Billy Madison

"Stop looking at me Swan"

Fuck Billy Madison....Super Troopers all the way.


"The Schnozzberries taste like Schnozzberries!"

"DO YOU BOYS LIKE MEX-Y-CO!? YAAAHOOOO!!!"

"Who wants a mustache ride?"

"I don't want a Large Farva, I want a goddamn literacola!"

"Do we listen to pop music because we're sad, or are we sad because we listen to pop music?" - High Fidelity

"Did he look like a bitch?" - Pulp Fiction

"Nice set of hooters you've got there" !

Dumb and Dumber - Harry Dunn

Hey honey, do you think KFC is still open?"

Now, a question of etiquette - as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?

My God, I haven't been fucked like that since grade school

You're not getting this back. I consider it asshole tax.

YOU'RE THE MOTHERFUCKER WHO SHOULD BE ON BRAIN DETAIL!

You stay classy, San Diego

They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works every time