So here I am, Sunday afternoon, bored shitless.

No-one is posting, none of my contacts are online (yahoo, msn, or ICQ), my other half is in the next state, and I've already searched the boards three times over.

So now what should I do? What do you do in cases like this?

I thought every Aussie but me spent Sundays watching sports?

Could always go out and run riot for a bit... I know a couple blokes over in that part who always manage to find something to entertain themselves, their mates, and the local paramedics for a few hours.

Just avoid the urge to do anything outside for a few hours without a shirt on - my shoulders are still feeling the sting from painting my case.

-Jak

Trouble is, only been this way for a year and I don't know anyone. Sports suck, and I don't drink that much.

God I'm boring... Oh and Lazy... and I don't have the body to do anything outside without a shirt... hehe

Now I sound like a sook... sorry.

Hahaha S'all good, mate.

Trust me when I say that the Australian male has nothing to worry about going outside without a shirt. Doesn't seem to matter what size or shape you are, no-one minds you strutting your stuff down a main street with a pair of old Stubbies and some thongs.

I'm hardly the image of male perfection (my profile pics are about a year old now), but when you have two acres surrounded by trees no-one gets hurt.

Sounds to me, though, like it's time for some videogames for the Ratt , or perhaps a DVD. And, if all else fails, maybe perusing some of the RMM archives - some beauties in there, if I recall.

-Jak

Yeah all good points.

But the whole stubbies and thongs thing is a no-go. I said to my other half I would turn up to our wedding in traditional Aussie outift - stubbies, plastic thongs and a blue tuckie singlet, and she said you do, I'll turn around.

And the whole videogame thing works, but I'm going interstate in 4 days and leant it out, and my PS2 also acts as my DVD player. Oh; and there's crap all on free to air and foxtel...

Archives; here I come...

Good luck to you, mate. As for me, I'm off to get some eats - later man!

-Jak

Cheers for the insight... AVA Good'un

I could listent to you two talk all day! But I have a few questions, what are stubbies and a 'blue tuckie singlet'? Just curious. When I get really bored, I go read a book, but then I do that no matter what!

well ive just spent the better part of my morning fucking... which ended up in a big load going down my wifes throat!!!! good day mates!

While my Sunday has been nowhere near as enjoyable as Puppet's, I've been busy wrapping gifts and watching football. Not too shabby.

can't argue with that

Let me know if ya wanna switch places for a weekend.

you know.. i think im good here

what a coincidence, puppet... i did the exact same thing... well, not with your wife, but my woman... it was a good day indeed

You guys are mongrels... My better half is interstate...

Now for a lesson in Australian...

Stubbies: Little shorts known throughout this big sunburnt land...

Blue Truckie singlet: Cotton singlet that is cheap as fuck and not at all flattering. Often seen with stubbies and plastic thongs.

Plastic Thongs: Cheap summer footwear worn throughout this wide brown land.

We don't wear those things here! So in retrospect it don't matter..

In the whole "It's not here so it don't exist" scheme of things; I guess you're right...

Its the american way! LOL..

Thank you. That would be so funny if you wore that to your wedding!

I wore a Dog choker chain to my wedding.. Im essentric ..

But if I do She said she wouldn't marry me...

Ouch Tough call... time to show her who wears the balls from the start!

I dont really want to wear that to my wedding anyway... just trying to annoy her by letting her think I would...

We were contemplating that for my mate's wedding a few months back.... figured if groom and all the groomsmen showed up in matching outfits (OK, matching stains on the Bonds are a little hard, but we were willing to try!) than they'd have to accept it.

Unfortunately, we hadn't had nearly enough to drink (I was driving and, as such, bone dry) and could remember how much hiring the suits cost us, and exactly how much damage my mate's future-missus could and would do to us. Still, they were Matrix-style suits, so it was all good

-Jak

Sweet...

The groomsman will be wearing black trousers and a red shirt, whilst I will be wearing black trousers and a gold shirt; bridesmaids will wear red dresses, and my bride will be wearing gold dress and gold corset...

mmm...

Sounds lovely!

Not this time bitches!~~~ im motorvated!