alright... i've been watching this site for quite a while now and felt like the time was right for me to join in and tell things like they are... some of you might agree with me, some might think i'm full of shit... either way, i'm going to tell it like it is...

And when are you going to do this????

jesus where did this come from???

ummm welcome to the boards....

Ummm, welcome. Waiting to find out how things are though.

Which hemisphere does he come from?

How can you tell he's 18? He thinks he's the shit.

ur crazy hemisphere!

check that again natalie... i'm 28

...and i don't think i'm the shit... just that i'm about as objective a person as you're going to have around here

Might have known!

We don't need objective, just someone here for a good time, not judgment especially since no one asked. Sorry about the age mistake though.

Alrighty, then........

It said 18 when I looked at it. Besides that I can go change mine to say I'm 58. Doesn't mean that I'm actually 58. Objective? Who comes into a site filled with beautiful women and starts shit right off the bat? Sit back enjoy the beauty of these women and take it easy on the coronaries.

i swore it said 18 too. thanks for the back up, shut the f up and look at the tits, i mean really!

mmmm boobs

exactly

with this, i could not agree more... the problem, though, is that there is so much other stuff that it gets to be unwieldy to wade through all of it... i mean, come on, answer me this honestly... if you take a day off and then want to read through all of the new posts, how long will it take you to do it? isn't this time that could be better spent admiring the attractive women on here instead of wading though topics that shouldn't exist in the first place b/c they ALREADY EXIST in another thread?

(speaking of which... there's a whole other problem of people blatantly fawning over each and every woman on here... i can't believe some people have a total lack of "standards"... but seeing as how people have different taste, i'm not going to speak poorly about any of the women...)

That's a very intelligent comment. Now I'm going to throw a few things out there just some friendly advice. There is the "view new posts" link at the top of the page that displays only the topics that aren't marked read for you. There is also a place in "my controls" where you can pretty much control everything that you see from ignoring users to subsribing to certain forums and threads only. Many have complained about the duplicate threads (myself being one of them) but they keep reappearing. On this my only advice would be to be halfhearted about it or try to ignore it, eventually those threads fall off and you don't see them any longer. Now as gentleman should do, let's enjoy the abundance of and that these beautiful women have blessed our beloved RMM with.

awesome, and I'm going to tell you like it is too.

You are a pretentious dipshit who came here with the sole purpose to cause trouble, and your holier-than-thou opinions don't really impress anyone.

Now, look at the tits, enjoy, and quit bitching...or we'll all just use you for a source of entertainment. Either way I don't think the rest of us care.

Oh yes, and by the way, Mr. Brain. You have a shift key for a reason. Try using it sometime. That shit annoys me, and that's how it is.

You know.....I think Im REALLY going to like you ALOT Natalie.......


now....show me some boobies baby?

OWNED MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!

*sits back and watches shit hitting fan*

I agree with the lack of standards it would appear they let any jackass with an email addy post these days.


I would bet 18/19 tops. But hey I look at it this way, if you stick around I will have fun with you, about time a useless jackass like you made it to these boards so I could brush up on my skills.

Only in America! GOD we live in a great country!!!

roflmao
Keep him on the ropes ladies! i know we guys couldn't do it as well! Sic em

Fuck Diane you nailed it!!!

I know it is wrong but I really do get a great high in fucking with jackass's like this. THe goal is to get them to run home to mommy sucking there thumb cowering in the corner

I think it's more fun thinking about them squirming in their chair thinking about what to say next, and thinking.....and thinking....and thinking.....


...in my experience after a time or two they suddenly disappear.

The big boys can usually last a bit longer before they go running home to mommy. We will see which he is

~watches~

**hopes she is around to play when the jackass returns**

This is some good popcorn

Damn, and I thought I was doing a descent job of rescining his ass. Diane and Girlie

No No No belicked your job is to be playing with my ass

We need more and

Damn typos, that's supposed to be rescinding*

I hate to double post, wait maybe I should create a new thread about it, well I'm too lazy to do that now. Anyways I know it's your ass that I should be playing with

new video title: "Diane and Belicked Polish Each Others Tools"

Casting in progress

Are there any positions for any extras?

Casting in progress?? Ummm seems we already have the stars.

You are the tool supplier

bring it...

nothing i have said so far has been false... and if anyone wants to get into a battle of wit and words, i am more than up for it... it really is rather ironic how some of the people around here claim that someone who sets forth criticism has neither the mental nor creative fortitude to keep up around here... and yet when someone offers criticism, the first thing someone does is attack the size of his dick... yeah, that's clever

Momma always said never to have a battle of wits with an unarmed man.


Sweety this is where you need to be schooled, first of all to say nothing you have said has been false would mean that any statement you make is a fact. Any person with have a brain that functions would know that opinions are not facts there are opinions. That lesson was free but I might charge for future lessons.

As far as joejr. if you take something as an attack on it that is your own insecurity not mine

Im a tad confused was this part pertaining to my post in the cock thread AFTER you posted this

(don't worry... this is going to be my only post in this thread b/c i can assure you that i am never going to revisit it)

oh and
"Bring it"

Please step away from the cheeleading movies.

first of all, i have no idea what you posted in the cock thread... for all the times people tell me to read things more carefully... if you would have read my post there (in fact, you copied it, so you won't even have to go back), i said i am never going to revisit that thread...

secondly, my comment about people attacking the size of a guy's cock doesn't necessarily pertain to you (although, if you made such a comment in the cock thread, it might... but again, i wouldn't know)... i said if ANYONE wants to get into a battle of wits, i would... then i noted how it's ironic how PEOPLE think you're dim-witted for offering criticism then they "bash" you by saying you have a small cock (or, if you want... saying you're a pre-op)... that comment was directed to everyone that is guilty of it, not you specifically.

thirdly... yes, i said "bring it"... sorry, i thought i would keep it simple... you know, wouldn't want you to be a "tad confused"

LMFAO man you have a lot to learn.



Well being that you quoted my post in that reply one is inclined to think that is in fact the person you are talking about.

As far as the operation, if had nothing to do with the size of your dick or lack there of

Is it really worth all of this? This is alot like "chumming" the water for sharks.

It makes for good entertainment when bored

But I rather chum your waters so moving on

Where's jrock when you need him? I bet he'd have some choice words for joe (can't remember his name).......uh, joe....whatever kind of ass he is.

damn the shit has hit the fan and its spraying across the room

jesus. so i was talking to bondi today. i leave for a couple weeks and all hell breaks loose around here? well i can't say that i necessarily agree with this guy's methods

but you know what, after reading the content of his posts, i would like to throw my support behind his comments

the double/multiple thread thing is (was) really fucking annoying. the "not following what few rules there actually are" thing was also really fucking annoying. and it's actually kind of frightening how fast people decide to bitch-slap the newbies (although i probably would have done the exact same thing, lol)

ok, don't everyone get all that excited, i'm not really coming back. this was just too juicy to not look and see what was going on. keep partying everyone. oh, and show me your tits! (that's not directed at any woman in particular... i just like tits )

later bitches!