hey I have moned up I found the garden at the old age homes to be a bit easier

EDIT
as of late last friday night/saturday morning.....
it is now 5

yes folks, i succumbed to my dissatisfaction with my boyfriend and slept with another......
maybe ill put those details in the sexual encounter thread............

you are naughty - how did it feel like?

where did you fuck him?

BB gave you AF!!!????

Quoting AF

"DETAILS!!!!! Why must we always have to ask for details!!!!"

not that I know of

no shit, spill it ya slut

AHHHH I WISH!!!!!



hahahahah, thanks Ass!!! lol
like i said, perhaps in the sexual encounters thread. we shall see..........

I heard the reason Closeup keeps changing the numbers at the end of his name is his way of keeping tally on how many sexual encounters his had in his life....

Strive for those double digits brotha

Let's see... I'm 24 and a bit, and I've had sex with:

Opal
Tara
Lucy
Joanne
Emily
Helen
Angel
Ohara
Johanna
Current GF, who shall remain a nonny mouse


In that order (more or less).

sounds like 2 or 3 of them were either strippers or hookers... in that case, should they even count??? oh wait, if not, i think bondi would still be considered a virgin...
oh well!

1 (one)

4

OUCH!

hookers need lovin too

LOL! way to not defend bondi, but go straight to defending the hookers!!! lol


were you paid for your first sexual encounter gnappy? lol jk

that depends, are we talking about gay or straight sex?

hahahaha oh no!

I figure a grand total, all human women-folk minds you, would be in the area of six or seven. That's counting the threesomes and fuck buddies, I rightfully figure.
It's also been a really fucking long time since I've posted here too. Quite unsure if I'll be welcomed back.

Believe it or not I've only had one sexual partner my whole life! Yep, I've been doing the same chick sence high school. (I'm 21 now) That seems strange because I'm a member of all these boob sites. I'm just glad she doesn't care!

Damn right!

And they aren't hookers... they are female adult escorts!

and you don't pay them for sex. you reimburse them for their good company.

So how many numbers on cards you were given when walking the strip in vegas did you call

sheeeeeit, I collected em!
I got probably at least 60 different cards and lots of doubles.

Funny story, we were drinking those giant margaritas from Fat Tuesdays that they make with 151 rum and we opted for the extra shots of rum. Anyway we were really pissed and we were walking down the Strip collecting cards that they so freely hand out. Anyway this one dude had a stack of cards but he wasn't handing em out as he was talking to his friends, taking a break or whatever and my wife walks up and grabs a bunch of cards right out of his hands. He was like, "Holy shit, that's a first!" It's usually the other way around.

I didn't call any numbers cuz I read the "truth" about it in the Maxim I was reading on the plane.
That is all®

enlighten me with the "truth".

Yes enlighten us all

well they girls on the cards are advertised as $39 special.
well they aren't strippers, they're hookers, they don't look like the girls on the cards, they want $1500 and if you want a more economical option they will send one from the bottom of the barrel collection.

Are you sure you didn't find out the hard way and that's how you really lost your money? But come on now, ugly just means get a blowjob with yuo standing up so you don't have to look at her.

A blowjob is a blowjob......right

you think just like a guy.

Ahh i see you know what I am talking about?

What Tequila did they use in their Margaritas??? I love a good Margarita

Ahh i see you know what I am talking about?

What Tequila did they use in their Margaritas??? I love a good Margarita

HAHA well the truth is pretty obvious if you could get hot horny ladies that cheap men wouldnt' bother getting married they would all live in vegas.


One of those guys flippen the cards almost got punched in the nose when I was there, he literally had shoved his fave like 1 inch from my tits had I not pulled away and pushed his head away. It was all of a sudden when I was walking with my friend down the strip and I was already in a mood from almost knocking some other broad out on the bus. BUt I went to grab the card and he did a doubletake and tried to plant his face in my tits.

I know this is NOT the place to get sympathy regarding it though HAHA


Did you visit any strip clubs there??
We went to one it was really upscale in there certain aread you had to buy 2 bottles of 350 dollar champaign to sit in. But like all the chics were really hot in there you had like 30 of them on the floors walking around in there panties all with like supermodel bodies.

Was it called Heaven?

I'm not a gambler but I think I need to go to Vegas.....

Cut the guy some slack, he probably just wanted a face full of tits. Can you really blame a guy for that?
I thought I saw a pic on the bus that looked like you. It said, "Do not let this woman on the bus!"

Sadly, we never hit any strip clubs. Any ones that were even close to the strip were attrociously expensive to go to. I coulda convinced my wife to go to one but not if it was gonna break the bank to do so.

my wife and I go to vegas every winter , we usally stay at the flamingo , this last spring we took some friends with us and went to the strip club called The Olympic gardens , great place , costs 20 for the men to get in and the women are free ,drinks are basically 5 a piece and lap dances are very touchy feely for 20 .. the women can also go upstairs were they have male strippers on some nights and have a little fun therselves .. If you guys ever go back stop there its a good time ... and stop at the new planet hollywood casino , I bought several shares in it while I was there , its in the old alladin ..

Why the hell would I pay for a lap dance if the women are free?? Anyway. I'm so there dude.

I'll have to check it out when I go back.

Flamingo is a pretty nice place, not too expensive yet not a dump.
New Planet Holloywood casino was still under construction when I was there.

Hey-Oh!

HAHAHA I believe it Gnappy the whole fight was funny this lady was way out of line and pissed off at me when she should have been mad at the bus driver. We all were waiting, 2 buses passed full and we all saw the bus coming so we lined up and there was this lady and about 6 -10 people ahead of me well the bus driver stopped before the stop in front of me I went to back up to let the others on first and he looked at me and said go ahead and come on hon, I was with about 6 people at that time and they were like well go and this lady FREAKS out. So needless to say I had to put her in her place.

We went to the Spirit Rhino, they are VERY touchy at least on the woman a girl bought me a dance and the gal was like all over me, I was actualy very uncomfortable I think I needed a few more drinks. The drinks were about 15 a pop I think us girls got in free. the lap dance was 20 bucks.

Hey what about me?... HAHAHAHA

this week? none.

so i cum here to confess this horrid "lack of events" to my faithful friends....knowing u wont let me down.....you're always there to....laugh, scorn, bash, poke fun at. but laughter is the best med. so it always helps!

So Bo...you are at ZERO and yet still somehow I am one behind you...as I am still behind from last week too....so I have no chance in catching up with you.

Actually thats not true...you just got screwed...too bad it was only in my imagination...and somehow I know it was nowhere as good for you as it was for me

How do you rack up a minus in the "getting laid" count?

maybe homosexual encounters sets you back

ah so when you are the giver, you notch one up in the positive count but when you play catch that loses you a point!

Damn evade's must have some huge numbers...... in the negative

Ahhhhh Bo honey.....you and I have made each other cum many many many many times over the past week or so baby........that's what dreams are for baby!!

pay your left hand is gettin pissed at your right hand for stealing all the glory , I think ya better start switching back and forth ...

Did you hear something?

must be the crickets.

I am pretty sure that was working only one way

hahaha BAM!