Heya all...

Just wanted to say to those people I post regular to that I will be back soon. I apologize for my lengthy absence; but have had to take time off to tie the knot. I am currently borrowing a computer, and should be back to posting full as per usual in seven days tops... And I see I have a lot of catching up to do.

If any ladies would like to help with the countdown... you know how to get in touch... hehe

Ratt.

no wonder I haven't seen you on yahoo.

Get back here quick!

you were gone? just kidding, get lots of tail and return ready to look at OTHER girls' boobs.

*taps foot and waits impatiently*

People didn't even notice I'd gone...

I left to get married... Now I am married and I fly back home in four days time...



Then I'll be back business as usual...



And in the mean time I will be having LOTS OF SEX...

been there done that.. bought the T-shirt!~..


Goodluck Ratt

doin it in 12 months time

There's a t-shirt? Fuck I missed out...

Thanks, all went well - all that remains is me getting back home and starting to leave Ratt droppings all over the place again...

Good luck fella; hope all goes well for ya!

safe trip home bro.. congrats!

Cheers... let's see I fly home in 48 hours time...

well do it up before you leave.. and shoot some pics for the mile high club

hey...I noticed damnit, what am I chopped liver? I also know however that the real world calls sometimes, and figured that's where you were.

As for the marriage, this is the part where I smile and say good luck cuz I have nothing good to say about marriage.

hahah there was a positive note to start out on

My most humblest of apologies... you are not chopped liver... you are mighty fine grade A primeness... And yes it was a real world calling - dammit.

And as for the marriage - hey, not all work out for many reasons I will not name: alls I can say is that I am supremely confident that mine will last...

great outlook!

Well, alls you can do is try... I'm not trying to say that others don't but from what others said about us on the day... let's just put it this way: Certain um... gestures that we both did (non-sexual Puppet) you could tell that we love each other very deeply...

aww ain't that cute.

...no I really am happy for you. It would take an act of God for me to do it again, but if it's what makes you and your lady happy then I'm all for it ...now, I do get pics of the honeymoon right?

Now did you want the censored or uncensored version?

I want them all, and we will go from there

haha you mean you censored some LOL

pulls up a chair.

hahah ratt has become a spectator sport

thx dude

girlie - censored version for the rellies who might not wanna cock or tittie shot

puppet - spectator sport? me? wow - just goes to show how many people need to get a life if they have to watch mine... hehe

juicyboobs - put that chair away... beds work better...

bondiguy - have you guys set a date then?

look at that... such an effiecient poster... he's obviously not to the level of board whore yet

a true board whore would make seperate posts to reply to each person and then at least 3 more just for emoticons

oh wait... and "LOL"

oh yeah, and:

nice boobs

ok now reclining on the bed

Ok, now what you gonna do? I think I need something before I post any photos...

RATT IS BACK!!!

Ready to start BOARD-WHOREING!!!!

Hey Gnappy... hehe

Check this out for progress bi-atch...

did I say you could leave yahoo? come back bi-otch!!

Sorry; updated virus settings

BOARD WHOREING...

Hey Gnappy...

one... hehe

BOARD WHOREING...

Hey Gnappy...

two... hehe

BOARD WHOREING...

Hey Gnappy...

three... hehe

how's that bitch?

I dont think I have met you yet so hello and congrats on the wedding. Cant wait to see pics

...i think she just wants to see pics of the honeymoon, lol

Good to meet you... you make me a big fan...

And thanks...

Pics? mebbe later...

hehe - um... no... my wife has told me that pics of her are to only be made available to certain people, not general public, and there is only one pic of me... will have to take more for the ladies...

Hey Gnappy; this whole board whoreing is fun... and really easy...

Dont know why i didnt do it earlier...

Hush it isnt polite if I dont at least say hi first.

Where did you honeymoon at? ( that is my favorite part of wedding)

Where abouts are you from?

I dont want to list of a bunch of names and you goin' "where?"

I am from many places I was a navy Brat and a Divorced parents so moved a lot but currently in WA soon to be in CO