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Assfucker
Doesn't have to be sexual either nah.gif










this might be fun.....or not confused-smiley-013.gif
foxy lady
QUOTE(Assfucker @ Jun 9 2006, 10:33 AM)
Doesn't have to be sexual either nah.gif
this might be fun.....or not confused-smiley-013.gif
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I would have AF show me a good workout regimen so that I can regain some of the same body image as I had pre-childbirth.


**then have him introduce me to his HOT HOT wife** nah.gif
Assfucker
QUOTE(foxy lady @ Jun 9 2006, 10:37 AM)
I would have AF show me a good workout regimen so that I can regain some of the same body image as I had pre-childbirth.
**then have him introduce me to his HOT HOT wife** nah.gif
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I would with pleasure, and would spot you, not put spots on you tongue.gif
foxy lady
QUOTE(Assfucker @ Jun 9 2006, 10:38 AM)
I would with pleasure, and would spot you, not put spots on you tongue.gif
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Thanks man.....and what about that introduction ph34r.gif
Assfucker
QUOTE(foxy lady @ Jun 9 2006, 10:43 AM)
Thanks man.....and what about that introduction ph34r.gif
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I figured you could "introduce" yourself in the steamroom ph34r.gif
foxy lady
QUOTE(Assfucker @ Jun 9 2006, 10:50 AM)
I figured you could "introduce" yourself in the steamroom ph34r.gif
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grinning-smiley-003.gif Now there's a plan!
Just Hangin
QUOTE(foxy lady @ Jun 9 2006, 11:37 AM)
I would have AF show me a good workout regimen so that I can regain some of the same body image as I had pre-childbirth.
**then have him introduce me to his HOT HOT wife** nah.gif
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Ya the HOT HOT HOT Wife 22.gif
Assfucker
QUOTE(Just Hangin @ Jun 9 2006, 10:59 AM)
Ya the HOT HOT HOT Wife 22.gif
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I'd buy you a beer as we watched our ladies play food-smiley-004.gif










and pass the joint cool-smiley-030.gif
Just Hangin
QUOTE(Assfucker @ Jun 9 2006, 12:11 PM)
I'd buy you a beer as we watched our ladies play food-smiley-004.gif
and pass the joint cool-smiley-030.gif
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boanna
QUOTE(Just Hangin @ Jun 9 2006, 09:14 AM)
food-smiley-004.gif
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i'd see if just hangin can produce as well as he professes....then, just maybe i might let him hold the camera or something for me and foxy!
Assfucker
QUOTE(boanna @ Jun 9 2006, 12:20 PM)
i'd see if just hangin can produce as well as he professes....then, just maybe i might let him hold the camera or something for me and foxy!
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I'd take you bowling popc1.gif
foxy lady
QUOTE(Assfucker @ Jun 9 2006, 12:30 PM)
I'd take you bowling popc1.gif
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I thought you would have wanted to play a game of pool with her.....first shot 7 ball in the back pocket nah.gif
Assfucker
QUOTE(foxy lady @ Jun 9 2006, 12:31 PM)
laughing-smiley-017.gif

I thought you would have wanted to play a game of pool with her.....first shot 7 ball in the back pocket nah.gif
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boanna
QUOTE(Assfucker @ Jun 9 2006, 10:30 AM)
I'd take you bowling popc1.gif
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for the first time, i am completely lost. i have no clue as to what this means. i am sure AF will grace me with a perfect explanation that will in the long run...make me cum.
boanna
QUOTE(Assfucker @ Jun 9 2006, 10:30 AM)
I'd take you bowling popc1.gif
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maybe i would go bowling with u af! maybe I should take you deer hunting, tie u to a tree, shove a pinecone in your mouth, then hide and watch for mr chunky to come find u and say...u got a pretty mouth!
paybarraman
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boanna
QUOTE(paybarraman @ Jun 9 2006, 11:23 AM)
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dont be shocked pay...AF already knows where he stands with me... dry.gif
boanna
QUOTE(boanna @ Jun 9 2006, 11:22 AM)
maybe i would go bowling with u af!  maybe I should take you deer hunting, tie u to a tree, shove a pinecone in your mouth, then hide and watch for mr chunky to come find u and say...u got a pretty mouth!
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and i mean this non sexually, and in a good christian way, of course...
Just Hangin
QUOTE(boanna @ Jun 9 2006, 01:20 PM)
i'd see if just hangin can produce as well as he professes....then, just maybe i might let him hold the camera or something for me and foxy!
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Oh please just give me the chance,I may have to cum back at it a few times to accomplish everything but I would surely die trying,and I would love to hold the camera or anything else that needed support food-smiley-004.gif smilio12.gif
foxy lady
QUOTE(Just Hangin @ Jun 9 2006, 01:32 PM)
Oh please just give me the chance,I may have to cum back at it a few times to accomplish everything but I would surely die trying,and I would love to hold the camera or anything else that needed support food-smiley-004.gif  smilio12.gif
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I would like to guide Hangin's member into all of Bo's orifices wub.gif
boanna
QUOTE(foxy lady @ Jun 9 2006, 11:49 AM)
I would like to guide Hangin's member into all of Bo's orifices love-smiley-052.gif
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it would be ok if your hand slipped and i got that instead!!!
foxy lady
QUOTE(boanna @ Jun 9 2006, 01:51 PM)
it would be ok if your hand slipped and i got that instead!!!
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I have a crooked finger ya know nah.gif
ddd35
QUOTE(foxy lady @ Jun 9 2006, 01:49 PM)
I would like to guide Hangin's member into all of Bo's orifices wub.gif
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I would like to have foxy dress up in that skirt outift and she posed in for another thread and take her out on the town and show her off
boanna
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Jun 9 2006, 11:53 AM)
I would like to have foxy dress up in that skirt outift and she posed in for another thread and take her out on the town and show her off
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i would like to kiss u cause thats the sweetest and ONLY romantic thing i have ever seen a man say on this site. i thought you were gonna say something like...well, the usual...
foxy lady
QUOTE(boanna @ Jun 9 2006, 01:56 PM)
i would like to kiss u cause thats the sweetest and ONLY romantic thing i have ever seen a man say on this site.  i thought you were gonna say something like...well, the usual...
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Get your skirt on Bo, I'm taking you out on the town with me along with ddd35 2thumbs.gif
Assfucker
QUOTE(boanna @ Jun 9 2006, 01:20 PM)
for the first time, i am completely lost. i have no clue as to what this means. i am sure AF will grace me with a perfect explanation that will in the long run...make me cum.
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well I did have something in mind with a bowling pin 22.gif

QUOTE(boanna @ Jun 9 2006, 01:22 PM)
maybe i would go bowling with u af!  maybe I should take you deer hunting, tie u to a tree, shove a pinecone in your mouth, then hide and watch for mr chunky to come find u and say...u got a pretty mouth!
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I agree with payman on this one blink.gif
ddd35
QUOTE(foxy lady @ Jun 9 2006, 02:00 PM)
Get your skirt on Bo, I'm taking you out on the town with me along with ddd35 2thumbs.gif
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Well I would be glad to take both you fine ladies out , and id be a complete gentlemen
foxy lady
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Jun 9 2006, 02:13 PM)
Well I would be glad to take both you fine ladies out , and id be a complete gentlemen
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And we'd make you the envy of the town 08.gif
ddd35
QUOTE(foxy lady @ Jun 9 2006, 02:20 PM)
And we'd make you the envy of the town 08.gif
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Oh I am for sure of that fact wit to fine ladies like yourselves ... So what color flowers do you prefer ?
Assfucker
I think I might bully triple D a little, mebbe push him or something guns.gif









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boanna
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Jun 9 2006, 01:03 PM)
Oh I am for sure of that fact wit to fine ladies like yourselves ...  So what color  flowers do you prefer ?
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we want it like the song......"i've got a 12 inch dick, a pickup truck and a dozen roses"
boanna
QUOTE(Assfucker @ Jun 9 2006, 01:10 PM)
I think I might bully triple D a little, mebbe push him or something guns.gif
tongue.gif
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we'd love to be honored with a little scrap to watch!
boanna
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Jun 9 2006, 01:03 PM)
Oh I am for sure of that fact wit to fine ladies like yourselves ...  So what color  flowers do you prefer ?
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red roses, black ford, barely mooin steak, potatoes with tons of sloppy butter and sourcream, blackberry cobbler on top of french vanilla icecream, all with presidente margaritas with fat straws....and dont forget the 12 inch dick.
Just Hangin
QUOTE(foxy lady @ Jun 9 2006, 02:49 PM)
I would like to guide Hangin's member into all of Bo's orifices wub.gif
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ohmy.gif Now doing happy dance wink.gif love-smiley-077.gif
ddd35
QUOTE(boanna @ Jun 9 2006, 03:50 PM)
red roses, black ford, barely mooin steak, potatoes with tons of sloppy butter and sourcream, blackberry cobbler on top of french vanilla icecream, all with presidente margaritas with fat straws....and dont forget the 12 inch dick.
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well hun , got the roses , got a red ford , the steaks no problem , and i dont think youll be disapointed by the cock , So when and what time ?
Assfucker
QUOTE(foxy lady @ Jun 9 2006, 01:49 PM)
I would like to guide Hangin's member into all of Bo's orifices love-smiley-052.gif
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ohmy.gif

QUOTE(Just Hangin @ Jun 9 2006, 04:04 PM)
ohmy.gif Now doing happy dance wink.gif  love-smiley-077.gif
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No doubt, I'm doing the happy dance for you party-smiley-048.gif
foxy lady
QUOTE(Assfucker @ Jun 12 2006, 09:00 AM)
ohmy.gif
No doubt, I'm doing the happy dance for you party-smiley-048.gif
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Seeing as how he is doing the happy dance too, I'd guide AF's member in Bo's orifices too. That oughta keep you boys dancing for a bit tongue.gif
evade20
QUOTE(foxy lady @ Jun 12 2006, 03:51 PM)
Seeing as how he is doing the happy dance too, I'd guide AF's member in Bo's orifices too.  That oughta keep you boys dancing for a bit tongue.gif
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I would spray whipped cream all up and down Foxy'e body....and of course lick it all off. smilio09.gif smilio09.gif smilio09.gif (and AF thinks I have a food fixation.... laughing-smiley-014.gif laughing-smiley-014.gif laughing-smiley-014.gif ) It is about sex, AF. The whipped cream is just an excuse where none is needed. laughing-smiley-017.gif
foxy lady
QUOTE(evade20 @ Jun 12 2006, 04:18 PM)
I would spray whipped cream all up and down Foxy'e body....and of course lick it all off. smilio09.gif  smilio09.gif  smilio09.gif  (and AF thinks I have a food fixation.... laughing-smiley-014.gif  laughing-smiley-014.gif  laughing-smiley-014.gif )  It is about sex, AF.  The whipped cream is just an excuse where none is needed. laughing-smiley-017.gif
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Don't forget the cherry.....I lost mine along the road of life nah.gif
evade20
QUOTE(foxy lady @ Jun 12 2006, 04:42 PM)
Don't forget the cherry.....I lost mine along the road of life nah.gif
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Who needs a cherry? confused-smiley-013.gif How about some chocolate syrup, instead?
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Assfucker
buy him a beer, then mebbe dinner and movie love-smiley-052.gif


















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COMEDYMAN
Come over and visit and go surf fishing... all the time oogling his hot ass wife biggrin.gif
Assfucker
QUOTE(COMEDYMAN @ Jun 13 2006, 10:15 AM)
Come over and visit and go surf fishing... all the time oogling his hot ass wife biggrin.gif
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would cook some mad ribs, wings, and fish on the grill, while COMEDY does 'stand up' and entertains my kids.......























.......while me and BB go out tongue.gif










food-smiley-004.gif anytime brother drinkup.gif
paybarraman
Would try to talk him into convincing BB to give me a BJ while he fucks her doggy style......














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Assfucker
QUOTE(paybarraman @ Jun 16 2006, 08:26 AM)
Would try to talk him into convincing BB to give me a BJ while he fucks her doggy style......
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would have pay a razor to shave the firebush first smilio09.gif








then I'd make him buy me a bottle of Vodka and some RedBull's for the BJ
paybarraman
Grey Goose? Belvedere? Stoli? Absolute? Ketel One? Skye?




*he's already groomed, just not bald on the top....*
Assfucker
QUOTE(paybarraman @ Jun 16 2006, 09:44 AM)
Grey Goose?  Belvedere?  Stoli?  Absolute?  Ketel One?  Skye? 
*he's already groomed, just not bald on the top....*
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let me double check with the wife before I agree on this "trade"


























yep as I thought, Stoli it is drinkup.gif tongue.gif
cassie
22.gif
shawing love-smiley-052.gif

oh and i would suck AF off as hard and long as possible while he HOT wife took care of me then flip them over and lick his wife while i watch her suck him off


yup thats what i would do 2thumbs.gif
Assfucker
QUOTE(cassie @ Jun 16 2006, 11:24 AM)
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shawing  wub.gif
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make her an AV and take some pictures ph34r.gif
cassie
yeah i need someone to take pics of me i did some myself and they came out horrible
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