Hi everyone! I'm pretty new here. I don't have too much to say about myself. I like bowling, drinking, and fun stuff like that. I have a boyfriend that I've been with for about 5 years, and we're getting married (as soon as he proposes lol). I'm a pet groomer for a living, and I have a lot of birds. But most of all I love this board and think you all are very nice and fun to talk to.

well thats a good start just start letting loose.. we're all pretty nice folks around here

Rock on Nikki! Look forward to seeing more of you!

You're a dog groomer? That's great. Dogs rule.

Well sweety .... we are the road to recovery... i think you don't give yourself enough credit.. we are all glad to have you here

I understand too well. I'm a really shy person too!! I never thought I could ever post on here and now I do! I'm glad you posted, it takes a lot of guts and you'll soon realize just how fun this site is! A dog groomer is a great job, I love dogs!

Ditto on all of the above! I'm pretty shy too, but it IS fun! Welcome! Keep having fun, post more!

And yaaaay, dog groomer! Can I send mine to you - she's a mess!

It is the shy quiet types that are usually the wilder ones inside... they just need that beast within to be unleashed and you are part way there!

Welcome to RMM... I hope this site corrupts the shyness right away!

dog grooming is ok i guess... but i'm more a fan of the pussy grooming... granted, i would just shave them bare, but that's just me

How the fuck did I miss that one? haha

dammit niikki, stop being shy and jump into a thread and have some fun

yeah... we seeeeeee you!

You're cute Nikki.

good work Einstein! haha just kiddin dude

can't fault the guy for speaking the truth though...

Yeah but I can poke fun at him! haha

Seriously cut me some slack, my brain is fried and i've been on a week longe binge of beer and sun and surf!

"boo hoo! feel bad for me... it's sunny here... boo hoo! there are hot, topless women all over the place and you can't help but look"

you get nothing!

maybe i'll go for a stroll along the beach to ease my frazzled brain, right by the beautiful women! haha

...and watch the girls as they point and laugh at you and your hard-on as you walk by

is that a pet kangaroo in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? (ahh, another old classic)

If u have got it, flaunt it!

yeah, but if you've got it, they don't laugh...

after thinking long and hard for an intelligent and witty retort I have come up with this.... haha

yall are retarded!

We are?

haha. yes they are .. just stay around awhile.. it will become obvious!

Yea.. you have to watch him.. he's extremely retarded!

Maybe we're like scotch, better with age...

And everyone knows with age comes the impending state of being senial!

Me? Well yeah, thats sort of a given, it's like telling Jimmy Fallon he can't get through a skit without blowing it...

You mean senilitus maximus?

Nah im more thinking just straight off the fucking rocker!

so nikki... how adventurous have you gotten now that you know where the timer is on your camera? lol

what about a timer.. im lost!

Oh wait for doing self pics i take it... hehehe tricks of the trade

*waves at Nikki

I tuned out when I didn't see breasts or the words "blowjob, Lesbian or Doggy Style" in 5 straight posts!

hey guys, don't let this girl fool ya, seen her pics, and they are very post worthy, maybe if we keep bugging her, she'll start believing she belongs..........

I always get nervous about posting pics. I post them but I always end up taking them down.

For every one jerk here(that would be me )there are hundreds of guys that would reassure you that your hot

You? A jerk? You've never been anything but nice to me.

Shhhhhhhhhhh, I'm lulling you into a false sense of security.....is it working

watch out dude, if you're not careful she might chase after you w/a baseball bat

I'm still sayin that sounds like fun

as long as she is naked, I'm down!

I think most of us are jerks in one form or another... especially jr haha (I had to get one back, im getting killed on these boards)

I wasn't the one with the bat! I'm too nice for that. And so far I haven't found even one jerk here.

Post some more pics Nikki and Im sure you'll find many haha

bondi, i don't jerk on these boards... it would get the keyboard all sticky and i don't have one of those "comdoms"

booya! now THERE is an obscure reference for the old timers around here

haha... i was going to find the attached pic I think Gnappy left for that but am too damn lazy.... but yes! well done haha

Fuck yall.. im not a jerk.. IM an Asshole!! get your adjectives straight!


oh yea and nikki