RMM Message Board > Dirtiest Thing Done In A Week......

Canadian_Hottie

Mar 30 2006, 02:21 AM

me.......

suck off 4 boys....

For real..... what does that make me? HORNY!

What about the rest?

johnfreak

Mar 30 2006, 02:49 AM

jerk off on the girl asleep in my bed while thinking of you sucking off 4 guys and then I'm fifth

Canadian_Hottie

Mar 30 2006, 09:52 AM

QUOTE(johnfreak @ Mar 30 2006, 02:49 AM)

jerk off on the girl asleep in my bed while thinking of you sucking off 4 guys and then I'm fifth

Ok, THAT is bad!!!

He he he.... I am just kidding no 4 guys....

Just a tease

Lynette

Mar 30 2006, 10:49 AM

Laying on the lounge in my back yard by the pool naked and masterbating in front of the high school boy that I know is watching me through the fence. I think he thinks I can't see him, but he's pretty obvious. The last time I did this, the man living in the house behind m was also watching through his upstairs window with a pair of field glasses. So, I guess I actually enjoy putting on a little show from time to time for the neighbors.

Bobaloo

Mar 30 2006, 10:53 AM

QUOTE(Lynette @ Mar 30 2006, 10:49 AM)

Laying on the lounge in my back yard by the pool naked and masterbating in front of the high school boy that I know is watching me through the fence. I think he thinks I can't see him, but he's pretty obvious. The last time I did this, the man living in the house behind m was also watching through his upstairs window with a pair of field glasses. So, I guess I actually enjoy putting on a little show from time to time for the neighbors.

I'm moving to your neighbor's house right now. What's your address??!!

Boobluver2

Mar 30 2006, 10:58 AM

QUOTE(Lynette @ Mar 30 2006, 10:49 AM)

Laying on the lounge in my back yard by the pool naked and masterbating in front of the high school boy that I know is watching me through the fence. I think he thinks I can't see him, but he's pretty obvious. The last time I did this, the man living in the house behind m was also watching through his upstairs window with a pair of field glasses. So, I guess I actually enjoy putting on a little show from time to time for the neighbors.

I WANT TO MOVE NEXT TO YOUR HOUSE!!!! OR BEHIND YOUR HOUSE!!! HELL, GOT ANY EXTRA ROOMS AVAILABLE??

thenewguy

Mar 30 2006, 01:47 PM

hmm, had my first sexual explosion at 16. Within one week I fingered a girl, got a Blowjob, ate her out, and then finally had sex... (she was on vacation and then went back home after 2 days) then I fingered another girl in the back of a car like 3 days later which I ended up dating and later screwing. So 2 girls hot and heavy inside one week is about all Ive had.

more story...
Went about a year or so with her, broke up and over the next 2 years I fucked every girl I could... then I settled down.

Ive also had full on sex in a room with other couples having sex, lights were off though.

actarus

Mar 30 2006, 01:54 PM

QUOTE(Lynette @ Mar 30 2006, 10:49 AM)

Laying on the lounge in my back yard by the pool naked and masterbating in front of the high school boy that I know is watching me through the fence. I think he thinks I can't see him, but he's pretty obvious. The last time I did this, the man living in the house behind m was also watching through his upstairs window with a pair of field glasses. So, I guess I actually enjoy putting on a little show from time to time for the neighbors.

...what a she-devil-neighbor...

Gnappster

Mar 30 2006, 07:10 PM

QUOTE(Canadian_Hottie @ Mar 30 2006, 07:52 AM)

Ok, THAT is bad!!!

He he he.... I am just kidding no 4 guys....

Just a tease

It was MORE than 4?

What a trooper!

Canadian_Hottie

Mar 31 2006, 01:06 AM

QUOTE(Gnappster @ Mar 30 2006, 07:10 PM)

It was MORE than 4?

What a trooper!

That is for GGG to find out....

Canadian_Hottie

Mar 31 2006, 01:07 AM

QUOTE(thenewguy @ Mar 30 2006, 01:47 PM)

hmm, had my first sexual explosion at 16. Within one week I fingered a girl, got a Blowjob, ate her out, and then finally had sex... (she was on vacation and then went back home after 2 days) then I fingered another girl in the back of a car like 3 days later which I ended up dating and later screwing. So 2 girls hot and heavy inside one week is about all Ive had.

more story...
Went about a year or so with her, broke up and over the next 2 years I fucked every girl I could... then I settled down.
Ive also had full on sex in a room with other couples having sex, lights were off though.

Wow!!! Tht was some week! But wasn't that like 11 years ago? I am suuuuure you've had some since then???

NASTY666

Mar 31 2006, 01:44 AM

Im sure everyones had a week like this...

i invited a gorgeous girl for who i had know for about 8 months around for a "video night" on a weekend.
that night we made out and gropped and sucked to the point where all she had on was her painties which were soaked in pussy juices and i got a blow but thats as far as she let it go that night.
Two days later i went to her place (she was living at home with mum and dad) she opened the door, grabbed me by my hand and took me to her room, locked the door pulled of her sweater (nothing underneath) and pull down my pants to give me a blow. half way there her mum starts knocking on the door wanting to talk to her she just keeps going.. i cum down her throught she quickly gets dressed and goes and talks to her mum. stayed for dinner with her folks and went...
Next day i meet her in a near by school from where she lives, on a weekend day just after 5, just finsihed work ,we find a bench she again takes of her top and anyone can see us at this point...and start sucking and licking her tits and fingering her pussy which she makes me do untill shes had enough. She gets dressed gives me a goodbye kiss and goes home....
Saturday after being at a friends party we come home to my place, walk through the door we just strip off and in five minutes of sucking on her tits and fingering she tells me i can fuck her but i cant cum unless she tells me... so we have been banging away for a while and im ready to blow and i tell her, she jumps of my cock sticks it in her mouth and sucks untill explode! we went at it couple more times that night and she left and went home.
A week later she rings up and tells me that its over......
100% true story......

Lynette

Jul 28 2006, 09:10 AM

Yesterday, I was on the beach (topless of course) when I noticed these two american tourist boys (about 18 yrs. old) who were probably here with their families staring at me. I'm guessing that back in bumfuck Idaho (or wherever they were from) they don't get a lot of half naked women lounging around. Anyway, I started to get a little turned on and noticed my nipples had become as hard as diamonds. I decided to give them something to tell their friends back home about. I was laying on a lounge, I raised my arms back and stretched my body as if I were just waking up, then as though I had an itch to scratch, I slid my hand down into my bikini bottoms and acted as if were scratching my pubic area for an itch. Then, I let my hand linger and I began masterbating gently whle arching muy back slightly. I did this for about four or five minutes till I came. I waited a few more minutes then collected my things and walked right by them, acknowledging them with a smaile as I left the beach. Now, I'm sure there are some out there who would not believe this really happened. But, it did. The beaches here are not coverd with people the way they are in other parts of the world and I was very careful to make sure that other than a few other men and women there were no children anywhere in sight. And yes, during it all I did pull the front of my bikini bottom down enough for them to get a VERY good look at some of my pubic hair, and to make sure they could see exactly where my finger was and what it was doing. It wasn't a very intense orgasm at all, but it DID served it's purpose. *W*

*KISS*

bondiguy

Jul 28 2006, 09:23 AM

QUOTE(Lynette @ Jul 28 2006, 09:10 AM)

Yesterday, I was on the beach (topless of course) when I noticed these two american tourist boys (about 18 yrs. old) who were probably here with their families staring at me. I'm guessing that back in bumfuck Idaho (or wherever they were from) they don't get a lot of half naked women lounging around. Anyway, I started to get a little turned on and noticed my nipples had become as hard as diamonds. I decided to give them something to tell their friends back home about. I was laying on a lounge, I raised my arms back and stretched my body as if I were just waking up, then as though I had an itch to scratch, I slid my hand down into my bikini bottoms and acted as if were scratching my pubic area for an itch. Then, I let my hand linger and I began masterbating gently whle arching muy back slightly. I did this for about four or five minutes till I came. I waited a few more minutes then collected my things and walked right by them, acknowledging them with a smaile as I left the beach. Now, I'm sure there are some out there who would not believe this really happened. But, it did. The beaches here are not coverd with people the way they are in other parts of the world and I was very careful to make sure that other than a few other men and women there were no children anywhere in sight. And yes, during it all I did pull the front of my bikini bottom down enough for them to get a VERY good look at some of my pubic hair, and to make sure they could see exactly where my finger was and what it was doing. It wasn't a very intense orgasm at all, but it DID served it's purpose. *W*

*KISS*

Gnappster

Jul 28 2006, 10:23 AM

QUOTE(Lynette @ Jul 28 2006, 07:10 AM)

Yesterday, I was on the beach (topless of course) when I noticed these two american tourist boys (about 18 yrs. old) who were probably here with their families staring at me. I'm guessing that back in bumfuck Idaho (or wherever they were from) they don't get a lot of half naked women lounging around. Anyway, I started to get a little turned on and noticed my nipples had become as hard as diamonds. I decided to give them something to tell their friends back home about. I was laying on a lounge, I raised my arms back and stretched my body as if I were just waking up, then as though I had an itch to scratch, I slid my hand down into my bikini bottoms and acted as if were scratching my pubic area for an itch. Then, I let my hand linger and I began masterbating gently whle arching muy back slightly. I did this for about four or five minutes till I came. I waited a few more minutes then collected my things and walked right by them, acknowledging them with a smaile as I left the beach. Now, I'm sure there are some out there who would not believe this really happened. But, it did. The beaches here are not coverd with people the way they are in other parts of the world and I was very careful to make sure that other than a few other men and women there were no children anywhere in sight. And yes, during it all I did pull the front of my bikini bottom down enough for them to get a VERY good look at some of my pubic hair, and to make sure they could see exactly where my finger was and what it was doing. It wasn't a very intense orgasm at all, but it DID served it's purpose. *W*

*KISS*

WOW

Unfortunately I've never seen that at any beach I've been to.

jman092

Jul 28 2006, 12:47 PM

QUOTE(Lynette @ Mar 30 2006, 10:49 AM)

Laying on the lounge in my back yard by the pool naked and masterbating in front of the high school boy that I know is watching me through the fence. I think he thinks I can't see him, but he's pretty obvious. The last time I did this, the man living in the house behind m was also watching through his upstairs window with a pair of field glasses. So, I guess I actually enjoy putting on a little show from time to time for the neighbors.

Great now I have to move

boanna

Jul 28 2006, 02:46 PM

QUOTE(jman092 @ Jul 28 2006, 10:47 AM)

Great now I have to move

who dug up this thread? wow, it was short lived. with the topic, i assumed this RMM crowd would have tons of stuff to say here!

my answer to this thread is...i cleaned the oil and air filters in my quad.

yea, its not really the answer u were looking for. thats why i gave it.

jokermuss

Jul 28 2006, 02:59 PM

I wouldn't call it "dirty", but it was the greatest 7 days of sex in my life.

Friday night had "good-bye/break-up" sex with a longtime girlfriend. She was moving away and it was time to move on.

Saturday night had lackluster sex with a girl I had a huge crush on while in college. The fantasy was better than the reality.

Thrusday night, had mind blowing sex with my eventual wife.

For a guy like me to have sex with 3 women in a week, it was a miracle

Blond Bombshell

Jul 28 2006, 03:05 PM

QUOTE(boanna @ Jul 28 2006, 02:46 PM)

who dug up this thread? wow, it was short lived. with the topic, i assumed this RMM crowd would have tons of stuff to say here!

my answer to this thread is...i cleaned the oil and air filters in my quad.

yea, its not really the answer u were looking for. thats why i gave it.

I dont know
but maybe this time it will last longer

Tell us something else BO!!!!!!!!

boanna

Jul 28 2006, 03:08 PM

QUOTE(Blond Bombshell @ Jul 28 2006, 01:05 PM)

I dont know
but maybe this time it will last longer
Tell us something else BO!!!!!!!!

i cant, i am suppossed to be packing for camping!!

i havent done anything dirty this week. sorry

Blond Bombshell

Jul 28 2006, 03:11 PM

QUOTE(boanna @ Jul 28 2006, 03:08 PM)

i cant, i am suppossed to be packing for camping!!

i havent done anything dirty this week. sorry

Me neither

Want to do something together?????????

Gnappster

Jul 28 2006, 03:26 PM

QUOTE(boanna @ Jul 28 2006, 12:46 PM)

who dug up this thread? wow, it was short lived. with the topic, i assumed this RMM crowd would have tons of stuff to say here!

my answer to this thread is...i cleaned the oil and air filters in my quad.

yea, its not really the answer u were looking for. thats why i gave it.

while naked?

Blond Bombshell

Jul 28 2006, 03:34 PM

QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jul 28 2006, 03:26 PM)

while naked?

She should do everything naked

bondiguy

Jul 28 2006, 05:27 PM

QUOTE(boanna @ Jul 28 2006, 02:46 PM)

who dug up this thread? wow, it was short lived. with the topic, i assumed this RMM crowd would have tons of stuff to say here!

my answer to this thread is...i cleaned the oil and air filters in my quad.

yea, its not really the answer u were looking for. thats why i gave it.

you dirty, dirty girl

LikesThemAll

Jul 28 2006, 06:12 PM

QUOTE(Lynette @ Jul 28 2006, 09:10 AM)

Yesterday, I was on the beach (topless of course) when I noticed these two american tourist boys (about 18 yrs. old) who were probably here with their families staring at me. I'm guessing that back in bumfuck Idaho (or wherever they were from) they don't get a lot of half naked women lounging around. Anyway, I started to get a little turned on and noticed my nipples had become as hard as diamonds. I decided to give them something to tell their friends back home about. I was laying on a lounge, I raised my arms back and stretched my body as if I were just waking up, then as though I had an itch to scratch, I slid my hand down into my bikini bottoms and acted as if were scratching my pubic area for an itch. Then, I let my hand linger and I began masterbating gently whle arching muy back slightly. I did this for about four or five minutes till I came. I waited a few more minutes then collected my things and walked right by them, acknowledging them with a smaile as I left the beach. Now, I'm sure there are some out there who would not believe this really happened. But, it did. The beaches here are not coverd with people the way they are in other parts of the world and I was very careful to make sure that other than a few other men and women there were no children anywhere in sight. And yes, during it all I did pull the front of my bikini bottom down enough for them to get a VERY good look at some of my pubic hair, and to make sure they could see exactly where my finger was and what it was doing. It wasn't a very intense orgasm at all, but it DID served it's purpose. *W*

*KISS*

you are truly an amazing woman Lynette

Lynette

Jul 30 2006, 11:08 PM

QUOTE(LikesThemAll @ Jul 28 2006, 06:12 PM)

you are truly an amazing woman Lynette

No, not really. Just hornier than the average woman I think. *SMILE*

belicked6924

Jul 30 2006, 11:30 PM

QUOTE(Lynette @ Jul 30 2006, 10:08 PM)

No, not really. Just hornier than the average woman I think. *SMILE*

That's what makes you amazing

mountainlust

Jul 31 2006, 12:09 AM

bondiguy

Jul 31 2006, 01:01 AM

QUOTE(mountainlust @ Jul 31 2006, 12:09 AM)

3 girls in less than 24 hours.

7pm-9pm

10am-3pm

5pm-6pm...

Rule of 3???

mountainlust

Jul 31 2006, 10:52 AM

belicked6924

Jul 31 2006, 06:19 PM

The dirtiest thing I've done in the last week was the dishes.

bondiguy

Aug 2 2006, 03:18 AM

QUOTE(mountainlust @ Jul 31 2006, 10:52 AM)

RUle of 3: However many women a man brags about having sex with divide it by 3 for the REAL number of women.... rule of 3

LikesThemAll

Aug 2 2006, 06:27 PM

QUOTE(belicked6924 @ Jul 30 2006, 11:30 PM)

That's what makes you amazing

couldn't have said it any better than that