I wish all of us could get together in person and have a party. I think it would be one of the best parties ever.

oh Nikki... many of us have dreamed of such an event!

What an orgy I'm sure it would be

...until puppet gets drunk and beats someone up...


"it's all fun and games until someone loses an eye... then it's just fun" (leaving the door WAY open on this one)

Naraz was already at THAT party!!!!!!

LOL Pay..

as if i would go beating on anyone for no good reason......

well.. ok next subject!

ding ding ding! we have a winner... i knew someone would take the bait and drive a bus through the wide-open door

We were shooting off roman candles on New Years and I immediately remembered the hard lesson Naraz taught us. So I aimed into the sky, instead of into the dude standing beside me.

ROFL! I TEACH LIFE LESSONS! HELLS YEAH! but yeah...the RMM party/orgy....wasnt there a thread about that around 8 months ago??

thanks to the internet I can barely remember what happened 8 minute ago. all that booze probably didn't help either

prolly, but you know we have short attention spans...


now when is the first naraz "the more you know" psa going to be on tv?

shhhhh....they are secrets...but it might be a wise idea to watch the new family guys!

"What? Canada Sucks!"
~Peter Griffin

Ok so I now I am way late on this but I just got way excited when I saw this opening!


NARAZBAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

I guess i would take a minute out my busy schedule to grace you tards with a chance to yank on the ol chain!

lol...puppet wouldnt beat the shit outta me! im a fellow texan!

I love Texan women.... does that spare me from a bashing?

i suppose.. it could get you a day pass bondi

thats all I ask!

Can ya fit enough girls in that time span!

lets see, 30 mins per girl with 30 mins recharge time.... I'd say 24 haha

your dick would fall off after 13 or 14

that's why you have 10 fingers and a tongue...

Dont forget your toes!

hey, if she's into it...

you two are off kilter.. no wonder I hang out with ya !

The 3 of us should be banned from ever gracing these pages at the same time

I think you've got that backwards

yea.. the boards always in trouble if we get on at the same time

So is the universe

hahaha.. scary to think we may cause a cataclysmic disaster

and why do i get left out of the mass mayhem? am i not bad enough??

uh huh... we are bad 2 the bone brotha

psh....well see how bad the bones are after they are broken and cracked >:)


*wields bo staff and flips bondi in the air*

you could probably join a gang with your bo staff skills....but how are your numchuk skills...dang!

he gave those up after he whipped them around to fast and hit himself square in the balls... now they're all big and colorful

(square in the balls?... too many shapes )

Enough with the big an colorful already!!!!!!

NEVER! haha

I cant use Numchucks or a Bo Staff but I can swing the shit out of a Sack of Doorknobs!

we'll provide the sack but ya gotta supply yer own doorknobs

You better have a good reason for doing that, boy.

It makes me feel like a big man.

Let me check my reason list. ...Yep! It's on here.

I use that as a excuse for lots of things(using Jimbo's voice of course). People don't know quite how to respond to that.

i'm glad we're all friends here

friends with benefits?

ewwwwww.................................

Wow you're that drunken posse!!!

Can I join ya?