To those who thought I was not capable of smiling.. Here you go.. im a poster child of being drunk!!

Its what ever time it is and im still drunk.. !

hot damn you are sexy. c'mere so I can take advantage of you!

woo hoo cutie come ova here

hehehe thank you beautifuls Id say I try but i don't... i just stay drunk

haha, puppet can smile... he's not the bad-ass everyone thinks...

in fact, he's, dare i say it, a pussy!!


*covers his nuts and waits for the reply*

thats it Jrock ... im going to shove my empty bottle in your butt....backwards@!!

you do that and i'm shaking up the other 40 and popping the cap right before shoving it up your butt...

you think Id lave a full 40 laying around

Wow puppet! You're hot!

See puppet its easy to smile and lookit the reaction you got from the hot ass girls on here

i wish they made 40 Oz of corona I could stick a whole lime in it all at once !!!

Thanks Nikki

and com.. we'll see about the smiling

and they do have 32 oz coronas here! to bad it taste like piss

I like you better not smiling.

well i like you better topless tippytoes

hmmmm i seem to remmeber a long ago promise of an entirely different picture... puppet?shy?

Well Damnnn! Puppet.. *lickin lips* Youre hot.. And the smile is working too

Well thank you Cara

hehe ummm me shy!!! hehe what was i gonnna do lol

Just bringing this thread back from the dead cos im drunker than hell and uber bored

It's St. Paddy's Day, bout 7:30 my time, i gotta be at work at the ass-crack of dawn, but i'm gonna start drinkin. Anyone care to join!?

I am right there with u my friend...A toast to our Irish friends

Is there a name for vodka tonic with a splash of cherry juice? Damn good...

sounds good......hum... i am sure there is a name perhaps we should call it a "cherry tit taster" ....just cause no reason just have hab to many buds allready

"cherry tit taster" it is. Well done, my friend! Yikes...i prolly need to slow down...i gotta be at work at 830!

I got rid of the husband for a few hours where is everyone you can not have a life damnit must be here to keep me company.

I am here for a bit ..wife left me for girls night out...like I can't fullfill all her needs here lol

I'm here and nobody left me...i'm just here! hah..ha...ha...oh.

I want a girls night out but being that in 2 weeks I am off for the first time ever with no kids and no husband I wont complain. And the day before I leave for vegas me and the girls are going out the whole day to hit the seattle malls to shop for vegas so he can go out and have his fun I got yall to play with

You're damn rigth you got us to play with....who could ask for more?!

ya..Baby
tell us some stories

I'm just posting here cuz I'm drunk so why not!!!

I'll second that as well!!

Luv your tits, wiggle. Luv em

Why thank you!

Woohoo another girl who likes to show her tatas once alchoholically induced!



And we all love your boobs.

alcohol has served me well in this regard

this thread survived why!.. lol.. btw i think im just sobering up since i first posted this.. think its time to hit the store!

When in vegas I got shit faced on Wends. I think I finally stopped feeling it yesterday YIKES

It helps you show your tats too?

Tatas = boobs

tats = tattoos

As in, check out those bodacious ta tas

How come girls are always wanting to whip me?

Cause your such a naughty boy!

Well, thanks for keeping me in line then, Nat. But with a disciplinarian like you, I'm bound to misbehave again. Here's to you Natalie, and making it worth being a naughty boy