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jrock8
Gents, this thread is our counterpart... if you could offer advice to women in the bedroom, what would you say? (i know many of us are usually thankful just to have a willing woman to play along, but let's get past that for now)
jrock8
i'll start it out with these few things... (and no, they're not coming from current experiences w/my g/f... just thoughts i've had over time)


first, i've noticed that many women seem to shy away from giving head after they've been in a relationship for a while, from what i've heard, especially after getting married... (although not too many of the ladies around here it seems, lol)... my advice is DON'T... we know sex is good, but so is letting us be selfish from time to time... plus, you're in total control and can tease us as much as you want, we won't complain 2thumbs.gif

second, don't forget the boys... we love having you lick, suck on the head and shaft, but pay some serious attention to our balls and we'll be complete putty in your hands (well, hard putty)

third, stop being so self-conscious... go wild, leave the lights on, don't worry about how you look... we don't really care if you think you're having a "fat day" or think you've gained a couple pounds... we want someone that's going to embrace their sexuality and be totally focused on what's going on and enjoy themselves
Gnappster
well I dunno what to tell the women here. They seem to have all the bases covered sexually hehe.

but in general I'd say don't limit sex to the bedroom. It can be good and often better in other rooms of the house and beyond.

oh, and keep some mints next to the bed for morning sex. That goes for guys too, but this is suppposed to be advice for women.

that's all I got.
FORAGOODTIME
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Sep 7 2005, 03:38 PM)
oh, and keep some mints next to the bed for morning sex.


They're not only good for morning sex.... I always keep some Altoids in my nightstand, I love to pop some in my mouth before giving a blowjob!
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Gnappster
QUOTE(FORAGOODTIME @ Sep 7 2005, 03:45 PM)
They're not only good for morning sex.... I always keep some Altoids in my nightstand,  I love to pop some in my mouth before giving a blowjob! 
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yeah, i've heard that but never experienced it

do they work well on the ladies too? smilio09.gif
juicy_DD
QUOTE(jrock8 @ Sep 7 2005, 06:51 PM)
i'll start it out with these few things... (and no, they're not coming from current experiences w/my g/f... just thoughts i've had over time)
first, i've noticed that many women seem to shy away from giving head after they've been in a relationship for a while, from what i've heard, especially after getting married... (although not too many of the ladies around here it seems, lol)... my advice is DON'T... we know sex is good, but so is letting us be selfish from time to time... plus, you're in total control and can tease us as much as you want, we won't complain  2thumbs.gif

second, don't forget the boys... we love having you lick, suck on the head and shaft, but pay some serious attention to our balls and we'll be complete putty in your hands (well, hard putty)

third, stop being so self-conscious... go wild, leave the lights on, don't worry about how you look... we don't really care if you think you're having a "fat day" or think you've gained a couple pounds... we want someone that's going to embrace their sexuality and be totally focused on what's going on and enjoy themselves
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I dont think this applies to the ladies on here!!!....

however....I can feel a touche coming on here somewhere!! guns.gif
FORAGOODTIME
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Sep 7 2005, 03:54 PM)
yeah, i've heard that but never experienced it

do they work well on the ladies too?  smilio09.gif
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Ohhh Yeah! They work just as well on the ladies! smilio09.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(FORAGOODTIME @ Sep 7 2005, 03:45 PM)
They're not only good for morning sex.... I always keep some Altoids in my nightstand,  I love to pop some in my mouth before giving a blowjob! 
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now here is a girl who knows what she is doing!

Like ganppy suggested I dont think the girls here need much advice but I'll throw in a few quick ones.

Dont limit sex to bedroom, or inside for that matter.
Too much head is still not enough!
Use alot of tongue while giving head, the wetter the better!
Be as dirty as u can imagine being, then be dirtier... I love a dirty girl in bed!
If you're going to spit, spit it on your tits... that way its still enjoyed!
jrock8
QUOTE(juicy_DD @ Sep 7 2005, 03:02 PM)
I dont think this applies to the ladies on here!!!....

however....I can feel a touche coming on here somewhere!! guns.gif
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juicy, we all know this definitely doesn't apply to you wink.gif

and i'm not sure why you're expecting a touche... but maybe i can help you feel something else coming on... 04.gif
bondiguy
I think juicy accidently typed an extra 'e' and is expecting a touch, not a touche.... with a body like that it would be hard not to touch!
jrock8
even if it was "touche", i wouldn't mind fencing juicy w/my sword 22.gif lol
bondiguy
QUOTE(jrock8 @ Sep 12 2005, 06:14 PM)
even if it was "touche", i wouldn't mind fencing juicy w/my sword  22.gif lol
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a little hard to fence with a swiss army knife.... lol tongue.gif
juicy_DD
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Sep 8 2005, 07:46 AM)
now here is a girl who knows what she is doing!

Like ganppy suggested I dont think the girls here need much advice but I'll throw in a few quick ones.

Dont limit sex to bedroom, or inside for that matter.
Too much head is still not enough!
Use alot of tongue while giving head, the wetter the better!
Be as dirty as u can imagine being, then be dirtier... I love a dirty girl in bed!
If you're going to spit, spit it on your tits... that way its still enjoyed!
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spit?! spit?!.....no chance why waste it! 11.gif smile.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(juicy_DD @ Sep 14 2005, 05:31 AM)
spit?! spit?!.....no chance why waste it! 11.gif  smile.gif
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but you arent like other girls juicy... one of a kind!

Sometimes I enjoy seeing it on such a beautiful canvas that a nude female makes as I do enjoy a woman swallowing!
paula
lets chat hun
paula
i love your pics
clincar
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Sep 8 2005, 02:46 AM)
now here is a girl who knows what she is doing!

Like ganppy suggested I dont think the girls here need much advice but I'll throw in a few quick ones.

Dont limit sex to bedroom, or inside for that matter.
Too much head is still not enough!
Use alot of tongue while giving head, the wetter the better!
Be as dirty as u can imagine being, then be dirtier... I love a dirty girl in bed!
If you're going to spit, spit it on your tits... that way its still enjoyed!
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Outdoors is fun!!
Can never give enough head!!
Love to apply the tongue!!
It's great to be dirty!!
The rest is total pleasure!!!
Hot mama
QUOTE(clincar @ Sep 28 2005, 08:58 PM)
Outdoors is fun!!
Can never give enough head!!
Love to apply the tongue!!
It's great to be dirty!!
The rest is total pleasure!!!
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you said it all 2thumbs.gif
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