QUOTE(jrock8 @ Jan 25 2006, 02:12 AM)
And so, ladies and gentleman of the jury I rest my case.
Hmmm. Mr. Hutz, do you know that you're not wearing any pants?
DAAAA!! I move for a bad court thingy.
You mean a mistrial?
Right!! That's why you're the judge and I'm the law-talking guy.
You mean the lawyer?
Right
Mr. Simpson, I was just going through your garbage, and I couldn't help overhearing that you need a babysitter. Of course, being a highly-skilled attorney, my fee is $175 an hour.
We pay eight dollars for the night, and you can take two popsicles out of the freezer.
Three
Two
OK, two. And I get to keep this old bird cage.
Done!
Still got it.