Hey folks. I am designing the shirts for our dodgeball team. I figured I would put one of those periodic tables of sex pictures or some variation of it on the front. Problem is, I don't have a poster(and am too cheap to order one and also don't want to wait for it), and can't find a high enough resolution pic of it online. So I am asking my perverted friends here for help. Someone here must have one they could do a few scans for me to work from. Hopefully this thread will not die a quick death.

Here's a sample of what I'm looking for:

whoa, whoa, whoa... hold on a sec... you mean there's more than just missionary, girl on top, and doggy style???!!!


wow, my world just got a whole lot more complicated...

well I've seen a lot of them in porn. But I use the analogy of the X Games. Sure it looks like fun to watch, but would probably result in personal injury if I tried it at home.

Never even heard of it.

Hey...most of you guys say your sex life is just like that chart.....periodic!!

I resemble that remark!

I found the poster on this site for $8.00 (USD) + S/H. <http://www.moviepostershop.com/display.php/13_1____1-8166.html>

Of course when I tried to enlarge it, It just became all fuzzy unreadable.

I also found this:

rofl....i sooo need that poster!

ouch! everyone is a comedian these days



i had that problem too, but thanks for the other pic, it's pretty funny.



I'll go for the easy burn here.
naraz, i'm sure bondi and jrock will indulge you in your threesome.

nope dude... i told him already, and now i'll tell you... we might be whores, but we still have standards

rofl....



"standards and practices? what are standards and practices?"