i haven't had phone sex for a while....just wondering if anyone still does that!

you'd have to be pretty desperate to have sex with a phone!
why are all the crackpots from Chicago?

Hey, don't blame me. I came here to escape the whacked out canadians

Can't find where to do it!!! Sometimes goes together with a good wank, the old fashion way.

perhaps you and musicmaniac should exchange phone number

Maybe it is Jrock is disguise?

I have never paid for phone sex, who does? Why when we have a thing called the internet that can provide millions of hours of porn, containing sexual acts that you will never experience

Most TV commercials contain sexual acts these two guys will never experience.

Don't forget Pussycat Doll videos

I would say the only time I would do phone sex is if I was seperted from my wife for a long period of time , I might call her and do it ...other then that as far as pay for WHY ?

Like they say, It is like a car space. WHy pay for it when if you apply yourself you can get it for free

bwahahaha

If only I could take credit for that beautiful line

I once had unprotected phone sex.... and got an ear infection...

ba doom doom

that just goes to show that you can't trust evade

you're supposed to stick the phone by your ear??
I've been going about this all wrong

Written by Jerry Seinfield. If I had his millions, I'd be funny too.

fuck his millions. I want that hot high school girl the the DDs that he was dating. What was her name? I think it was like boobs or something

or maybe Mulva?

And I mean it. I really laughed out loud at that one.

All I know is that those tits are real, and they're spectacular!

It was something like Showshana or something. I can't remember who it was that she ended up marrying, but I DO remember thinking to myself, "It figures" For half his 250 million dollars. I'd have his kid.

Bondi would have his kid too... as long as she's not older than 6

Comedy....



wait, nooo.... Deloris!!!!

and Bob

I had to lookup the other names he thought up...Hest and Bovary

I wonder if she was from Regina

Mulva was the best of them



Could be?

In related news I saw a Simpsons ep the other day where Homer et al smuggle drugs from Canada to the States and Regina is mentioned

and they even pronounced it right, which of course makes it funnier.
in a sidenote, you think they got the australian accents wrong, these ones were pretty bad.

Oh you think???

American actors can not nail the Australian Accent. It always comes out so fucking wrong. English actors can get it but never the Americans

My fault. Sorry. gd'ay

are australian and new zealand accents the same? they sound similar but different, like canada and the USA

I guess they are simliar but like USA/Canada never all us the same!

Kiwi's pronounce their vowels different to Aussies.

e.g six sounds like sex

fish and chips sounds like fush and chups

Hey there ladies and gents, I'm just inquiring how many of you rmmers have done phone sex? How do you like it and are u an addict of it? If so, how do you go about it (i.e. u take off all ur clothes and lay in ur bed to talk).

Alvin

Also, if ure looking for a male partner that is horny let me know

http://www.ratemymelons.com/chat/Phone_Sex-t1142.html

might want to do a search before ya start a new thread mate , chances are it has already been done , and furthermore I dont think you will find to many ladies here that are looking for a phone chat , however Bondi seems to be a good candidate pm him and see if he can help ya out ...

Agentblue....If 3d can hang your ass for not searching...you are just a slacker...

Get a clue!

Where is the other topic, I'll merge?

http://www.ratemymelons.com/chat/Phone_Sex-t1142.html

MERGING

I can't believe you guys let him off that easy!

Im such a cutie pie thats y hehe

What can i say... I am still full of christmas cheer

aka alcohol

bingo

This thread seems to be somewhat stagnant but no matter... My two cents:

I've never done full-out back and forth description phone sex because I find that to be a somewhat silly concept, but my boyfriend and I occationally have a set up where he tells me a story about what he wants to do to me when he comes to see me (we're presently living one state apart due to school) while I masturbate and vocalize over the phone, so he can do the same on the other end of the line.

Er, although.. we use a computer headset and talk program. Hands free!!

I love geeks!

interesting