I have to ask if anyone else has ever wanted to hit a celebrity with a large moving object?

Have you ever wanted to reach into the television and smack some sense into some famous goofball?

I am not talking about death here, only a slight maiming, or a body cast.


I would have to say it would be Britney Spear's for me. Her moronic life and inability to stay out of the tabloids has killed more trees than wild fires.
I just want to sit her down, after I have clipped her with the bus, and crack her over the skull with the Mallet of Common sense. I would say, "look you squirrelly bitch you need to be sterilized and put in a home for "special' people-forever'

Oh well, I will always have that dream.

Hmmm... I think maybe you have "issues" that you need to deal with. As I am pretty damn sure that most of us here have had those thoughts.

Really, more than anything, I'd love to do it to some RMM members - that would be much more exciting.

I do have issues. Lots of issues. It is fun being partly insane - it helps keep people off balance.

One of my issues is grammar - I also have issues. Lots of issues ....yadda yadda yadda.

Sorry for the 2 idiotic posts.

so....corsair and neptunecat are the same person?

and i'd run paris hilton down in a heartbeat.

*Narrowly avoided being mentioned there*

Thanks chickie...

Same computer - two people.
I did post under the wrong name prior-my apologies
BTW Paris Hilton was #2 on my list.
Omarossa for the Celebrity Apprentice is #3

Is there some reason cosair, neptune, and mudplayer all have the Same IP Address?? I need an explaination from either of the three or you can lose two names and keep one... you decide

C-Man, on the trail again...

and the plot thickens

hehehehe

this should be good

its like waiting on your new pics , I just cant hardly contain myself ...

Ann Coulter... I'd hit her with a goddam Tank going 100 mph

Who s Ann coulter?.

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i for one am loving her makeup-less blogs right now



oh hell yes!!!!!!

hiya, ican!

nobody wants to run over any male celebs?

I for one would like to run over any guy that has had contact withDemi moore ,shes a babe

Yeah, I would. Remember that twit who used to do "Talk Soup? That guy was so annoying it was almost funny to watch how bad he was.

Tom Cruise, for being an ass, as displayed on the Today Show.

Hmmm, I like this topic. A big one for me, that may or at least should have already been stated in here is that useless Paris Hilton, she has no talent at anything and isn't even flatout attractive enough to just get by being a pretty face or hot piece of ass. Add to this the disgust I endure any time I hear young/youngish girls call her a *gags* role.....model..... oh god i feel dirty now, and not in the good way at all

Tom Cruise and his giant Chicklet teeth need to be hit with a bus. Madonna also - maybe being hit by a car would knock that ridiculous English accent out of her.