telling jokes and when he gets a laugh he just walks out of the room? Leaving on a high. He did it in a meeting once at the Yankees... pricless)
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yea but...he also followed an x-coworker out of state just to give him his "jerk" cut/joke and it failed!
boanna
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Oct 6 2006, 09:46 AM)
That's why I love Curb Your Enthusiasm so much. It's like the guy George's character was based on(Larry David) pretty much how he is in real life, plus an R-rating. The one where he says cunt at the dinner party was clasic! bondi would appreciate it.
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i have seen them all many times and i dont remember george saying that at a diner party. which one?
Gnappster
QUOTE(boanna @ Oct 12 2006, 12:21 PM)
yea but...he also followed an x-coworker out of state just to give him his "jerk" cut/joke and it failed!
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was that the jerkstore ep.? if so, laughing-smiley-014.gif laughing-smiley-014.gif laughing-smiley-014.gif
boanna
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Oct 7 2006, 08:46 AM)
which is why "fucking cunt" is so appropriate.  the "cunt" gives a little boost to the worn out fuck, whereas the "fuck" kind of takes the edge off of the "cunt."  Quite the combination, I must say, you fucking cunt!

speaking of which...

What's the difference between a blonde track team and a tribe of pygmies?
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boanna
QUOTE(boanna @ Oct 12 2006, 12:25 PM)
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shit, im so far behind here. i read shit, then post what comes to my head, then read down further and find that someone already thought of what i posted....long before i did.

the scary part is knowing there are so many others out there who think like i do!

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boanna
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Oct 12 2006, 12:23 PM)
was that the jerkstore ep.? if so,  laughing-smiley-014.gif  laughing-smiley-014.gif  laughing-smiley-014.gif
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yes sir.


my favorite line from any episode.....if you know the reply then meet me for lunch and i wont be wearin any panties!

"...then how are all these people gettin' together?"
Gnappster
QUOTE(boanna @ Oct 12 2006, 12:23 PM)
i have seen them all many times and i dont remember george saying that at a diner party.  which one?
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It's from Curb Your Enthusiasm, not Seinfeld. But the star of Curb is Larry David, one of the co-creators of Seinfeld. The character of George is based off the real life Larry David. In Curb Your Enthusiasm, David plays himself in a show about his life after Seinfeld. Funny as hell. Actually Jason Alexander(George Costanza) has quite a few apperarances in Vurb Your Enthusiasm. Check it out!

That is all.
bondiguy
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Oct 12 2006, 12:07 PM)
ahh, another great episide!

Spinal Tap: Good night Springton, there will be no éncore.
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Thats the one grinning-smiley-003.gif

QUOTE(boanna @ Oct 12 2006, 02:13 PM)
5) dont leave pics of your cock all over the place.  this is a boobie site. leave your
    cock in the correct thread.....or PM it to boanna.
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Bingo

QUOTE(boanna @ Oct 12 2006, 02:17 PM)
u gave afgan far to much credit!  3 stations?  arent they still doing traveling puppet shows?  they dont have cable....except for..well, we wont touch that subject right now.
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Well they record those video messages somehow...
another thing. How good is their Internet connection? They are forever posting on the internet!

QUOTE(boanna @ Oct 12 2006, 02:21 PM)
yea but...he also followed an x-coworker out of state just to give him his "jerk" cut/joke and it failed!
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Is that Seinfeld or Curb???

The only thing I can think of is when George is eating "shrimp" at a work lunch and his co worker says, "Hey george, the ocean called, they wan't their Shrimp back!"
Bobaloo
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Oct 13 2006, 03:03 AM)
Thats the one grinning-smiley-003.gif
Bingo
Well they record those video messages somehow...
another thing. How good is their Internet connection? They are forever posting on the internet!
Is that Seinfeld or Curb???

The only thing I can think of is when George is eating "shrimp" at a work lunch and his co worker says, "Hey george, the ocean called, they wan't their Shrimp back!"
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seinfeld. It's when george is eating shrimp and the guy says, "george, the ocean just called. They're running out of shrimp." George has no comeback and it kills him. He later thinks of a "good" comeback line, which is "the jerk store called and they're running outta you!" he travels far to go to a meeting, orders in shrimp, and eats it like a maniac just to get this guy to use that line on him. He delivers his jerk store line which immediately backfires with "that's okay. Cuz you're their all-time bestseller" George replies "well, I slept with your wife!" only to find out that the guy's wife is in the hospital. George has nothing and leaves the meeting. On his long drive home he thinks of something, which we don't know what it is, and is compelled to turn around to deliver his comeback.

My comeback would have been: Yeah, I know she's in the hospital. her complete sexual exhaustion was my doing, you jackass!

Anyway... I'm sure you knew that already. I just wanted to relive the moment and get a good laugh out of it.

click
Gnappster
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Oct 13 2006, 01:03 AM)

another thing. How good is their Internet connection? They are forever posting on the internet!

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sounds like someone I know tongue.gif

QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Oct 13 2006, 07:04 AM)
seinfeld.  It's when george is eating shrimp and the guy says, "george, the ocean just called.  They're running out of shrimp."  George has no comeback and it kills him.  He later thinks of a "good" comeback line, which is "the jerk store called and they're running outta you!"  he travels far to go to a meeting, orders in shrimp, and eats it like a maniac just to get this guy to use that line on him.  He delivers his jerk store line which immediately backfires with "that's okay.  Cuz you're their all-time bestseller"  George replies "well, I slept with your wife!"  only to find out that the guy's wife is in the hospital.  George has nothing and leaves the meeting.  On his long drive home he thinks of something, which we don't know what it is, and is compelled to turn around to deliver his comeback. 

My comeback would have been:  Yeah, I know she's in the hospital.  her complete sexual exhaustion was my doing, you jackass!

Anyway... I'm sure you knew that already.  I just wanted to relive the moment and get a good laugh out of it.

click
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I laughed my ass off reading that. Forgot how it all went down.
bondiguy
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Oct 13 2006, 09:04 AM)
seinfeld.  It's when george is eating shrimp and the guy says, "george, the ocean just called.  They're running out of shrimp."  George has no comeback and it kills him.  He later thinks of a "good" comeback line, which is "the jerk store called and they're running outta you!"  he travels far to go to a meeting, orders in shrimp, and eats it like a maniac just to get this guy to use that line on him.  He delivers his jerk store line which immediately backfires with "that's okay.  Cuz you're their all-time bestseller"  George replies "well, I slept with your wife!"  only to find out that the guy's wife is in the hospital.  George has nothing and leaves the meeting.  On his long drive home he thinks of something, which we don't know what it is, and is compelled to turn around to deliver his comeback. 

My comeback would have been:  Yeah, I know she's in the hospital.  her complete sexual exhaustion was my doing, you jackass!

Anyway... I'm sure you knew that already.  I just wanted to relive the moment and get a good laugh out of it.

click
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Yeah thats the episode.... fucking funny as!

QUOTE(Gnappster @ Oct 13 2006, 11:41 AM)
sounds like someone I know tongue.gif
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Bobaloo?
Bobaloo
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Oct 13 2006, 05:38 PM)
Bobaloo?
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yeah, I heard about that guy blink.gif

he's a real charachter. AVoid him at all costs.
bondiguy
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Oct 13 2006, 05:55 PM)
yeah, I heard about that guy blink.gif

he's a real charachter.  AVoid him at all costs.
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Thannk you, masked stranger grinning-smiley-003.gif
Bobaloo
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Oct 13 2006, 06:09 PM)
Thannk you, masked stranger grinning-smiley-003.gif
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I was going to post something , but I had to look it up to be sure I was right. When I did, I found this hilarious line...

"At the bowling lanes, Homer, Moe, and Apu prepare their balls. "
bondiguy
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Oct 13 2006, 06:15 PM)
I was going to post something , but I had to look it up to be sure I was right.  When I did, I found this hilarious line...

"At the bowling lanes, Homer, Moe, and Apu prepare their balls. "
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Where is that from? An episode guide?
Bobaloo
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Oct 13 2006, 06:19 PM)
Where is that from? An episode guide?
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right there. Hit control-f and search for the line.
bondiguy
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Oct 13 2006, 06:23 PM)
right there.  Hit control-f and search for the line.
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Ahhhh the wonders of the internet
AlphaOmega
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bondiguy
QUOTE(AlphaOmega @ Oct 26 2006, 12:04 AM)
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you had bette get used to it tongue.gif
AlphaOmega
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Oct 26 2006, 01:35 AM)
you had bette get used to it tongue.gif
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the thread looked lonely so i figured id give it a bump, plus i read somewhere that it was fine to post in your own 411 to bump it
Gnappster
QUOTE(AlphaOmega @ Oct 25 2006, 11:42 PM)
the thread looked lonely so i figured id give it a bump, plus i read somewhere that it was fine to post in your own 411 to bump it
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you can but don't expect anyone to see it!


except those compulsive posting types ph34r.gif
AlphaOmega
like you?
Gnappster
QUOTE(AlphaOmega @ Oct 26 2006, 11:00 AM)
like you?
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I don't follow coz.gif
AlphaOmega
me either coz.gif ph34r.gif
Gnappster
QUOTE(AlphaOmega @ Oct 26 2006, 11:09 AM)
me either  coz.gif  ph34r.gif
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good...then we have an understanding
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