Discounting the fact that I probably have the winning numbers on my ticket, how would you guys spend your prize should you win? The prize for this drawing is some serious cash. I'd buy an island off the Maine coast and one off Hawaii, build a nice house on each, then swap every six months. The first couple of years I'd probably wear out a half dozen hammocks.

That sort of money is almost beyond comprehension.... and it is almost certain there will be a stack of winners making the actual prize no more than the average weekly draw.

The sad thing is that when we hit $30m in powerball here everyone gets wood and talks about the amount of money that it is.... you guys are throwing up $320m.... thats just wild

its hard to say what all I would do with the money obviously pay off all debt and set up trust funds and all that.

Than I would make a month vacation for everyone I like all expense paid and pay for childcare and time off work and everything.

I would set all friends and family up with dream homes and pay off debt take everyone shopping. who knows just whatever feel like doing but would include everyone close to me, no fun to have all that money to spend with no one to spend it with.

Also would want to open a chain of High Quality low cost daycares and organizations to help people that I start so I know money is going where it should.

I'd set up a centre for kids who can't read good and would like to do other things good

It's up to 365 million now, a new record. If nobody wins tomorrow it'll easily pass 400 million. It's almost beyond comprehension.

Hmmm what to do with $365m? I think I would become a big ol' sugar daddy. I would use RMM to find new places to visit not only within the states but all over the world. I would need some company to take with me on these trips though. Can't do all the drinking myself.

I will pack right now

You can wait until tomorrow, have to confirm the win tonight.

ALMOST???

if I won 320millon dollars. I would be: ontippytoes,kiana,diane26,allme,juicie dd and hott1976's sugardaddy. Cant think of any better way to spend it.

Well there was a winning ticket sold in Nebraska they said on the news our state doesnt do powerball. They arent sure if anymore yet.

This even made news here in Oz.... from what I heard just the ONE person has won the total amount which equalled to $494 Million Aussie Dollars.... incomprehensable

The friggin ticket was sold in the next state over? I knew I shoulda made a powerball road trip.

There WAS only one ticket sold, but sometimes a group of people pool their money to buy a shitload of tickets, then split the prize. I hope it was one person who won it all. Can you imagine how pissed you'd be it you just divorced him/her the week before they won? That would be a major kick in the balls.

I had to struggle to hold back the laughter on that one seeing as my boss is right here. CLASSIC!

That is a crazy amount of money to win. The shitty thing is, in the states the government takes their cut which I think is bullshit. That doesn't really matter if you win that kind of coin but still, like the gov't deserves it. I don't know what it's like in other countries but they don't tax lottery winning in Canada. But our biggest jackpots are only about 30-40million, ONLY lol.


Employee: I don't need your crummy job, Mr. Employer! I've won the lottery!
Employer: Well, who needs employees? I won the lottery, too!
[two window washers descend on a scaffold, each with a huge
bag of cash (money overflowing) at his feet]
Window washers: We both won the lottery!
All: [to camera] Why don't you win the lottery, too!
Announcer: The state lottery, where everybody wins!
(actual odds of winning, one in 380,000,000.)

I told the waitress where I eat breakfast every morning that if I hit the lottery for over a hundred million, I'd not only buy here a new pair of tits, I'd buy her two pair so she can have a pair front and back. With that kind of cash, what the hell.

A sequel to the Nicholase Cage lottery winning movie maybe???

i like closeup's movie better..."The woman with 4 tits"

I said I'd buy her 4 new ones, she already has two.

6? What a freak!

I love looking at some boobs but anything more than 2 is just creepy.

Was gonna respond but Diane said it all.

I like to see more than 2 boobs at a time, but do keep a very strict 2 boobs to 1 vagina ratio

Thanks for the canned laughter Gbappy! haha

In Oz we have similar jackpot amounts to you guys in Canada and NO... there is no tax taking from Lottery wins.

LOL @ ur quote.

Marge: The chances of winning the lottery are 380 million to one
Homer: Correction, 380 million to 50.

and probably the best quote from that episode, Homer's dream about what he would do if he won the lottery:

Lenny: Hey Homer, what'd ya do, get a haircut or something?
Homer: Look closer, Lenny.
Lenny: Oh, I know what it is. You're the biggest man in the world now and your covered in gold.
Homer:14 Karat Gold!

Homer: Take a hike, boss. I'm running things now!
Mr. Burns: All hail King Homer.
Homer: Ahahahaha!

hahaha too funny

Kent: Now here are the numbers for tonight's $30,000...jackpot

4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42

now you all know, i didn't win but had i won i would have saved it all and not spent any of it. "back, back, mine, mine. i'm a wealthy mizer." (this is a softball. where is this from?)

Nobody seemd to click with my "LOST" reference

have never seen it

your "lotto" numbers = the numbers on the hatch that also were the numbers on hurley's winning lottery ticket

Speaking of which need to watch this I had to Tivo tonights episode.

bingo.... Has anyone tried to play those numbers???



tivo????

You have got to be kidding??? You don't have tivo down under??????

we may have but under a different name.... wtf is tivo?

A digital recording box. No DVD's Or VHS tapes is records all your shows you want digitally or movies anything coming on TV so you can watch it when your ready. You can even set it to record the same show everytime it is on and stuff.

Oh yeah we have that just never heard the name.

I have one built into my DVD recorder.... records right onto a hard drive and you can watch it, or burn it to a DVD and delete afterwards

Yes that is it has a Hard Drive mine isnt the Tivo BRAND NAME cause our cable company has there own so I have that., the dvd recorders were to complicated for even me and I am a technology chic

yeah they are called PVR's in Canada, personal video recorder, but ppl still say TiVo.

Sorry but zoolander just wasn't that funny! Besides, you'd probably biuld one so small the kids would have to be ants to get in.

it wasn't the greatest movie ever made but it really spoke to me.... you know?

Do you ever quote the voices that speak to you

He tells me to BURN things!

Glad your not my neighbor

oh yeah.... look out the window

Some hobo is stumbling down the street yelling at himself. That you

Nope that's numba1fan waiting to give me the go ahead to kidnap you. Damn now you know. The element of surprise is foiled. Or is it????

nah.... i dont yell

Yeah he doesn't yell when he's jerking in the alley!!

yeah... it's more of a moan