QUOTE(closeup @ Apr 8 2006, 03:05 PM)
Welcome to the House of Melons. There are some fine looking women here , so sit back and enjoy the show. There isn't much expected of the guys except to be polite and to throw in a good Simpson's quote every now and then.
" Hello and welcome to the Springfield Police Department Resc-U Fone. If you know the name of the felony being committed, press one. To choose from a list of felonies, press two. If you're being murdered or calling from a rotary phone, please stay on the line."
Well this guy and his 411 really took off. I saw googlebot looking at a topic called I'm Demon and I thought, WTF is demon?! So I checked it out and I saw closeup's simpsons quote. I knew he was capable of humour, albeit stolen humour, but half of my stuff is stolen from Steve Allen. That's a hilarious segment:
Hello, and welcome to the Springfield Police Department Resc-u-
Fone[tm]. If you know the name of the felony being committed,
press one. To choose from a list of felonies, press two. If you
are being murdered or calling from a rotary phone, please stay on
the line.
Bart: [growls, punches some numbers]
Voice: You have selected regicide. If you know the name of the king or
queen being murdered, press one.