meant to take a little swig of Makers Mark (whiskey) and instead I ended with a giant open throat chug, the shit is 90 proof and I' have the tolerance of the Virgin mary's anus for ass fucking (none).

So I'm gonna go beat off to all you girls (not really) and I thought I'd make this my (shitty) contribution to the "Sex Talk" (like any other section here) category.

haha, and you are expecting an update tonight?

Good times.....

Makers is the shit!

Pussy...........

Makers is a quality product... i used to sell the stuff

I was SURE this was gonna be a puppet thread lol.

Piss drunk alone and a boner.......


yeah I been there man........




***SLAP!!!!! Dude you LIVE there!!***

Oh we all know the real reason you started this site was for fresh wank off material. Letting other guys see it is only a cover for you being a creeper.

an update???


I wonder how ur hangover is today?

pssst. I think he updates the main page each day.

there is a main page

my current situation qualifies me for 2 out of 3 adjectives of this thread... the abundance of alcohol in my bloodstream would complete the trifecta...

Damnit, i'm horny...

I'm never NOT horny.

Neither am I...but there are those times when you just really need it and you feel like you're gonna spontaneously combust if you don't...

that's how I am right now...

I was never horny for like 5 years I got a lot of time to make up for damnit. It has made me a snotty angry woman.

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Why , oh why, are the fates never in my corner???? I am horny as hell , usually all the time, and always with a woman who is Rarely , if ever, horny!!!!

Sigh. Guess it is must me and Rosey and her five sisters!

Thanks ladies for helping me along!!

I doesn't take much for my man to get me horny. Kiss me the right way, grope my breasts a little or he'll just come down the stairs in this black shirt he has and I'm good to go!