I'd like to apologise for my rather insensitive comment and hope it didn't offend anyone.

and well you should. Some people around here are actually very fond of milk and don't appreciate your insults.

From the book of Pay

Also do not offend the milk, or this guy will come for you

genuine animal milk should be the first tip off of a problem

I found the perfect hat for ya Optimax...

Thanks Bobaloo, I will go and buy one.

but i prefer this one

the hat or the horse?

nevermind, I think I know the answer

I didn't notice it was wearing a hat

you probably didn't notice the hat since you were positioned behind the horse!!!!!!

haha BAM!

Thank you for your comment!

But I was in fact under it.

and I'd like to add that I'm not a superficial man.....I'd love that horse even without the hat.

I was going to reply with a comment about your being under the horse in an attempt to burn you, but, alas, you have done it yourself creating what I think is one of your best posts yet.

Proudly made in New Zealand!



Have you seen Clerks 2? You'll like it!



That was actually pretty funny

I haven't seen clerks 2 yet, but i want to.....my favourite film of all time is Jay and Silent Bob strike back.

That probably reinforces the general opinion that I'm a half wit........but that usually helps in court when you're up against an animal sex crime

I'd better get back to the fields

I don't want to spoil it but Clerks 2 has a seen involving a donkey and a guy that looks like El Duce and it isn't pretty.... right up your alley

a donkey right up his alley, he'd probably enjoy that

All pun intended

lol

Touche!

But i'm far too sexually advanced for that....a donkey doesn't even touch the sides any more.

Does anyone know a Blue Whale who doesn't smoke and likes going for walks?

No, but I'm compareably equipped

and no, sorry, not interested.

and the obvious burn is: So your asshole is stretched enough to compare to a blue whale's??

I can't say I saw that one coming

that's okay. I just read the backlash of my "taker" comment.

Thats cos it was behind you

the whale i mean

As much as I enjoy this.....cant we get some more ladies on this thread to take the piss out of me.

Bring it on Tripled (No.1)!!


In the meantime, here's a photo of me and my gal to keep you tantalised

1. getting any females to check out our 411's is no easy task
2. that is exasperated when you the bulk of your personal info hints at beastiality
just sayin

Its true mine seemed to be focused on watersports and I havent seen it in so long I might have to declare it legally dead!

Gentlemen.....it may be true that it's difficult to find a nice lady who is into pissing on you while you fuck animals, but if you dont try, you don't succeed.

If you throw enough shit at a wall, some of it will eventually stick

for that see bondi's thread

Just when I get that image outta my head, you gotta bring it back up.

Actually if I recall correctly it is YOUR thread that contains many notions of beasitality, and perhaps even one lady covered in shit for sexual gratification?

Is that frowned upon in this office? Cuz had I known... ,

One can gratify themself any way they wish to, just make sure you flush afterwards