NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN


D A M N I T O L
Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.

E M P T Y N E S T R O G E N
Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of
how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved
out.

ST. M O M M A'S W O R T
Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers
unconscious for up to two days.

P E P T O B I M B O
Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an
evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and prevents
conception.

D U M B E R O L
When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in
enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.

F L I P I T O R
Increases life expectancy ! of commuters by controlling road rage and the
urge to flip off other drivers.

M E N I C I L L I N
Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such lethal
lines as, "You make me want to be a better person .Can we get naked now?.

BUYAGRA
Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping Increases potency, duration,
and credit limit of spending spree.

J A C K A S S P I R I N
Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday,
anniversary, phone number, or to lift the toilet seat.

A N T I-T A L K S I D E N T
A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share
their life stories with total strangers in elevators.

N A G A M E N T
When administered to a boyfriend or husband, provides the same irritation
level as nagging him

damn, that Nagament sounds awfully strong!

Gnappy it looks like we are the only ones keeping this place alive today

well I see lots of lurkers but few posters. I think MAYBE they are just here to see tits? But c'mon, ya gotta leave some entertaining comments along the way.

I agree I like to chat as well.

sooooo, you like stuff?

Do I like what stuff??

you know, stuff.
just trying to make conversation.

I LOVE stuff I am a lover of all kinds

oh do tell!

I love the maker of the clitoris Vibrator. I would like to squirt all over him to share my appreciation of such a good device.

well that's certainly a good start!
what kind is it?

Let me see if I can find a link to it, it is my second one I love it.

did you wear out the last one?

Mine isnt this exact one but it is much like it, it is has a place to put your finger in it to have better access to use your hands or something.

ok, so u put your finger in the hole? what part of the bunny does the dirty work lol.

Mine isnt the bunny but on him it would be the ears. When I use a clit vibrator I am squirting within 5 mins max. Amazing.

I get the same results with my hand

You squirt out your vagina too??

I don't but my wife does.

damn, I thought without certain individuals present I wouldn't be succeptable to that burn....I was wrong!

Not with me I usually catch them. Just not from myself. You have mail BTW

lol...if i said i invented it diane....would i get that prize?

sooooo....is that a yes?

How old are you again??

uhhhhh...does it matter?



(why do i feel like im getting cornered on this one...)

Well I dont care what anyone says I still thought it was funny

Isn't it funny that vibrators weren't supposed to be for woman's pleasure but to cure her of craziness? Although I'm sure women back in the day were going crazy with sexual frustration.

Very funny!!