Early on in the thread

and you did a good job with them Cman

I want to have sex with a rmm member and maybe suck on his "member" for a long long time!

I know I'm most likely not the lucky "member" you are thinking of...but if they fall through, I volunteer to be your consolation prize

you know stevieboy the humorous thing to say would have been "i know boys you are jealous...if i get bored with Hott i'll let you ride the train".

But consolation prizes will work i guess.

you know stevieboy the humorous thing to say would have been "i know boys you are jealous...if i get bored with Hott i'll let you ride the train".

But consolation prizes will work i guess.

Let's see, I can be there in about 3 hours.

you can...i am lonely and bored.
How do you know..did you google it?

I know that's about right to BWI. How far to where you are?

from BWI? About 2 hours...

Well I know you guys are jealous but Hott is wearing me out and I'm sure she'll get bored soon!

i know boys you are jealous...if i get bored with Hott i'll let you ride the train

Nah just tired of standing in line !!!! serving #9

Would you guys shut up! Hott and I are having sex and she is about to suck my "member." All you blathering on is really annoying. You can talk to hott after we're finished which will be after about 20-30 more faked orgasms.

well hurry up damit im #21 and you were like 18 now just hurry the hell up and fake the damn thing and get out of the way !!!!

I know boys you are jealous...if I get bored with Hott I'll- YEAH! like that would ever happen!

If you get bored with Hott... you'll let who ride who's train???

I knew that cut and paste thing would get me into toruble.

Yeah............

Sure........

Cut and paste huh?

he got CUT and ate the paste ...

Worst Joke Ever

You know 3D i feel for you hun. You get ripped on a lot. My mom always told me though when someone picks on you it's really because they like you. So..i thinik those boys like you..or just like picking on you

True, it is the male way to rib your mates... we would have given up by now if he didn't tale it all in good humour! Either that or he's going to go all postal on our arses any day now!

Also, we do it because like with Naraz, he makes it so easy! haha, and we are lazy, lazy people!

Hott thanks for the moral support , I really apreciate it .. now can we go have sex so we can write some storys here in this section to liven it up ?


Im in a different generation then most of the posters here hun , and I realize they like to pick on me but thats okay Im used to that hell the first three people I buried here on my farm picked on me all the way thru school , so its nothing new !!!!!! LOL

I vote for postal, I'll bring the ammo! We shouldn't have to put up with this. There are more interesting topics to talk about..... Tits...... pussy's......... Ass's......... SEX!!!!!!! Yeah, that's it!

See that was funny *nervouslaughsmilie*

they thought it was funny to till they saw the backhoe and the cardboard boxes !!!

I thought the shovels were there so they could dig their own graves???

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh no

well I was prepared had the backhoe to dig them and the dozer to fill them in ... LOL


okay now back to sex stories ..

I have this one buddy, and when a bunch of us are out drinking he sets himself up so often, he's just begging to get burned. Tis all in good fun.



not surprising

even less surprising



dig your own grave and save?

well I take the ribbin all in good fun as i think we all do .. its all good

is that a jab at me or something?!? you've got some nerve!

NAH Just stating the obvious

I think everone has a mate or two like that.... good value!

Why didn't I think of that?

I think everone has a mate or two like that.... good value!

Why didn't I think of that?

my first attempt...

I was in Miami for a conference and it was a light work day so I decided to go for a run on the beach. South Beach is full of gorgeous women and I wanted to gawk as I ran.
On my way back to the hotel after about 4 miles, I noticed a pair of spectacular boobs on the beach and decided to run a little closer to get a better look. The were much much bigger than average, at least a double D, and they looked amazingly firm from what her tankini would let me see. She wasn't one of those bean pole girls some guys are always talking about. No this lady was thick...not fat, just thick. The kind of woman you won't break or who would complain about getting wrapped up in your arms. And she was comfortable and confident with her size which is alway sexy. As I got closer, she happened to look up and look directly at me. I decided not to break eye contact and let her look away first. I knew she would. They always do. Women had been looking away from my gaze all day. For most women, I guess the sight of a 6' tall 210 lbs black man running down the beach drenched in sweat is something they don't want to see. This lady however kept her eyes on me and never blinked. She looked like an angel. It was hard to keep my eyes on her due to the reflection of the hot sun off of the sand. Dark hair pulled back in a pony tail, darkish eyes, pretty face, full lips, olive skin. She could pass for Hispanic or Mediteranean easily. I found myself craning my neck to keep looking as I ran by her until I had to look forward before I ran into someone.

I was hooked and knew it. Even though the temp was near ninety I had to get another look at her. I ran down about a quarter mile and turned around. As I got closer I noticed she changed positions. She had manuevered herself so she could look my way be just turning her head toward me...and she was watching as I came closer. She broke into a beautiful smile which made me smile. I decided talk to her. Hell, nothing ventured nothing gained. I came to a stop about five feet from her so a wouldn't drip all over her. "Hi." "Hi back at you. You look tired and hot." "I am, but I'm on my way back to my room at the Crown to cool off and clean up." We chit chatted about nothing for a while until I decided to leave while things were going well. "Will I see you here when I run tomorrow?" "Maybe, you never know."

Back in my room just as I got out of the shower the phone started ringing. It was a woman's voice on the phone. She wanted to know if she could bring a towel to me. "Excuse me, who are you?" "You don't remember me from our conversation on the beach a little while ago?" "Come on up, room 425?"

I dried off quicky and put on a pair of shorts. There was a light knock on my door. I opened the door to reveal the beauty I met on the beach. "How did you find me?" "You told me the hotel, silly. All I had to do was describe you to the front desk, tall dark, handsome and sweaty, they put me right through." "If you had come any earlier I would have been a sweaty mess." "What's wrong with that," she said. I was still sweating because I had not yet cooled down. She stepped closer and I could feel the heat from her body. She leaned to me and I leaned down to kiss her gently on the lips. They were soft and moist. We pulled toward each other and she crushed her large and wonderful tits to my chest as we ground our hips together. There was no way my thin shorts could hid my excitement. We broke our kiss and she looked into my eyes and asked if I was mad that she followed me. I doubt there is anything she would do that would disappoint me and told her so. I reached behind her neck to until the halter of her tankini an slowly pulled it down to reveal the big beautiful orbs that first attracted my attention. Her boobs were much lighter than the rest of her tanned body, 3 inch areolas, hard nipples on boobs that were no smaller than a double d. Before I could reach for her she told me to stop. "Why?" "You'll see," as she leaned in to suck my nipple. She spent a little time kissing and sucking my chest as she pushed me toward the bed. "Sit," she said. And quicly pull my shorts over my ass then slowly pull them out and over my cock. She smiled as she dropped to her knees between my legs then took on of my balls into her mouth. She the kiss the head then told me to take it easy on her throat. I am by no means huge, but in my experience most women have not had an eight to nine inch cock and some are intimidated by it. She saw it as a challenge. She work her lips and tongue around the head until I though I would cum. She backed off and let me settle down for a while then tried to work the whole thing down her throat. She almost got the whole thing down except for about half and inch or so. I could feel her throat working my head and her hot breath from her nose on the base of my cock. I told her I was about to cum and she back off to hold half in her mouth and sucked for all she was worth as I sent some good shots of cum into her mouth. She swallowed every bit and continued to suck until I was semihard and clean. I told her that was perfect. I laid her back on the floor and proceeded to kiss, suck, nibble and gentley bite her boobs and nipples. I kissed my way over her belly and to her knees. Then slowly sucked and kissed my way up he inner thigh unil I came to fabric. I licked and sucked the spot between her thigh and pussy lips over and over as she started to pulse her hips up. I reached up to pull her bottoms over her hips, and what great hips they were too. The kind that a man can really hold on to, to get full penetration.

Now there was nothing between me and her wet hairless pussy. I licked, sucked and nibbled my way around her pussy without touching to her pussy lips. She was dripping wet and I could hear the wetness as she pusled her hips and clenched her pussy. "Please...now...don't wait!" Since I consider myself a gentleman most of the time, I could only do what she asked. I began to gently lick at the outer lips increasing pressure and tasting her sweet wet pussy. Circling her clit without touching it. Licking around her hole with entering. Then I started to seriously put pressure and suck her clit as I eased a finger deep into her. She grabbed my head and tried her best to pull my face into her. Her pussy juice flowed enough to lubricate her ass and I had to slip my pinky into her ass. She started moaning "oh God, oh God" and rode my face until her spasms subsided.

By then I was hard again. I moved up and rubbed her clit with my cock. I positioned the head of my cock at the opening of her pussy as I clamped down on her nipple. I pushed just enough to het the head in and pulled out, over and over until she said "oh God just fuck me now...hard." I spread some her pussy juice over the shaft of my cock, pushed her legs up against her boobs and entered her in one long firm stroke. She was so hot my cock felt like it would melt. I held still and let her fuck up to me and feel my cock pushing against her cervix. As she started to pulse her hips faster I started to stroke her fast. As her moaning started again, I pushed her legs over my shoulders pulled my cock out and put the head firmly at her asshole and waited. "God yes. Do it." I pushed firmly and slowly enough to get the head past her sphincter and slowly pushed all the way in. What a tight ass. Slow strokes made her moan louder and shake more. The more she shook and moaned the tighter her ass grabbed my cock. "Oh God, oh God, oh God...," she moaned over and over. I let her tit fall out of my mouth and kissed her lips, neck and ear and whispered gently, "my name is Mike, not God." "Ohhhh Mike." Just as she called my name I finally shot my second load deep in her ass as I pounded hard and fast into her ass. We both settled down but I kept my cock in her ass until I softened more and pulled out to lay on the floor next to her. We we covered in sweat and spent. Eventually we got up and took a shower slowy soaping each other. I lingered on her magnificent boobs and she make sure my cock was clean. It was getting late and we both had things to do. So we got out, dried off and dressed. I asked if I would see her again the next time I came to town. I would be back in Miami in three weeks. Just as she was about to answer me, her cell phone started playing some old school funk. She answered it and had a short conversation and huge smile on her face. After ending the call, she asked if I always stayed at the Crown ran on the beach when I was in town. I told her yes. "Then you'll probably see us the next time you are in town." "Us...who's us?" "That was my british friend. She'll be in town in two weeks and is staying with me for a month maybe more." "That sounds like fun. I'm looking forward to see you again...uhm..er...I don't know your name." "You can call me 'Fell.'" "Fell?...what's that short for?" She just smiled, gave me a long and deep kiss, walked over to the desk to write something, kissed me again and sqeezed my cock and walked out the door. I thought to myself..."I have to find out what her name is." I looked at the note pad...her email address was written down for me. Damn I love Miami.

let the dart flying begin
i'll post more later
eventually bts, bo, and hott and some others but i have to find the time.

well great story , however i fully expected for you at some point say you blacked her face out and did here like a baby sitter , but you didnt so Im having trouble figuring out one thing , even in miami they cant give out room numbers without prior approval from the guest .. So who did she blow to get that ?

easily confused???????????? think its called poetic licence.

what is supposed to happen isn't always the same as what does happen. buddy and i had rooms in miami. chick i met earlier ended up calling his room. all she did was describe him and was put through. a chick who is at least average can get almost anything with a smile.

interesting

hey isn't south beach th eonly topless beach in miami......... funny place for a shy guy to run sweets.....

Everything was great. I was on yet another business trip to Miami. I had email Fell to let her know I was back in town. Hopefully we would hook up again. I got out of my meeting as early as I could changed into my running clothes and headed for the beach to run. Along the way, I was hoping to bump into Fell and her mountainous boobs. With luck I'd get her back to my room again for round two and we might even be able to talk a little more.

I ran down to the end of the beach and saw no sign of her. It was another sunny and hot Miami day with the temp around 90. I took my shirt off for the run back to the hotel. My eyes kept scanning the beach for Fell but I saw no one I recongnized. I was about half way back when I thought I saw her, but as I got closer this woman though pretty had lighter hair and was more fair skinned. I made it back to the hotel without seeing her...damn. I was really looking forward to a more leasuirely slow fuck this time. When I got to my room, I decided to cool off in the hotel pool. A quick shower to get the funk off and a change into a swim suit and I was headed to the pool.

The pool water wasn't as cool as I would have liked, but it was ok. I used a towel on the edge of the pool as a pillow for my arms and head and just relaxed. I hadn't realized it, but I must have dozed off. To my delight, I could see that two nicey proportioned ladies had situated themselves on lounge chairs. Forturnately my sunglasses hid my eyes so they could see me watching them. It took me a secound to notice that I recognized one of them the one with the bigger boobs...it was Fell. Then the light bulb in my head went off...she mentioned a friend that would be in town.

Fell looks as good as I remembered, double d and nicely shaped boobs, nice hips, and nicely thick; not too big, but no bean pole by any stretch. She had tanned olive skin, dark eyes and hair and very pretty. Her friend had a very nice rack on her too not as big as Fell, but big. Her hair was lighter and her eyes were covered with sun glasses. I could tell that her skin was lily white under her tan. If I remembered correctly, she was british. The memory of my encounter with Fell and the prospect of getting her and her friend gave me a "semi" in short order.

I saw Fell break out in a big smile as I swam over the them. She wispered something to her friend who then smiled too. "Hey Fell. I was hoping to see you on the beach, but this is better. Who is your friend?"
"This is JB my friend from England. JB this is Mike."
"Hi JB. What does that stand for?" They both smiled and ignored my question.
"Hello Mike, Fell's told me a lot about you." She said in her bit accent.
"Oh, has she? What did she say? Was it good or bad?" Once I heard this my cock became fully hard under the water.

We pasted the time talking about England and the places and things to do there and about Miami until I had had enough. My hardon had subsided and the last thing I needed was a tan. The mement seemed right and I ask Fell and JB if they wanted to head up to my room to cool off and have a drink. Fell said she had several hours worth of errands to run, but JB said that she would love to. This is going to be a lot of fun, I thought to myself.

I got out of the pool, gave Fell a hello and a goodbye kiss. JB and I started off to my room. I don't know how long it took to get to my room. The sexual tension was thick all around us. I could sense that everyone that passed us just knew I was going to to fuck the hell out of this woman. I knew I had better be up for my best because there was no doubt Fell told JB all about me.

As I closed the door and put the "do not disturb" sign up, I asked if I could get her anything. By the time I turned around and walked into the room, she had pulled down her suit to reveal to real a nicely shaped big pair of big boobs. Besides Fell's some the the juiciest I'd ever seen. I'd say they were d's, nicely shaped, almost a teardrop, with nipples that were jus begining to stand out. I couldn't wait to bring this beauty to orgasm. I was about to reach out to her when she says, "the only thing I want right now is to suck that big cock I heard so much about." As she quickly moved forward pressed her naked boobs to my chest as she kissed me and dragged them down my body as she sank to her knees. I wasn't about to argue with big busted brit who wanted fuck blow me.

She pull my shorts down then started right to work. Her mouth was the hottest I'd ever felt. The contrast of a wet cold cock to a hot warm mouth was fantastic. JB worked my cock like she was starving. The more I grew the more difficult it was for her to take as much of my cock. I looked down at her as she pulled my cock out. I could see the persperation forming on her face. She mumble something out helping her take it all and grabbed one of my hands and put it on the back of her head then said, "fuck my face." How could I deny such a request.

I entwinded both of my hand through her hair and pulled her face to me as I pushed my hips forward. I could feel my cock touch the back of her throat and I could hear and fell her moan. Slowly pulled out and pushed back in. Each time I bottomed out in her throat, she pulled hard on my ass trying to get me deeper. I got the hint and slowly pulled harder and deeper into her throat. She was able to almost all of my cock, but couldn't seem ot het the las little bit. By now my cock was pulsing and my balls felt tight. "If you keep it up, I'm going to cum." She pulled harder. I pulled harder and pushed deeper. Her face was firm against my stomach. She took it all just as I unloaded down her throat. After gagging a little, she backed off, kept just the head in her mouth and kept swallowing. What a beautiful sight...JB looking up at me with those big eyes and her mouth gripped around my cock, cheeks bulging. She kept me in her mouth until I finished cumming. Then she kept licking and sucking to clean me up.

JB kissed her way back up my body sucking my nipples and neck until she kiss me like it would be her last kiss ever while crushing her naked boobs against my bare chest. I picked her while exploring her mouth with my tongue and walked to the bed and laid her down. I nuzzled my way to her neck then cleavage. I don't know how long i spent sucking and nibbling on her succulent boobs but I sucked, licked, nibbled, nipped, and bit ever inch of her tits. Her nipples stood proud and her hips pumped up fucking the air.

After such a great blowjob, I couldn't wait to return the favor by eating this sexual treat until she was exhausted. I licked me way down to her shaved pussy and just devoured it. I licked and sucked every inch of her pussy without touching the delightfully wet treat that was inside. She was dripping wet and swollen with desire as she fucked the air. "Please don't tease me any more. I need you to eat me now. Make me cum," she said. After such a plea and with a sultry brit accent, how could I resist? I licked up on lip and down the other getting closer and closer to her wet folds. She grabbed me by the ears, pulled and fucked my face all at once. My nose was directly against her swollen clit and my mouth at her opening. I moved my nose back and forth across her clit then flicked my tongue out to lick up her slit and push in. She barely suppressed as squeal as I felt her pussy contracting against my tongue. It felt like she was trying to break my nose on her clit as I togued her pussy over and over. I decided et was time to test the waters. Her pussy was drenched and she leaked over her asshole. I put my middle finger on her asshole and pushed passed the resistance. She bucked harder and faster and gasped for air.

I was stiff as a board by now so I slid up her body to position my cock to enter her pussy. She kissed and licked my face panting, "fuck me now, please fuck me now." I pushed the head in and she moaned. I pumped into her slowly going a little deeper with each stroke. All of a sudden she tensed and gasped in pain and I quickly pulled out. She quickly told me that it had been a long time since she had had anyone near my size but to keep fucking her. I resumed and pushed as deep as my last stroke and held still. I grabbed around her and held her tight and carefully rolled over so she could control the speed and depth of penetration. JB sat upright and let all of her weight down on me. After a quick second, the look of pain was replaced by a small smile as she started gyrating on me. She leand forward and pushed her ample tits into my face and I greedily sucked them like a starving infant. As I sucked one she fondled the other until she abrubtly sat up and used both hands to finger her clit as she fucked me. The sweat we produced was enough for us to gently glide over each other. She gasped and froze as her pussy spasmed around my cock.

After her orgasm subsided, JB damn near jumped off of my cock and position herself on the bed next to me in one of the best positions ever...face down, ass up. Without hesitation I jumped up behind her with cock in hand ready to ream her sweet ass. She reached behind and pulled her cheeks apart. The head took a little more pushing than I was ready for but JB pushed back enough to get the head in. My cock was well lubed from her pussy so I grabbed her by the hips and not to delicately pushed balls deep into her ass. She let go of her ass and clutched the bed sheets and gave a long low moan as she came again at which time I started to fuck her hard and deep with full strokes. I could feel my cock get harder in her tight ass and so did she. She pushed back harder and faster with my strokes until my ball tightened and my cum started filling her ass. I continued to stroke until my spasmed stopped.

We lay next to each other catching out breath. "Fell was 100% right. You are fantastic," she said. "If it's true it's only because you and Fell make me that way," I said. I don't know how long we were asleep, but it was dark when the phone rang. "Are you two finished?" the voice on the line asked. It was Fell...

well at least your keeping the thread going .

how the hell do you have the time to write all that. I can say i read the first one not the second.

by the way...did i tell you i frequent miami? I have a very good (fuck buddy) friend down there. I have been many a time to some topless beaches and actually even did some unprofessional (amatuer photographer) topless shots on some rocks that were being smacked by waves. it was pretty exotic to say the least.

well hott did I tell ya that I saw you in that photo shoot and i smacked my wang on a rock watching you pose ? If not I guess the cats out of the bag now ...

did you like? the rocks at the end of southbeach? let me know when you head back down...maybe i'll be there too. usually write them a para or two at a time

Yeah I havent got the patience to read those lengthy stories....

anyway, PICS?!?!?

yeah right !!!!!