I just been in spain for a week, and saw some fantastic fine women. But the only thing missing is how they look underneath the clothes and bikinis.

Are there any spanish ladies on this site that can show me?

1.Any ladies who are willing to show themselves nude are doing so currently... and really you have seen one nude woman you have seen them all.

2. you couldn't get laid in spain?

3. Are you Joe Kickass's brother?

He probably hooked up with a spanish transvestite and wants to find out if all spanish girls have balls

Gnappy arent you spanish ?

Maybe you'll find out at today's meeting.

well it is the most probable scenario

i just like the way spanish girls look like -the dark hair and brown eyes. I just saw a lot of girl with big tits in spain, so i thought that it would interessting for everybody - but maybe some of you guys rather see each other that nice girls!?!

Well I know Bob does but I continually tell him I am not into that sorta thing

28 posts and he's already busting balls. I love it. (As long as it's not my balls being busted)

Yeah those danes are a confident bunch arent they?

Speaking of the Danish, I'll trade you this delicious doorstop for your crummy ol' danish.

ha, ha!!!

Hey Bob tell us does this stuff really work?
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Not sure. Does the response "It seemed to work on your wife," answer your question?

you play with matches, you get burned.

If it's "genuine", it must work. Otherwise the FDA wouldn't let them use that on their label. Don't you know how to avoid being ripped off by scam artists? I think the fine print on the back will confirm that it's "Guaranteed to be 100% Placebo". That endorsement is always good enough for me.

I once used a placebo of killer bees to cure the osaka flu.

never mind u's guys I went right to the expert
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and ya right Bob,... my wife said you were just a sympothy fuck!!! so there!

You're wife is such a doll. Always ready to help out the less fortunate. So did you get my gift I sent you? You know, they say herpes is the gift that just keeps on giving

No need to thank me.

so it was YOU...didnt know who to thank for that

Done and Done.... D'oh!



UB should learn not to tango with the masters!



Even Bob missed this delightful reference.... Spotted

No, I didn't miss it. I chose to continue to degrade UB and his wife. I knew you'd be there to pick it up. We're like a team around you, you know?

good to keep priorities in order

and
I'm cured! I mean OUCH.

A Team? Do you snap his ass with a wet towel in the mens locker room? I consider my self an army of one.

Don't let closeup4 hear you talking like that

And I love the A-team! It's even my current ringtone.

Spanish fly is made from some ground insect -- I guess a fly or beetle. The way it works is that it supposedly creates a mild burning sensation in the area of the genitals. I could have sworn it was in the urethra area. And the person who takes it is then supposed to be confusing discomfort with being turned on ( ). Having never actually known someone who consumed it, I don't know if it really works.

That being said, spanish fly is actually poisonous in higher doses, and I think the reason you don't see it around any more (even in sex shops) is that you could accidentally kill someone with it.

I thought someone slipped me some of that once. Luckily it just turned out to be gonorrhea.

Poisonous in high doses? Feels like your dick is on fire? Can you imagine the ad agency that gets this account. Almost as tough a sell as potato chips (Lays w/Olesta) that cause anal leakage.

haha, you won't be a fatass anymore, but you may shit your pants.

Well, I guess for Bob it's a no-brainer. Eat chips, lose weight, and STILL gets to shit his pants. Where's the downside with that?

I love the A-Team. that's when prime-time TV shows started giving the token minority a personality.

not to mention a lot of action pitying fools.

that was so lame it was actually hilarious!

Oh I see







YOU should work in advertising

"I love it when a plan comes together!"



Are you running down the Danish again?

i will find that 4-toed man if it's the last thing I do.

You mean the one with the strawberry "Toe-Jam?"

Are you running down the Danish again?

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Hey we're looking past the subject here!! A jelly donut was MURDERED in that picture!! Someone has some splaining to do....

ah, yes, our first clue.

Ya seen one Danish, Ya seen 'em all!

To evade

The king of the old man humour!

My "stock-in-trade"...Def #2




If something goes wrong, blame the guy who can't speak English.

Ahhh Tibor, how many times have you saved my butt?

I'm used to seeing people promoted ahead of me. friends, co-workers, Tibor...

Are you kidding? you work like a japanese beaver

are you kidding, my wife came to see me three times today. twice I was sleeping, and once I was kicking a ball of electrical tape around!

Well, I won't sleep in... um, nevermind. I'd better stop there.

good idea, boss!

I prefer Duck Tape™ myself.

Well here is your office, that idiot Tibor lost the key buy you can jimmy it open with a credit card!

The funniest thing about this thread is that evade is on a totally different wavelength

Oh and in light of the topic title... GUNI GUGU