...remotely resembles a rational thought. I award you no points and may god have mercy on your soul" - Billy Madison

Seeing as I just discovered that there was, in fact, a message board at all... my eyes have suddenly been opened to all the wondrous, witty, and always profane banter of these boards. Embrace the alliteration, my friends! And get used to my verbosity... I'm afraid that you'll have to.

I figured I'd put up a 411... because SKULLZOMBIE said it would be super neato keen. Okay, I digress... those were not his words. But wouldn't it be refreshing if they were? Either way, thanks for the head's up, Jay.

Let's see. What do you folks wish to know about me? Those who were really curious have already asked, I figure, but this is more of a generalized statement of intent?

Let's make a long story short (...you wish).

Firstly, the most important thing - I sport a pair of 38DD's on a petite frame that's barely over 5 feet tall. I have long dark brown hair, green eyes, and olive skin. I tan really well when I actually get myself out into the sun but I can't say that I do that very often.

Another random thought - I've only ever dated / screwed the guy I'm with presently. I was a virgin until I was 19. So yes, even a super awesome girl with giant jugs like mine couldn't get any action in high school. So all of you boys who are worried about such things, don't. Everyone gets lucky eventually. Patience is a virtue.

I'm a 21 year old college student in the lovely (*gags*) state of Delaware. There is not anything particularly special about Delaware beyond the sheer ammount of chickens who call the state home - last I knew, it was 3 chickens to one person in the state? No matter where you are in the state, you can either smell the gut-wrenchingly sour smell of dirty chicken houses, simmering in the summer heat... or possibly the equally foul scent of the bay, thick with rotting crustaceans and seaweed slime. A lovely place to live, neh?

I'm a huge dork, as I've already expressed to a few around here. I love to play video games of various sorts. I also play World of Warcraft (the MMO that popped my MMO cherry). But wait, that's not all! I RP online, or at least I used to when I had more time to spare. I cosplay. I also play tabletop RPGs too - you know, Dungeons and Dragons. Oh yeah, you heard me. I love fantasy and sci-fi books, shows and movies. Anime too. Firefly was an amazing show. Old school Star Trek kicks ass, if only for it's amusement factor. I do admit that I still need to read Dune - my boyfriend won't let me forget about that. Oh, and I almost forgot. I love comic books - mostly X-men and Spiderman. And manga.

As for literature, movies, and music... let me just say:
-Ayn Rand's "The Fountainhead", anything by Anne Rice (including the Erotic Tales of Sleeping Beauty), well written ethnographies, anything that snags my interest
-Kevin Smith films (Dogma), most Happy-Madison films, Lord of the Rings, The Matrix, most comic book movies, and more recently I've taken an interest in romantic comedy due to a class I took (Some Like It Hot). Also, anything with a lot of explotions and car chases is great.
-Metallica, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, Tori Amos, Less Than Jake, Kamelot, Utada Hikaru... Basically: Metal, rock, alternative, ska, and some Japanese pop

I'm an anthropology major. I began as a psychology major but decided that people were all insane and that I didn't care enough to get myself all mixed up in that crazy shit. Seriously. Anthropology is interesting... even if everyone thinks that my being an anthropologist means that I am Laura Croft. I actually don't have a problem with that and I am more than happy to let people go on thinking that I am, in fact, a super sexy video game vixen. I have been on a field dig which tested both my patience and my ability to survive on two granola bars a day while doing grueling physical labor for a month, but I don't raid tombs. I'd be a lot more well off as far as money is concerned if I did.

At this point I am a senior and simply trying to finish up my last year in school, as I am no longer held in thrall by the idea of going to other countries and studying "the other". I don't even really want to study people in the United States... although I've always been terribly intrigued by the idea of doing an anthropological study of the BDSM underground. I think it'd sell, what do you think?

I am instead focusing upon my writing. Funny enough, I'm working on a young adult book at the moment. I write all manner of genres, however... children's, fantasy/sci-fi, erotica of various sorts. I can only hope that once I have a manuscript completed someone will want to publish me. Otherwise I'm going to end up being a trophy wife for my poor boyfriend, who also has a "worthless humanities major degree". But we're big fans of the great outdoors, so living in a box in an ally some where won't be so bad...

So why did such a lovely, intelligent, elloquent young lady as myself decide to offer up her breasts to the gods of internet oggling, you ask? Well let me tell you, friend! I'd been discussing the idea with my boyfriend for some time. He declared that my boobs were far better than so many of the other sets he'd seen across this great world wide web of course. After taking a few days to weigh the pros and cons of posting my pictures (mostly the cons) I eventually threw caution to the wind and without another thought I quickly made an account and put up my first picture - one of a small set I'd taken specifically for the purpose.

Soon I realized that the folks here are wonderfully complimentary and I'd gotten a reassuringly high score on my breasts. I decided to post another picture, with the same results - decent score, nice comments, and pleasant (or amusing... or both) messages. Occationally you'll probably see my boyfriend, August85, commenting on my pictures as well - which is always a pleasant surprise.

So all in all, that's it. Are you tired of me yet?

Welcome to the boards..........I think your going to like it here.

Welcome to the boards and to your boyfriend. look forward to new pix from you.

I almost read the whole thing, but don't hold my short attention span against me...welcome!

Welcome Welcome ... So have to be honest I didnt get past the part were you said you had 38DD on a 5'ft frame .. care to show us more of that ?

Hah, that's okay. I appreciate honesty. I didn't figure that most folks come here to read a biography but I was bored - what can I say?

I'll probably have a new picture up some time soon. I'm going to have to be a bit more discrete now that my roommate is moving back in for Spring semester!

Hey August, glad to have you on board!

While taking a break from computer science courses, I took some anthropology classes and absolutely loved it. I was more into the cultural aspects and took a really interesting cultures and personality class. It was a blast.

I'm graduating in may with a computer science major and math minor. I'm definitely thinking about going back for an anthro degree, for nothing more than just to have the knowledge.

We'll have to discuss anthro sometime.

Btw, great pics

I wuv dorks Glad to have you on the boat Miss

Welcome to the Message Board Augustsgirl
Wow, what a great start on your Thread
Sound like you are going to enjoy hanging around with us alot
Feel free post around, and make new friends along the way
One of your Fav. fans Jay

I'm hooked. And, in the infamous words of Mal Reynolds, "I aim to misbehave".

Yay, Firefly!!
Mal is everything that Kirk should've been.
Oh, maybe that's going too far. *L*

But I always have to wonder... why doesn't anybody show Jayne some love?
I <3 Jayne.

Jayne got some love in "Heart of Gold", I love that episode. And, let's never forget "The Hero of Canton the man they call MEEEE".

read it all but love the 38DD barely 5' hope to see more of u

Welcome to the boards! Some of us love to read and write....most of us are more
visually oriented though. I was thinking that the only Augusts I know are August Strindberg, August Wilson, and August Comte, 2 dramatists and "the father of sociology". Having read your bio, I can imagine you to be an intellectual associate of theirs, as well as your boyfriend August. As far as doing anthropological studies, you might consider doing one on online communities like ours ---
we're probably as interesting a bunch of perves as you'd find anywhere on the internet.

Somfan

Hah! I actually have considered doing anthropological studies on closed communities like this. Well, my original idea was to integrate myself into a BDSM community and study that. I think it would be a terribly interesting study.( ) *L*

I could only HOPE to be an associate of August Comte.... Then again, he's dead and I'm not so. Hey, I have that going for me? I'm all about sociology, though. The way that people interact is extremely interesting to me and ties in with my anthropological interests. But I appreciate the compliment (gasp - one that wasn't related to my boobies?) <3

(gasp - one that wasn't related to my boobies?) <3

but we still wanna see your boobies

well I went back and read it , thanks for the information , but hey ya left out what your favorite sex position is ...


ANd By discrete do you mean wearing lingerie to try and hide your awesome body ?

Aww... I did forget that!! Hm, hard choice. They're all good. For pure physical factor - girl on top feels the best. However, I dig doggy style if I'm feeling particularly submissive.

And no that isn't what I meant. I don't think the roomie would like very much if I was snapping pictures with her in the room. Alas!

I'd have to agree .. girl on top ... allows you to grab her ass and suck on her tits while enjoying watching her ride you!

Ask your roomie to Join RMM, who knows, maybe she would love to take your pictures

both fine choices .. could imagine your fine breasts hanging down in either position ...

OHHHHHH okay I got it .. well pick a time when shes not there ...

Hah... I don't think so. She seems like a bit of a prude. That's fine and all if that's how she is. I just don't want to make her feel awkward.

But having her around is a drag because when my boyfriend comes up to visit me we have to schedule time to have sex around her being out of the room. We only got to have sex twice this past week when he came up... I was sad, because that isn't much for three days worth of visiting. When we're completely alone we have sex at least once or twice a day and fool around even more than that. Oh well. Summer will be here soon I guess.

Not soon enough for my libido though. I can't even masturbate since my roommate is always in the room! Grrr.

Oh, and on a side note. I'll try to get a few new pics up when I can, folks. I appologize... I just have to wait for a time when my roomie isn't around and then snap a few quickies.

Back when I was in college, we didn't let roommates stop us: favorite places to fuck included the library, the chapel (it was a Christian college), the golf course, and photographic darkrooms. Where there is a will, there's a way.

Bummer cant even masterbate , well when ya get time for pictures rest assured they will be appreciated

Witty, intelligent and a killer rack. You're pretty much near perfect. One of my favourite new girls here for sure.

That's really a bummer. I hope you get to screw lots more soon!

Intelligent and witty? Perhaps, perhaps. Tell that to my archaeology teacher right now, I'm pretty sure she thinks that I'm just a smart ass...

Given, I sort of am. But no matter!

And just so everyone knows I'm uploading a new picture since I have a bit of time with my roomie being out, doing something with her sorority this evening. Hooray!

And since FreakyShinnizle mentioned it, my boyfriend came to visit this week so I did get to screw a few times a day for a few days so that was refreshing. We got to finally use my Valentine's present that he'd gotten me... a set of thigh cuffs that hook onto my wrist cuffs. Fun times.

Picture, please! Remember we are visually oriented here at RMM...

*L* Indeed. We'll see about next pic.

I got my stuff from Extreme Restraints, though. Nice online store.

I mean aside from some of the more hardcore stuff.
No, I would not like an iron box over my head nor an anal hook.
Thanks for askin though.

(I have to admit that the suspension restraint systems do look fun though. But still, no hooks in my ass please, I need to be able to walk to class still without looking like someone just broke me *L*)

I see, I too wear my Leather Mask
love to see the New set of pictures and toys you have to use
Enjoy

*giggle* That picture startled the hell out of me, I have to say. I don't think I'd want that going down on me unless I was getting a clit piercing. Wtf, mate... that's a spikey mask.

lol, I get that the first time, but after you get the best you come back for more
they always do

My interest in BDSM is limited to a little role playing. I'm not into pain and suffering, or the mixing of violence and sex.

I don't like pain and suffering either, that's the problem. People assume when you say you're into BDSM that you want to hurt someone or be hurt.

I just want to be held down!

Considering I'm really into video games and D&D and such... and even that I roleplay online... people assume that I do it in bed, but I don't. I can't get over the silly factor of it. I'd rather just fuck my boyfriend, not a fireman or... god knows what. I'd laugh too much.

Sorta like the one time we played this sex-poker game where you have chips that say what you have to do. He won and one of the ones he bet was 'spanking' - but the entire time he was spanking me I couldn't stop laughing. Luckily laughter isn't a mood killer for us.

WOW sounds like my kind of game .

Definately a lot of fun. Funny enough one of his ex-girlfriends bought it for us. They're still friends... otherwise that might've been weird.

yeah very weird , but I guess you could always inivte her over to join ?

New pictures will be up for tomorrow, since I'm uploading them tonight.

I decided to let my text book get in on the action since it's been taking so much of my time lately. *laughs*

As long as your beautiful tits are in the picture

F.Y.I.

I'm going to be home and then at my boyfriend's house for spring break so I won't really have access to -this- particular website while I'm home (or any of my porn for that matter ) unless I borrow my boyfriend's computer while I'm with him but we're going to be busy in numerous ways. <3

So I probably won't be able to reply to any messages until April 7th.

well he is just to lucky .. enjoy your break ..

Awww...

Well I hope he does the same thing I do to you in my dreams every night

Enjoy your break sweetie

Hah... so that DOES confirm one of the 'bumperstickers' I have on my Facebook account which states: "My self esteem comes from knowing that men jerk off to me"

Who doesn't enjoy one handed applause?

Aside from that, you can all wish me luck on getting at least a C on this craptacular paper I have to turn in tomorrow. I think it'd be easier to strangle my teacher than to bother trying in her class.

And before anyone suggests having sex with her, lemme tell you... she's older than my mom and not attractive enough to touch with a ten foot pole so... no.

...Maybe if she was young and hot.

sounds like you've got the base concept for a porno there, wait base concept for porn is people fucking on camera....whats that called then? plot? thats it, the unnecessary part of a porn, thats what you got with your young hot teacher premise.

best o luck on the paper

Glad I was useful

I love the way you think

I hope you'll do well babe

[quote=Augustsgirl,Apr 8 2008, 10:52 PM]
Hah... so that DOES confirm one of the 'bumperstickers' I have on my Facebook account which states: "My self esteem comes from knowing that men jerk off to me"

Who doesn't enjoy one handed applause?

well youv'e received many ovations from this cucumber !!

good luck !!!!!!