I usually hear this while giving it to her doggy style.I find it funny

I was giving it to your woman doggy style last night and noticed nothing out of the ordinary


But really, it's inevitable at some points. As long as it's not coming out of her ass, it's coolio.

now that is just funny.. the dreaded pussy fart.. I have always found it as a great ice breaker ...goes something like this pussy fart... opps..sorry...oh thats okay...What was your name again?
just kidding fact of life plug em hard and long enough bound to happen

Well you dont have to worry about me going near your boyfriend,I want no part of the Queefs coming out of his ass.

I'll never forget the first time it happened when I was with this one girl I dated a while back. It kept happening the whole day. She felt she had to justify it. She kept saying, "it's just air." Too funny. I didn't really care what it was coming out of there, I just couldn't wait to keep pounding it back into her.

But that's over now. She is now married to an assistant pastor or something. I imagine she video tapes air coming out of her husband's ass while the head pastor is pounding away at it. Funny how things turn out... in the end.

luv2cubounce's high heels thread has a new contendor for worst ever thread.... this is not only sick and sigusting but it is fucking stupid!

"sigusting"? Talk about fucking stupid!

Bondi is correct...This thread is fucking stupid and "disgusting."

if u look down at your keyboard the S is right near the D u fucktard. I dont have the time to correct a little mistake like that, let alone create a thread decicated to farts coming from female genetalia!

Do not fuck with me because I am in no mood for retards like you



thank you

I'm with ya d26
but a pussy fart is just a fact of life am I right, or am I right

I don't discuss such things I mean I am not one easily embarrased or not up to par for talking about things but this is just one of those things I think most girls just dont care to bring up. It is not something enjoyable for us and fact of life or not still doesnt spark good memories ya know?? I am just thankful it happens ever so often and usually only one way so not an everyday fact of life.

Well, Mate, if you plan on being a smartass ease up on the monkey spanking so your fingers aren't cramping and you can hit the right keys so you dont look stupid yourself. Maybe I should create the same thread day after day but just change the girls name like you do. Don't fuck with you, or what? you send a kangaroo with boxing gloves after me? Go put another shrimp on the barbi kid.If you don't like the thread don't comment and it will die mate.

I think they are called Prawns in Aussie World.

Throw one on for me too I love shrimp

Experienced it twice with two different girls and we laughed both times. One time she laughed so hard it kept going for several seconds... hysterical, but i wouldn't be upset if it never happened again.

I did not laugh one bit I was mortified

I apolgise in advance to all the "good" Americans I know and have met but you sir are why the rest of the world HATES your country. You are ignorant and short sighted. Did you know there was a whole world outside of America? With good people and different ideas?

Show me where I resorted to racism or childish slander? Also, do not call me mate because I am not your mate. That is a privilage you have to earn.

Spanking the monkey? Show me a guy who doesn't do that you fucking idiot. I do not work in an office, I do not type everyday for a living. My typing skills are shit yes. Is that all you have to offend me with?

If you'll see one of Diane's replies this subject isn't something that females enjoy talking about. So if you are trying to get participation levels up you have alienated about half of the members here, if not more.

You want to know what I can do? I wasn't physically threatening you but as usual tough guys resort to violence even though I am thousands of miles away. What I will do is turn this place into a desert. Then, after I have done this, you can talk about pussy farts, smelly cunts and whatever else floats your boat.

Well bondiboy it was a threat you made. This leads me to believe that you are one of these internet pimple popping tough guys. Get on a banana boat and be a man and threaten me face to face(maybe play some "Men at Work",that would scare me).Who died and made you the conscience of RMM?You can't scare me physically so you threaten to make a desert out of this place?Oh Please.It seems this place is very important to you, I guess it is the only way to get a pretty woman to talk to you huh? If the ladies here prefer a guy like you then these are not the type of ladies that I want P.M.ing me anyway. Remember pal if you ever get up the courage and scratch up the scheckles or whatever the hell you call your money in that penal colony you call home and you happen to visit a real country,P.M. me and I will pick you up at the airport. I posted a sex related Post in Sex Talk,I broke no rules. If people do not like the subject then they wont comment in it. Only a bugwit would hate the topic but keep posting in it so it stays on the board. I'm no newbie. I have been here long enough to see your lame crap before. Oh bondiboy says the posts are repeating, Oh bondiboy doesn't like the subject, Oh Bondiboy hates Newbies. Maybe we should all be bondiboy clones and repeat the same topics just with another girls name next to it. It takes real brains to do that. I'd leave here because I can't stand you but I won't let a little punk like you win.If nobody talks to me so be it,I have a life outside of RMM unlike you.

Wadd,

As usual Americans consider violenence before anything else so i can see how you took what i said as a threat. Threaten you face to face? Please I have much better things to do with my time.

once again your slander towards Australia does not hurt me. Americans can weild out the usual "throw another shrimp on the barbie, convict colony, men at work" comments but you are so far off the mark I find it humourous.

Getting pretty ladies to talk to me? Funnily enough most of them approach me and the thing is I am engaged. I have a beautiful Fiancee that some members here have seen and can attest to so I do not need this place to get women. I have never and dont plan to ever meet anyone from here. It is fun, I have a laugh and thats the extent of what I take out of RMM.

I never said you broke any rules and never called you a "newbie". I just said this was a dumb topic. Everyone has an opinion and that was mine. Can't you handle people being different? You crap on about not being a clone but as soon as someone differs from your opinion you break out the Ignorant American within and show the rest of us how simple you really are.

Dude I could not care if you left or not. It matters to me little. You are a walking contradiction and I truely feel sorry for who you are.

Oh God please I want to note Johnny's Views about other countries and america are NOT SHARED BY ALL OF US AND I THINK THE BASH ON AUSTRAILIA WAS TOTALLY OUT OF LINE!!!!!!

I just wanted to say that because I really hate when "my people" act like our country is the God Country of the world.



Also I have seen Bondi's Fiance' and yes she is a hottie pretty face and body.

Fucking americans

Precisly why I apoligised in advance for insulting anyone. Most of the people I have met and become friends with online are Americans. Also, living in a high traffic tourist area such as Bondi Beach I come across Americans on a daily basis and most of them are cool. I have even had one guy stay at my joint for a few days a year or 2 back.

There are however people like Wadd, who seem to have the most exposure, and hence that is why large pockets of the world have taken an Anti American stance. its his ignorant and superior attitude that ruins it for everyone.

I am surprised he didn't tease my pet Kangaroo or the Crocodile that swims in the pool next door!

Ditto!!! I can't stand patriotic ignorance!!! I am proud of who I am and where I am from, but I also am proud of the fact that I can respect others' pride in who they are and where they are from.

Well, ditto up to the fiancé part. I never have seen her

in all fairness, bondi did kind of resort to the same tactics. Stating american's consider violence first. That is am overused stereotype.

And since when did this place become a dating site?
If you come here to meet women, you're in the wrong site.
You might like some of the women here, but I don't think this place was created for matchmaking. Though I guess it could happen.

I hear you Bondi and I saw you put the disclaimer up first so I knew you werent talking about all of us. It is just this Americans are superior than all attitude that about HALF my country has makes me really embarrased and ashamed to be here and why I think I will end up retiring somewhere else it only seems to be getting worse as time goes by.

You have a pet kangaroo?? [attachmentid=16003]

Well screw you our Date is now off.

I resorted only to those tactics after some racist remarks about the wealth of my nation, a kangaroo joke and some other racist slander. It is fighting fire with fire



I hear Sydney is great this time of year

It's funny because Aussies are one of very few places left that still like the yanks, both politcally and socially, although it is waivering with the whole Iraq thing and general superiority behaviour

Yup! haha, thats me.... im the white guy!

officially one of the worst movies ever made haha

btw Vlad, not sure who it was directed to but I have NEVER lookep upon RMM as a matchmaking/date site. If you read the very first post in my 411 thread I stated so even way back then.

I have a Fiancee who I love deeply and this place is all about a laugh and a good time 4 me

I am serious I am gonna look into it wouldnt be real soon but hard to find a spot where being american I would be accepted . Ugh I just get so sick of our politics here and the superior attutiude we have. I was gonna move to canada but to cold . After hearing aobut the vacation times and seeing the beach pics and stuff hell who wouldn't want to live in Aussie land.

I dont even know the sterotypical remarks about your country I didnt feel like googling the words Johnny was using on some of the attatcks.

Couldn't get through the trailer myself. You could tell it would be a horrible film just from that alone.

I was just trying to break some of the tension around here, that's all.

ANother one the kids have but I havent seen

Let's hear it for guys who are engaged but still can have a good time here.

How about them pussy farts?......Eh!

Round 2. Ding, ding

The US and it's economy has been good to my family. However, I do not agree with the current political situation here and have wondered several times what life would be like if I skipped to a country with a more amicable foreign policy. I guess this kind of situaion is inevitable with a country so large and wealthy as the US...it happened to the Roman Empire...i have a feeling that it will happen to the US one day...

Who knew pussy farts would turn politicial?!

haha thanks mate!



Buck.... lucky I know you are fucking with me! haha

You see wadd how people can have a joke and call me mate with mutual respect?

I am willing to admit that it is a stupid topic. Sometimes they work and sometimes they dont. You want to come to a thread I start and instead of it being forgotten in 5 minutes because nobody likes it, all of a sudden everyone is posting how "fucking stupid"it is, turning it personal in this thread and their own. I believe someone even spoke disrespectful of my fiance in this thread. I've been here since January. I try to be respectful to the ladies, even if I dislike someone I don't leave nasty remarks in ratings and I don't pester the ladies. If someone is going to call me out I will step up, it has nothing to do with what country I come from its about being a man. I don't open my mouth unless I'm willing to knock on your front door tomorrow and have a chat with you. You wanna pay me a visit and chat with me, P.M. me and I'll meet you somewhere.A dislike of a thread went from "this is fucking stupid" to a threat. IMHO this is really stupid pushing me to the next level over bullshit. I am not going to hang around a place where I am not wanted. just stop responding with more digs at me and I will disapear.You want to keep posting this thread stinks go right ahead .You want to attack me thats a different story.

I knew I should have said it, I havent made you bang your head into the wall lately.

Wadd,

My friend I am sure that you don't know if you are coming or going. Read the above quote! I originally called this thread stupid and sick and that is all. I only started attacking back once you got your back up. I made it personal after you attacked my nation and went on with your dribble.

I never once spoke ill of your fiancee, I didn't even know you had one.

Am i really going to travel to the states to have a chat with you over a thread? Get serious.

I am not trying to rally people against you. I only was calling it how I saw it, and then sticking up for myself and my nation once you started your slander. If you want to go.... then go, I dont care. If you want to stay, do so.... again I do not care. One thing though if you do stay prepare to hear comments that differ from yours and prepare to have people stick up for themselves

Ok I am gonna reply to this part of your post Johnny cause I have went rounds with you about this and it is the reason you and I no longer speak

" I believe someone even spoke disrespectful of my fiance in this thread"

If you notice most of this board centers around pics and smartass wit. It is what makes this board fun for most of us here. we like to burn eachother in a fun way and make smartass remarks and we dish it out and we take it.

I tried this with you cause I sensed you saw that is what I was like and I got my ass reamed by you about how wrong I was when I sat here and welcomed you to the board and chatted with you and tried to get you to open up more adn stuff since I was a newbie as well you were totally nice to me than ban went physco on me cause of a post where I was fucking joking around in Imagonsgirl thread. In fact I think it was liek the third time you had went ape shit on me for something like that.

If you look around the board and see that it is filled with pics of tits and they offend you than obviously this isnt the place for you and if you come here and see there is this sort of unwritten burn rule arouind here and all in good fun and it isnt your thing than again why bother??

As far as being a man and not about the country you made it very much about the country and for people like me its disgusting. I love to learn about other places and cultures and stuff and it is embarrasing to have someone bash other countries **this isnt the first time** because they think our country is the great and powerful america that outranks any other country. I mean come one United states has been established how many years comparred to the rest of the world?? There is nothing that makes us better than other free countries.

Round 3. ding, ding

I've been reading this thread and I have to say that somepeople went to far in their comments. Johnny,we don't know eachother but I have to say that in my eyes you did start it. Now with that said let's get back to why all of us come here to begin with....melons!!! and to talk with people that we would never meet.
I have one more thing to say...Diane how about you put one of your great pics on this thread?

Ok Ok if you insist

Ok I know I'm a newbie here so this could be playing with fire but here it goes.

1) No one here has to earn anyone else respect

2) Anyone can see the topic is about pussy farts so if you think it's dumb ignore it

3) Threatning to beat someone us is idiotic.

4)Saying I'm fighting fire with fire is the same thing as saying "well he started it." What, are we in high school?

5) To say this thread is sick, disgusting and FUCKING stupid comes accross as being a jerk not just expressing your oppinion.

6) pussy farts are an occasional, embarassing, annoying part of sex. At least they don't smell.

I am American and I want to kick someones ass and right now dammitt!!!

I was laughing and had a pussy fart!!

I heard it, too! It was as loud as the "New Madrid Earthquake of 1812. " (put that into Google) WOW! Allme, You 'da woman!

Which one is yours Bondi, I hope I made you laugh at least. In my search on Australia I saw this and thought of your comment.