This is the short version for everyone who doesn't want to write a whole story on their first time. Anyway, after reading Lynettes', who can follow that? I'll assume she's down for enjoyable, but what about the rest of you?

I am on bondi allert

Granted I am drunk.... but what does this mean?

I was a late bloomer and my sis in laws sister took pity on me and de flowered me one evening. I had always wanted to have sex with her so it was liek a bonus

that is a bee's dick away from incest!

Damn, it said click all that apply but would only accept one choice. I guess it isn't a Republican voting machine. "Vote early, vote often!"

It was enjoyable for ME anyway.

I didn't know that's how it worked. I guess pick the one that comes the closest. If you're on the fence between "Don't know" and "Still a virgin" ,I want to hear the story.

Where's the option "IT SUCKED"???

That would be #3, but the question is, Did the guy enjoy it?

Who gives a shit if he enjoyed it? He sucked!!!

I was watching for when you came and saw a double post just one with a poll but you were drunk and didn't notice so all are safe

Im still a virgin

Oh I did notice but being a poll I granted some slack!

Awwww so add a pole and all is cool

people's 1 chance has been taken!

create a duplicate poll at your own peril!

Yikes I have the wrong pole on my mind. Sorry still thinking of my next mothers day present:P

Meant POLL

I knew what u meant...


mothers day

Yes for mothers day **an excuse for me to shop for myself** I am gonna buy a stripper pole

I considered adding the poll to the existing thread, but that seemed like hi-jacking someone else's topic/thread. I also considered doing a seperate Male/Female poll so we could compare between the sexes. But I was too lazy, so this is what I did instead.

If only he had...instead I did all the sucking!!

and who said the british werent generous?

I'll bet if you asked him, he had a grand old time and probably thinks you did too. Another way too look at it is that he was so excited by you that he couldn't hold back.

i'm still a virgin to!

Yeah, Right!

Not according to my imagination. You should see the sexy things your body can do

if only that were true.... I'd kill to be the 1st!

i would have to say my first time was great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I thought that since there are so many new members who havn't taken my poll, I'd bring a topic back that hasn't been seen in a couple of months. Obviously, if you've taken the poll, even under a different name, you should hold out this round. If you havn't, here's you chance to tell us about your first time. Voting is good, voting and details are better, voting, details, and if you happened to catch it on video is best.

First BJ sucked....no pun intended.....we were 12, she had braces, need I go on ....I did fingerbang the hell out of her though







Fucking, same girl, same thing, I was so nervous I didn't even cum, I went home and fucked my pillow....everyone---------> <-----------me

At least your honest ... I admire that

well at least yer honest

My first time wasnt bad , I was 17 and it was with the girl of my dreams , but what a let down , she had a ton of experience maybe 18 guys or so at age 18 , her working parts were slightly wore so to speak , I lasted about 5 minutes but stayed up for the job and kept after it and had my first double orgasm .. the only really good thing was , she told several of her friends about it and before the summer was over I had allot of experience .........

my first BJ was from a drunk girl who I had just met , and she needed a ride home she said shed pay me with a bj , well when I came she puked right in my lap . GO ahead guys laugh its funny to me now after 23 yrs but then I thought i WAS GONNA DIE ..

My first time was bad! Aboutg 2 minutes into it her Mom walked in the room and caught us, I pushed off with my arms and when I landed on the bed next to her I realized what part of my body stuck out the most as it slamed into the bed. I swear it had to take five minutes to get dressed and out the door as I listened to the mom yelling repeadily "Why where you fucking my daughter?"

I thought you would have some story of when you were a pizza delivery boy and had to deliver to a pajama party

DId you at least call her Puke-ahontis?

wow I always worried about getti ng caught by a mom or more so dad .

I was dating this girl about 2 monthes after I had lost my virginity , and I always had to go to her house , her parents wouldnt let her go out allot but they pretty much left us alone , one night she walked me out to the truck and I had her bent over leaning on the seat with the door to the truck open pouring it to her when her dad walks out of the house and Says ( when your done get in the house ) and that was all that was ever said about it ......

heh, look at my age holms


oh man, at least you came

Well, at least you finished.

Bob... always seeing the positives!

i would like to call bullshit on the 10% that chose still a virgin!

I like the cut of your jib...

I can't believe evade voted 5 times

yeah, it's gotta be WAY higher haha


HEY-OH!


"Well, it's clear you've been falsely accused. Because no one, anywhere, ever, would pretend to be a 44-year-old virgin."

spotted!

I was wondering that myself, but why would anyone feel the need to lie? Maybe they were refering to a "Born-again" virgin, which is like a non-virgin starting over again at zero. In other words, bullshit.

Or it could be Bondi's soon-to-be 12 year old girlfriends.

My first was before you were born!

At least none of mine were sheep!










Oh, that;s right, only Kiwi's do sheep....

My first sexual experience was in my junior year of high school. There was this girl who I had been friends with for a long time...always thought she was hot, but just never acted on it. Then one day more or less as a "joke" and to see if I could get away with it, I just reached out and grabbed hold of her tits right through her shirt. I just laughed and said...sorry...there were there and I always wanted to do that. She told me to stop by her place after school so of course I did.

At first we just talked and she said she always found me "cute" but thought since we were friends, it would have messed stuff had she told me that. I told her I felt the same way and eventually we started kissing and kinda stroking each other through our clothes. finally she took off her shirt to show me the prize and I immediately begain fondling and kissing her breasts while she unzipped my pants and starting playing with my dick.

She told me she was horny, but did not want to have sex because she was "saving herself" for marriage...I was hard, she was hot...so I said...ok how about you suck it instead. At first she was hesitant...saying no...she'd just stroke it off instead. It was better than nothing and I was horny so I figured what the hell..thankfully curiousity got the better of her. It was not too long that she hiked up her skirt so I could play with her tight little pussy. Then she asked me if I ever tasted one...and I said no...but I'd love to see what it tastes like. She told me I could and I said...only if you taste mine too. She hesitated and said "what if I don't like it" and I said...well if you want me to lick yours...you need to lick mine. She said ok...so I dug in to get my first taste of pussy. It was like candy on my tongue...and the more I licked it, the more she sucked on me. She could tell the excitement was getting to me and I would not be able to hold it for long so she stopped and said "you just can't cum in my mouth". At that point, I didn't care so I said "yeah...ok"...but it was not long before I lost it...she pulled me out of her mouth and aimed me at her tits...but neither of us were prepared for what was about to happen. I came on her tits, but I also splattered way up into her hair, on her face, on her chin and her neck. At first she was mad, but then she licked a small drop off her lips. She smiled and said she liked it, then proceeded to lick off the rest of what she could reach with her tongue then she told me I better go before her parents came home.

I went home with her several more times after that and each time, I got the blowjob of my life now that she was hooked on the taste, it was easy to get her to suck me off...but thats as far as it ever went. I always wanted to be her first and really fuck her...but she would never let me. Always said she was saving herself for marriage. She never made it...a year later, she started dating some "skater dude" and got knocked up...she moved away and drifted outta sight. I still wonder what it would have been like to have been her first...but I gotta be greatful for the memories of some of the best freaking head I have ever had in my life

Technically if you haven't had sex for over a year you once again become a virgin (of sorts)... guess that counts for you and pay!

Sheep joke = New Zealanders. You could of said Dingo, Kangaroo etc