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penelope
Hi guys and gals, figured it was time I did this, so here goes.....

I am 28 and from England
I am happily married to a guy of 43 (maturity and experience!!!!!), and have a beautiful little boy of 4.
We are doing this as a bit of fun, and sticking around as its such a nice site, friendly non harassing atmosphere! 2thumbs.gif 2thumbs.gif

Now the interesting bits:

I am an all natural 30GG bust and perfect hour glass figure (no waist but plenty of hips and tit!!).
I love dancing, and am a trained belly dancer.
I love motorbikes, and have my own classic Triumph, (and plenty of leather gear!!)

Well, thats enough for now, anything you want to know, ask away.......
Gnappster
how tall are u?
penelope
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Feb 17 2006, 05:27 PM)
how tall are u?
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A very innocuous question! Are you lulling me into a false sense of security??!!?
With heels about 5'6'', and I rarely don't wear heels!!
Without heels I'm afraid I'm a mere 5'3'' sad.gif
Gnappster
QUOTE(penelope @ Feb 17 2006, 03:39 PM)
A very innocuous question! Are you lulling me into a false sense of security??!!?
With heels about 5'6'', and I rarely don't wear heels!!
Without heels I'm afraid I'm a mere 5'3''  sad.gif
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LOL, yes I ask just these sorts of questions while slipping the roofies into the drink wink.gif

actually i was just curious and felt that opening with "Do you take it up the pooper?" as a bit much for an ice breaker.















so....uhh, do you? ph34r.gif
evade20
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Feb 17 2006, 05:45 PM)
LOL, yes I ask just these sorts of questions while slipping the roofies into the drink  wink.gif

actually i was just curious and felt that opening with "Do you take it up the pooper?" as a bit much for an ice breaker.
so....uhh, do you?  ph34r.gif
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Jees Gnappy...she just introduces herself and your getting personal! How crude. I'm giving you the Northern hemisphere Bondi award. laughing-smiley-017.gif laughing-smiley-017.gif 2thumbs.gif

Penelope, How about some pics in your leathers...half on, half off, on your bike or what ever. popc1.gif
penelope
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Feb 17 2006, 05:45 PM)
LOL, yes I ask just these sorts of questions while slipping the roofies into the drink  wink.gif

actually i was just curious and felt that opening with "Do you take it up the pooper?" as a bit much for an ice breaker.
so....uhh, do you?  ph34r.gif
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blink.gif I'll not answer that one and just let your imagination run with it!!!!
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penelope
QUOTE(evade20 @ Feb 17 2006, 05:53 PM)
Jees Gnappy...she just introduces herself and your getting personal! How crude.  I'm giving you the Northern hemisphere Bondi award. laughing-smiley-017.gif  laughing-smiley-017.gif  2thumbs.gif  

Penelope,  How about some pics in your leathers...half on, half off, on your bike or what ever. popc1.gif
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2thumbs.gif Happy to oblige as soon as the bikes back from the garage, will get the husband onto the 'leathers' pictures though!!! 08.gif
evade20
QUOTE(penelope @ Feb 17 2006, 05:56 PM)
2thumbs.gif Happy to oblige as soon as the bikes back from the garage, will get the husband onto the 'leathers' pictures though!!! 08.gif
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Bend him over the bike and make him behave! action-smiley-047.gif laughing-smiley-014.gif
penelope
QUOTE(evade20 @ Feb 17 2006, 06:00 PM)
Bend him over the bike and make him behave! action-smiley-047.gif  laughing-smiley-014.gif
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2thumbs.gif Now theres a thought!! Sure he'd enjoy that!!!!! smilio12.gif
diane26
You are a wonderful addition to the board glad you are here and love the hourglass figure.
hott1976
QUOTE(penelope @ Feb 17 2006, 05:25 PM)
Hi guys and gals, figured it was time I did this, so here goes.....

I am 28 and from England
I am happily married to a guy of 43 (maturity and experience!!!!!), and have a beautiful little boy of 4.
We are doing this as a bit of fun, and sticking around as its such a nice site, friendly non harassing atmosphere! 2thumbs.gif  2thumbs.gif

Now the interesting bits:

I am an all natural 30GG bust and perfect hour glass figure (no waist but plenty of hips and tit!!).
I love dancing, and am a trained belly dancer.
I love motorbikes, and have my own classic Triumph, (and plenty of leather gear!!)

Well, thats enough for now, anything you want to know, ask away.......
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does your hubby check out the pics of hot gals on here? And Is that something you both are into?
actarus
QUOTE(penelope @ Feb 17 2006, 05:25 PM)
I am an all natural 30GG bust and perfect hour glass figure (no waist but plenty of hips and tit!!).


Oh, u don't know how it sounds good... tongue.gif

Do you like to show your body only here, or u usually like in your life to have all eyes on you, then u use to wear often some sexy clothes?
penelope
QUOTE(hott1976 @ Feb 17 2006, 09:12 PM)
does your hubby check out the pics of hot gals on here?  And Is that something you both are into?
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We both like to have a look, him on a wow look at those boobies, cor, that turns me on etc typical bloke looking thing, me I like to look and see other women, but its more in an appreciative way, if that makes sense?!? coz.gif

By the way he has just told me to tell you he thinks your piccies are 22.gif !! Thinks you have one very hot body! And I have to agree, you definitely got it going on girl! 2thumbs.gif
penelope
QUOTE(actarus @ Feb 18 2006, 05:53 AM)
Oh, u don't know how it sounds good...  tongue.gif

Do you like to show your body only here, or u usually like in your life to have all eyes on you, then u use to wear often some sexy clothes?
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I know I look pretty good, so happy to wear clothes that show it!! My favourite item at the moment is a proper corset, which really lets me show off my assets!!! 2thumbs.gif
actarus
QUOTE(penelope @ Feb 18 2006, 11:31 AM)
I know I look pretty good, so happy to wear clothes that show it!! My favourite item at the moment is a proper corset, which really lets me show off my assets!!! 2thumbs.gif
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Now I have to ask you to show yourself in here with that proper corset, then... wink.gif
evade20
QUOTE(actarus @ Feb 18 2006, 11:37 AM)
Now I have to ask you to show yourself in here with that proper corset, then... wink.gif
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evade20
QUOTE(evade20 @ Feb 18 2006, 04:35 PM)
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And I'm still waiting for your new vid. popc1.gif love-smiley-085.gif
penelope
QUOTE(evade20 @ Feb 20 2006, 02:49 PM)
And I'm still waiting for your new vid. popc1.gif  love-smiley-085.gif
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blink.gif Having technical problems!!! Apparently its too big! (think its talking about my boobs??!!?) will perservere and keep trying, anyone with any ideas let me know!! coz.gif
evade20
QUOTE(penelope @ Feb 20 2006, 03:28 PM)
blink.gif Having technical problems!!! Apparently its too big! (think its talking about my boobs??!!?) will perservere and keep trying, anyone with any ideas let me know!!  coz.gif
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No...Never. Your lovely Melons are not too big. love-smiley-085.gif love-smiley-085.gif love-smiley-085.gif 08.gif

Maybe we need two episodes.... laughing-smiley-014.gif laughing-smiley-014.gif laughing-smiley-014.gif
actarus
QUOTE(penelope @ Feb 20 2006, 03:28 PM)
blink.gif Having technical problems!!! Apparently its too big! (think its talking about my boobs??!!?) will perservere and keep trying, anyone with any ideas let me know!!  coz.gif
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Finally we saw it.
Yeah, you were right: your boobs are too big, that's the reason of tech problems tongue.gif

When the pic with corset? wink.gif
evade20
QUOTE(evade20 @ Feb 20 2006, 03:36 PM)
No...Never.  Your lovely Melons are not too big. love-smiley-085.gif    08.gif

Maybe we need two episodes....
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Trying to wait patiently for "Penelope III, the sequel"

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evade20
QUOTE(evade20 @ Feb 23 2006, 02:56 PM)
Trying to wait patiently for "Penelope III, the sequel"

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Just a little more begging for Penelope, III, before Bondi catches up with me and beats my ass. laughing-smiley-017.gif Hail.gif Hail.gif Hail.gif
evade20
QUOTE(evade20 @ Feb 24 2006, 01:51 AM)
Just a little more begging for Penelope, III, before Bondi catches up with me and beats my ass.    Hail.gif  Hail.gif  Hail.gif
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And more!!! Hail.gif Hail.gif Hail.gif Hail.gif wub.gif
penelope
QUOTE(evade20 @ Feb 25 2006, 07:00 AM)
And more!!! Hail.gif  Hail.gif  Hail.gif  Hail.gif  love-smiley-052.gif
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Now that is class!!! Got to go out now, but will have something for you later!!!
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evade20
QUOTE(penelope @ Feb 25 2006, 07:50 AM)
Now that is class!!! Got to go out now, but will have something for you later!!!
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Glad you liked it. I hope your hubby honors you with real ones once in a while. tongue.gif
luv2cubounce
how did you and hubby meet??
did he spot your big boobs and say to himself,"man i have to meet her"??
Do you do 3 somes if so i know what the next message will be from many a man and woman!!
tell us what you like about having a big rack................
and thanks for sharing 2thumbs.gif 2thumbs.gif
penelope
QUOTE(luv2cubounce @ Mar 1 2006, 11:01 PM)
how did you and hubby meet??
did he spot your big boobs and say to himself,"man i have to meet her"??
Do you do 3 somes if so i know what the next message will be from many a man and woman!!
tell us what you like about having a big rack................
and thanks for sharing 2thumbs.gif  2thumbs.gif
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We met when he did some building work for my parents, then he went away and organised meeting me, but without me knowing he was planning it! Very sweet!
He did'nt even see my boobs for ages, it was a cold winter so I was all wrapped up!!! (he did rather take a shine to the fact I love wearing boots though!)
Not into the 3some thing, sorry if thats destroyed some fantasies!!!!
As for what I like..... EVERY woman I meet says she wishes she had boobs like mine, and every bloke wishes their other halves had boobs like mine!!! And I can make most clothes look damn hot with these puppies! 2thumbs.gif
luv2cubounce
so who do you support?????

What music do you like??

how often do you belly dance, do you get paid?????
its along weekend in oz so see ya tuesday,going to the beach,and a beer festival sunday in fremantle!!!!!!!! so should see some sights???
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penelope
QUOTE(luv2cubounce @ Mar 3 2006, 12:08 AM)
so who do you support?????

What music do you like??

how often do you belly dance, do you get paid?????
its along weekend in oz so see ya tuesday,going to the beach,and a beer festival sunday in fremantle!!!!!!!! so should see some sights???
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support at what?!?!? Footy then its England of course!, roll on the World Cup!
Don't get paid for the belly dancing, have just done it for Charity and carnivals etc although I have'nt done very much lately - too busy!
Music - pretty much most stuff with a good beat and tune! From 50's to present, rock, pop, soul. Not into rap, garage and that kind of thing, there all beat and nothing else.
Sounds like your in for a great weekend, enjoy! love-smiley-077.gif
closeup
Penny has been spreading her sexy pictures all over the place. Time to show her thread some love. (Now let me down off the ceiling, I typed what you told me to) tongue.gif
natalie
Penelope, I have a friend going to England and he asked if I wanted him to bring anything back. Since he can't bring you is there anything you recommend? I don't know much about England. confused-smiley-013.gif confused-smiley-013.gif confused-smiley-013.gif
penelope
QUOTE(natalie @ Mar 4 2006, 02:37 PM)
Penelope, I have a friend going to England and he asked if I wanted him to bring anything back. Since he can't bring you is there anything you recommend? I don't know much about England. confused-smiley-013.gif  confused-smiley-013.gif  confused-smiley-013.gif
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Gosh thats a tricky one!!!
Have just tried, but can't fit in my suitcase, so the me idea is out the window.
It depends where in England he's going! I'd say he needs to visit one of the two very important high street shops that we have: Anne Summers (lingerie and sexy toys) or Thorntons (gorgeous chocolate)!
If Ann Summers, well he can't go wrong in there! If Thorntons, they do the MOST delicious champagne chocolate truffles!
Let me know where he's heading and I can come up with some more ideas.
The other thing I could suggest is he pick up some copies of our magazines, we've got a couple of lads mags at the moment that cover the two important male past times: Boobs and football, very well! Nuts and Zoo (thats the names of the mags)
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penelope
QUOTE(closeup @ Mar 4 2006, 01:37 PM)
Penny has been spreading her sexy pictures all over the place. Time to show her thread some love. (Now let me down off the ceiling, I typed what you told me to) tongue.gif
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Spoil sport, I was enjoying that! (lets Close down form the ceiling)
Have'nt had much time without kids about this week, but will be on the case soon I promise! love-smiley-077.gif love-smiley-077.gif
natalie
QUOTE(penelope @ Mar 4 2006, 02:51 PM)
Gosh thats a tricky one!!!
Have just tried, but can't fit in my suitcase, so the me idea is out the window.
It depends where in England he's going! I'd say he needs to visit one of the two very important high street shops that we have: Anne Summers (lingerie and sexy toys) or Thorntons (gorgeous chocolate)!
If Ann Summers, well he can't go wrong in there! If Thorntons, they do the MOST delicious champagne chocolate truffles!
Let me know where he's heading and I can come up with some more ideas.
The other thing I could suggest is he pick up some copies of our magazines, we've got a couple of lads mags at the moment that cover the two important male past times: Boobs and football, very well! Nuts and Zoo (thats the names of the mags)
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Hahahaa I don't think I'd want him picking up,ligerie for me...he's just a friend a met at my pub...19 and extremely tall, goofy. I'll find out where he's going and let you know. Pity you don't fit! sad.gif
evade20
QUOTE(penelope @ Mar 4 2006, 02:51 PM)
If Ann Summers, well he can't go wrong in there! If Thorntons, they do the MOST delicious champagne chocolate truffles!
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I'll bet diane would like him to bring back a present from Ann Summers...seeing that he husband wouldn't let here have it. sad.gif

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diane26
QUOTE(evade20 @ Mar 4 2006, 12:20 PM)
I'll bet diane would like him to bring back a present from Ann Summers...seeing that he husband wouldn't let here have it. sad.gif

http://www.cartoonland.de/archiv/christmas-is-coming/
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penelope
QUOTE(diane26 @ Mar 4 2006, 04:50 PM)
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I agree with Diane... coz.gif Maybe we missed something???
Anyway, Diane if anyone can pick you up something, what you want is calle a "rampant rabbit" Its awesome, and gets all the right (and wrong!) places. blink.gif love-smiley-077.gif laughing-smiley-014.gif
closeup
I'd love to give you a ride on my motorcycle, as long as you hold on tight. 22.gif
numba1fan
from his response I am guessing he read your sexy story!!!!
I would like to call dibs on being second in line for that one 2thumbs.gif
All th e good things start with "b"...bikes,boobs,babes.beer etc food-smiley-004.gif
belicked6924
QUOTE(numba1fan @ Mar 5 2006, 12:43 AM)
All th e good things start with "b"...bikes,boobs,babes.beer etc food-smiley-004.gif
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I couldn't agree more, but I have to add to your list bums, belicked, blowjobs, etc..... drinkup.gif
numba1fan
QUOTE(belicked6924 @ Mar 5 2006, 02:49 AM)
I couldn't agree more, but I have to add to your list bums, belicked, blowjobs, etc.....  drinkup.gif
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food-smiley-004.gif I couldn't keep them all for myself. nicely done.
Of course super sexy things start with "P"....passion....pulsate...Penelope!
belicked6924
QUOTE(numba1fan @ Mar 5 2006, 12:51 AM)
food-smiley-004.gif I couldn't keep them all for myself.  nicely done.
Of course super sexy things start with "P"....passion....pulsate...Penelope!
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The only thing I can add to that list is pussy, but after Penelope the mind goes straight into the gutter 03.gif
evade20
QUOTE(penelope @ Mar 4 2006, 08:23 PM)
I agree with Diane... coz.gif  Maybe we missed something???
Anyway, Diane if anyone can pick you up something, what you want is calle a "rampant rabbit" Its awesome, and gets all the right (and wrong!) places. blink.gif  love-smiley-077.gif  laughing-smiley-014.gif
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That is what the link takes you to...An add by Ann Summers for the "rampant rabbit". Sorry, it takes awhile to load. sad.gif
penelope
QUOTE(evade20 @ Mar 5 2006, 01:06 PM)
That is what the link takes you to...An add by Ann Summers for the "rampant rabbit".   Sorry, it takes awhile to load. sad.gif
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Great minds think alike!

You can all come ride with me anytime! blink.gif
But only if you've got the sexy leathers for it! How bout some pics?! I LOVE a man in bike gear!!!! love-smiley-052.gif action-smiley-047.gif
evade20
QUOTE(penelope @ Mar 5 2006, 01:39 PM)
Great minds think alike!

You can all come ride with me anytime! blink.gif
But only if you've got the sexy leathers for it! How bout some pics?! I LOVE a man in bike gear!!!! wub.gif  action-smiley-047.gif
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numba1fan
Hey beautiful, I was just flipping through your pics and came across the one with you in the belt. [i][b]WOW!![/B][/I] 2thumbs.gif 2thumbs.gif
Natalie and I think that is THE sexiest pic. You have amazing curves! love-smiley-085.gif
penelope
QUOTE(numba1fan @ Mar 12 2006, 02:29 PM)
Hey beautiful, I was just flipping through your pics and came across the one with you in the belt. [i][b]WOW!![/B][/I] 2thumbs.gif  2thumbs.gif
Natalie and I think that is THE sexiest pic. You have amazing curves! love-smiley-085.gif
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Thanks hunny, I was rather pleased with it! Thought I could start a whole new thread with that, just ain't got round to it yet, what do you think?
Scoundrel_SF
QUOTE(penelope @ Mar 12 2006, 04:08 PM)
Thanks hunny, I was rather pleased with it! Thought I could start a whole new thread with that, just ain't got round to it yet, what do you think?
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I think more of you in nothing but the belt is definitely in order. "The Belt Pic" is definitely one of my favorites.
penelope
QUOTE(Scoundrel_SF @ Mar 12 2006, 04:12 PM)
I think more of you in nothing but the belt is definitely in order. "The Belt Pic" is definitely one of my favorites.
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Glad you like it. love-smiley-077.gif
evade20
Just a wee bit more homage.... love-smiley-077.gif Hail.gif Hail.gif Hail.gif Hail.gif Hail.gif Hail.gif Hail.gif Hail.gif
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