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Cutie_Pie
QUOTE(MichaelDavid @ Jun 30 2006, 06:07 PM)
Hell YES pregnant women are sexy, for several different reasons! One, she has a bun in the oven; she is carrying a man's child, what could be more sexy than that? Really? Knocking a woman up is just plain erotic, when a woman looks in your eyes and says, "I want to have your babies", is there ANY man that wouldnt' go weak in the knees at that moment?

Secondly, it is an ancient symbol of fertility. Some of the oldest carvings or sculptures ever found were of pregnant women, it is an age-old archetype. The connotations are endless.

Thirdly... the boobs, the tits, the breasts, those magnificent swelling mammary glands. And the *nipples*, oh lord don't get me started. Big as silver dollars, or sticking out like a separate breast, they are wonderful. When the titty fairy comes, EVERYBODY gets treats!

Lastly, it is the glow from the woman, the way she beams, her look, everything just emanates from her like a cool, spring breeze. She is fully woman and embraces it with wanton aplomb. When a woman looks like that it just stirs something in a (good) man's heart. He wants to protect her, surround her, and draw her near to him so that she may nestle safely in his arms.

Everything about a pregnant woman is sexy, enticing, beautiful, amazing, lovely and poetic. Seeing that photo of Brittany with her bosom cradled in her arms, her swollen womb alive with a stirring life, her body changing and growing to accommodate the little visitor stirs me to the core. There is simply nothing like it, everything to love, and nothing to dislike. A decent man would NEVER view her as "fat", that is absurd. Being fat denotes a lack of self-control, a disregard for one's temple, but being pregnant is a *celebration* of the body, it is the complete fulfillment of "woman" and all that entails. Pregnant women are in fact the loveliest women on the planet, and I know that most men agree with me.

Being allowed to view her body at that state, when she is so protective and vulnerable is truly a gift. It's an insight into our own humanity, our own mortality. Any man who doesn't like the sight of a pregnant woman, is NO man, he is either a fool or an immature clod that doesn't deserve to gaze upon such wonderment. A pregnant woman carried me in her womb for nine months and greeted me with open arms and laughter when I was placed upon her breast. How could I not adore and respect that vision of pure beauty? I view with awe and excitement the nude body of an expectant mother, and I always will.
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BTW my man feels the same way basically when it comes to this subject but god damn you got a way with words, can I clone you??
MichaelDavid
QUOTE(Cutie_Pie @ Jun 30 2006, 06:43 PM)
BTW my man feels the same way basically when it comes to this subject but god damn you got a way with words, can I clone you??
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Can you clone YOURSELF? Send me the copy, damn. No, but I think that any man would seriously get off on hearing that. Now to be sure, the connotations are scary, but the OFFER is erotic. The fact that a woman would be willing to accept your cock into her body, cum gushing deep inside and filling the void, her vagina hungrily pulling every drop of your semen to her cervix and beyond, and then joyfully squealing when the strip goes pink, it's just erotic. To be sure it is a control issue, the ultimate submission a woman could eagerly give. What comes nine months later, well... that may be another story, but the act of knocking her up, seeing her swollen belly and engorged tits, watching her labor around carrying your child, WHEW it just gets me OFF!

Ut-umm... ok, i'm fine now. Anyway, I can't clone myself, but I'd be glad to go through the motions of... pardon my temerity here... knocking you up, Cutiepie. I'm sure though that neither of our significant others would be extremely joyous about THAT event, for sure. Alas, only one life to live, as one person, what a waste...
Cutie_Pie
QUOTE(MichaelDavid @ Jun 30 2006, 06:59 PM)
Can you clone YOURSELF? Send me the copy, damn. No, but I think that any man would seriously get off on hearing that. Now to be sure, the connotations are scary, but the OFFER is erotic. The fact that a woman would be willing to accept your cock into her body, cum gushing deep inside and filling the void, her vagina hungrily pulling every drop of your semen to her cervix and beyond, and then joyfully squealing when the strip goes pink, it's just erotic. To be sure it is a control issue, the ultimate submission a woman could eagerly give. What comes nine months later, well... that may be another story, but the act of knocking her up, seeing her swollen belly and engorged tits, watching her labor around carrying your child, WHEW it just gets me OFF!

Ut-umm... ok, i'm fine now. Anyway, I can't clone myself, but I'd be glad to go through the motions of... pardon my temerity here... knocking you up, Cutiepie. I'm sure though that neither of our significant others would be extremely joyous about THAT event, for sure. Alas, only one life to live, as one person, what a waste...
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How are you so sure you would want to clone me or knock me up you have never seen me or any pics of me have you???

But it is nice to see a man that can be so excited as you about a pregnant woman. I have had a few kids myself and think I am gonna have one more.
MichaelDavid
QUOTE(Cutie_Pie @ Jun 30 2006, 07:02 PM)
How are you so sure you would want to clone me or knock me up you have never seen me or any pics of me have you???

But it is nice to see a man that can be so excited as you about a pregnant woman. I have had a few kids myself and think I am gonna have one more.
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Well, I love to mind fuck, so when I read the words of an intelligent woman, her body is secondary (at least then). Do you have any pics? I'm new so I don't know my way around. I have two boys myself and they are the joy of my life. I've never known any greater erotic pleasure than impregnating my wife, and the look on her face when the test was positive, I simply cannot express in words the absolute bliss I experienced at that moment. I gained a new, powerful respect for her when I watched the labor, and it bonded me to her like superglue. I will be with her until one of us dies, if she'll have me, but I confess to being a bit naughty from time to time. I keep it in cyberspace, but I did slip up once. My wife says I am a flirt, and she's right, I am. Anyway, I blame it all on breasts, I am a sucker for boobs, all sizes. My first girlfriend had small breasts with large, protruding nipples and I couldn't keep my hands or mouth off of them. She hooked me on puffy nipples and taught me the joys of the Itty-Bitty Titty Committee. Anyway, I ramble.
bondiguy
God day'um.... thats some penthouse forum shit right there
Cutie_Pie
QUOTE(MichaelDavid @ Jun 30 2006, 07:12 PM)
Well, I love to mind fuck, so when I read the words of an intelligent woman, her body is secondary (at least then). Do you have any pics? I'm new so I don't know my way around. I have two boys myself and they are the joy of my life. I've never known any greater erotic pleasure than impregnating my wife, and the look on her face when the test was positive, I simply cannot express in words the absolute bliss I experienced at that moment. I gained a new, powerful respect for her when I watched the labor, and it bonded me to her like superglue. I will be with her until one of us dies, if she'll have me, but I confess to being a bit naughty from time to time. I keep it in cyberspace, but I did slip up once. My wife says I am a flirt, and she's right, I am. Anyway, I blame it all on breasts, I am a sucker for boobs, all sizes. My first girlfriend had small breasts with large, protruding nipples and I couldn't keep my hands or mouth off of them. She hooked me on puffy nipples and taught me the joys of the Itty-Bitty Titty Committee. Anyway, I ramble.
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Well I look forward to you sticking around here. And again a big applause with views like that. smilio05.gif Check your PMs in a minute.
MichaelDavid
Once I figure out how to do that... I will. Newbie dork... present!
Cutie_Pie
QUOTE(MichaelDavid @ Jun 30 2006, 07:28 PM)
Once I figure out how to do that... I will. Newbie dork... present!
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Top right hand corner it will say 1New messages click that.
MichaelDavid
QUOTE(Cutie_Pie @ Jun 30 2006, 07:30 PM)
Top right hand corner it will say 1New messages click that.
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Got it right after I posted the note, all I had to do was look. Duh.
Cutie_Pie
Glad you found it grinning-smiley-003.gif
COMEDYMAN
My brother has the preggie thing... but yet he has no children biggrin.gif I do not have the preggy fetish

I was chuckling at MD's " Look on your face when the test is positive " laughing-smiley-017.gif But you said you have only two boys so you've seen that look only twice... OR have you been sewing oats biggrin.gif

And " carrying a man's child " ... is it still sexy if its not your child tho? laughing-smiley-017.gif

and the " Knocking a woman up is just plain erotic" So each time you have sex your trying to impregnante? biggrin.gif And how would you know until the test?

Just busting the newbs chops a bit biggrin.gif


I will agree on the glow of a pregnant woman. While I think Brittany Spears will eventually kill one of her kids due to her moronic stupidity she did look nice in the pic there. But I have to agree with Bondi there looked to be some serious brushing happening.

I also enjoyed Demi Moores preggy shot I thought it was a very nice pic. I never popped wood or anything But it was a great photo.
bondiguy
QUOTE(COMEDYMAN @ Jul 2 2006, 08:56 AM)
Just busting the newbs chops a bit biggrin.gif
I will agree on the glow of a pregnant woman. While I think Brittany Spears will eventually kill one of her kids due to her moronic stupidity she did look nice in the pic there.  But I have to agree with Bondi  there looked to be some serious brushing happening.

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You agree with me??? blink.gif laughing-smiley-017.gif

Good to hear you busting some chop and keeping on top of these duplicate threads comedy.... doin a bang up job brotha drinkup.gif
MichaelDavid
QUOTE(COMEDYMAN @ Jul 2 2006, 08:56 AM)
My brother has the preggie thing... but yet he has no children biggrin.gif  I do not have the preggy fetish

I was chuckling at MD's   " Look on your face when the test is positive " laughing-smiley-017.gif  But you said you have only two boys  so you've seen that look only twice... OR have you been sewing oats  biggrin.gif

And  " carrying a man's child " ... is it still sexy if its not your child tho? laughing-smiley-017.gif

and the " Knocking a woman up is just plain erotic"  So each time you have sex your trying to impregnante? biggrin.gif  And how would you know until the test?

Just busting the newbs chops a bit biggrin.gif
I will agree on the glow of a pregnant woman. While I think Brittany Spears will eventually kill one of her kids due to her moronic stupidity she did look nice in the pic there.  But I have to agree with Bondi  there looked to be some serious brushing happening.

I also enjoyed Demi Moores preggy shot  I thought it was a very nice pic.  I never popped wood or anything But it was a great photo.
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We ahhh... we need to establish that I don't have a *fetish* for preggos, but rather I appreciate the beauty of a pregnant gal and I think it is "sexy". Viewing preg porn or jonesing for preg sex... NO.

Secondly, we're talking about two different things here, *beholding* women who are pregnant and *impregnating* women who are beholding (to their man). One might get off on impregnating women, but not enjoy viewing pregnant women, and vice-versa.

On to your comments...

1. Well, hell, isn't twice *enough*?

2. Yes, a woman carrying another man's child is sexy, with ONE big exception... MY WIFE.

3. And no, I'm not trying to impregnate each time, but I knew when I was, and it was erotic. Sadly it didn't take but one time each time to do the trick. It was *blam* see you in nine months baby. True, I wouldn't know until the test, but *success* wasn't tantamount, it's the knowledge that "impregnating" was the goal. Also, seeing her face was beautiful and exciting, NOT erotic. We got two different things going on here, the beauty and wonder of pregnancy and the erotic elements of same.

4. Finally, I don't need to impregnate, or to attempt to get off. It is simply a bonus.

Nooge
paybarraman
Ahhhhhhhhh

Noob romance......MichaelDavid and Cutie_Pie, sitting in a tree.....f-u-c-k-i-n-g.....


laughing-smiley-017.gif laughing-smiley-017.gif laughing-smiley-017.gif


now don't panic kids....just having some.....

but it's refreshing to read a thread with some good posts from new people other than....

"Hey everybody!!! Rate my tits!!!!" or
"I have a cam, anyone wanna show me their tits??"


2thumbs.gif food-smiley-004.gif to ya both
Cutie_Pie
QUOTE(paybarraman @ Jul 3 2006, 06:48 AM)
Ahhhhhhhhh

Noob romance......MichaelDavid and Cutie_Pie, sitting in a tree.....f-u-c-k-i-n-g.....
laughing-smiley-017.gif  laughing-smiley-017.gif  laughing-smiley-017.gif
now don't panic kids....just having some.....

but it's refreshing to read a thread with some good posts from new people other than....

"Hey everybody!!!  Rate my tits!!!!"  or
"I have a cam, anyone wanna show me their tits??"
2thumbs.gif     food-smiley-004.gif  to ya both
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**cancels Cam invite**
bondiguy
Anyone wanna chat with me on cam??? tongue.gif
ddd35
well I think pregnant women are sexy , mainly cause most of the time there boobs swell as there tummys do and there nipples become even more sensitive , it makes for great sex 2thumbs.gif
paybarraman
QUOTE(Cutie_Pie @ Jul 3 2006, 03:41 PM)
**cancels Cam invite**
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DAMNIT!!!!! bang.gif bang.gif bang.gif
Cutie_Pie
QUOTE(paybarraman @ Jul 5 2006, 11:28 AM)
DAMNIT!!!!!    bang.gif  bang.gif  bang.gif
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I didn't want to be noobish. Allthough I aint really a noob. You broke me in a long time ago with the pics of Mr. Pay Jr,
ndboxer
I think that as we get older we start to look at the womens body with our mind not just our dicks and it makes it all look better.
bondiguy
QUOTE(Cutie_Pie @ Jul 5 2006, 05:27 PM)
I didn't want to be noobish. Allthough I aint really a noob. You broke me in a long time ago with the pics of Mr. Pay Jr,
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Oh how unfortunate for you laughing-smiley-017.gif

QUOTE(ndboxer @ Jul 5 2006, 06:11 PM)
I think that as we get older we start to look at the womens body with our mind not just our dicks and it makes it all look better.
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You mean your mind isn't in that part of your body??? blink.gif
Cutie_Pie
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jul 6 2006, 01:34 AM)
Oh how unfortunate for you laughing-smiley-017.gif
You mean your mind isn't in that part of your body??? blink.gif
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Aint that the truth
MichaelDavid
QUOTE(paybarraman @ Jul 3 2006, 06:48 AM)
Ahhhhhhhhh

Noob romance......MichaelDavid and Cutie_Pie, sitting in a tree.....f-u-c-k-i-n-g.....
laughing-smiley-017.gif  laughing-smiley-017.gif  laughing-smiley-017.gif
now don't panic kids....just having some.....

but it's refreshing to read a thread with some good posts from new people other than....

"Hey everybody!!!  Rate my tits!!!!"  or
"I have a cam, anyone wanna show me their tits??"
2thumbs.gif     food-smiley-004.gif  to ya both
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Hehehe, well if it was possible to climb in a tree here in cyberspace and... ya know... I damn sure wouldn't pass it up, but there are much more comfortable places to trip the light fantastic than a fucking gnarly cottonwood.

Not to change the subject or anything [as he changes the subject] but how many of the pics here do ya'll think were put up by the gals, and how many by disgruntled boyfriends, husbands, etc...? I ask because it seems rare that a woman says thanks for a serious compliment. I'm sure that it also has to do with the fact that some guys act like idiots and lots of the girls are probably harassed to no end, but you rarely see a thank you even for a nice, cogent compliment. Just wondered what you guys thought (gals to).
ndboxer
Oh no its still used most of the time there! Just as gotten older you have to use more thinking to use that part of the body. It's a bit more work then when in school thats for sure. But you also get better results since now they know what hey are doing!! 2thumbs.gif
natalie
QUOTE(MichaelDavid @ Jul 6 2006, 04:24 PM)
Hehehe, well if it was possible to climb in a tree here in cyberspace and... ya know... I damn sure wouldn't pass it up, but there are much more comfortable places to trip the light fantastic than a fucking gnarly cottonwood.

Not to change the subject or anything [as he changes the subject] but how many of the pics here do ya'll think were put up by the gals, and how many by disgruntled boyfriends, husbands, etc...? I ask because it seems rare that a woman says thanks for a serious compliment. I'm sure that it also has to do with the fact that some guys act like idiots and lots of the girls are probably harassed to no end, but you rarely see a thank you even for a nice, cogent compliment. Just wondered what you guys thought (gals to).
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I don't speak for the other girls here but it can get monoteneous (is that how you spell it?) to answer every compliment you get and you don't want to get into the rut of saying the same thing to everyone. Not to sound vain or uppity but lots of the girls here get LOTS of compliments and while everyone of them is appreciated it's................you know what? Fuck everything I just wasted time saying....We should be replying and saying thank-you. And I do thank everyone who has complemented me and I apologize to anyone I haven't done that to.
MichaelDavid
QUOTE(natalie @ Jul 13 2006, 02:14 PM)
I don't speak for the other girls here but it can get monoteneous (is that how you spell it?) to answer every compliment you get and you don't want to get into the rut of saying the same thing to everyone. Not to sound vain or uppity but lots of the girls here get LOTS of compliments and while everyone of them is appreciated it's................you know what? Fuck everything I just wasted time saying....We should be replying and saying thank-you. And I do thank everyone who has complemented me and I apologize to anyone I haven't done that to.
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No, I see your point. I suppose it's hard to understand given that we aren't being deluged with comments and messages. I can see how it would get old with a bunch of horny guys PMing you all the time. It just, I've only written maybe 9 or so comments, ones I meant sincerely and took the time to say with class and kindness, and the only time I heard anything back was when someone misinterpreted my compliment for an insult. But hell, how would a woman know that I was being sincere and hadn't written a hundred similar comments to everyone else? So I guess I have nothing to gripe about. Anyway, I can sympathize with what you are saying, so fuck everything I wasted time and space saying too. ;-)
Gnappster
QUOTE(MichaelDavid @ Jul 13 2006, 12:31 PM)
No, I see your point. I suppose it's hard to understand given that we aren't being deluged with comments and messages. I can see how it would get old with a bunch of horny guys PMing you all the time. It just, I've only written maybe 9 or so comments, ones I meant sincerely and took the time to say with class and kindness, and the only time I heard anything back was when someone misinterpreted my compliment for an insult. But hell, how would a woman know that I was being sincere and hadn't written a hundred similar comments to everyone else? So I guess I have nothing to gripe about. Anyway, I can sympathize with what you are saying, so fuck everything I wasted time and space saying too. ;-)
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Compliment enough girls and you'll get a thankyou eventually!
hott1976
thanks from HOTT!
bondiguy
QUOTE(hott1976 @ Jul 14 2006, 09:38 AM)
thanks from HOTT!
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Thanks Hott tongue.gif
belicked6924
QUOTE(hott1976 @ Jul 14 2006, 08:38 AM)
thanks from HOTT!
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You're welcome Hott grinning-smiley-003.gif
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