All, long time browser and first time 'poster' as they say on talk radio here in the fruited plain.

With the exception of 'Lynette,' I've been impressed with the honesty/civility with most on this board and the fact that you all seem to have a helluva good time and I'd like to be a part of same.

Comedy, you indeed have a good sense of humor and Bondi, I guaraundamntee you I will not begin a new thread unless I've checked to see if a similar one already exists.

A bit about me, I'm 54 years old with most of my hair and some of my teeth.

My bride (not very understanding) has been with me for almost 15 years (my mother pays' her cash on a monthly basis) and yep, she has great breasts. No pic's fellas' sorry.

Continuing on, I work in the airline industry, have no children that I'm aware of, am a recovering catholic, have 13 RMM inches and reside in 'the sun 'n fun' capital of the midwest...St.Louis Mo. USA

So, I've finally put my foot in the RMM water and I hope that you all will be somewhat kind to this F.N.G............

Hi there,

Sounds like you are off to a good start! Welcome!

chickie

Chickie, many thanks and I'm unsure (being an old freak and not John) how all this cut, paste 'n post stuff works.

I will say that I wish I had a trip tp YVR in the near future as your figure is stunning, your photos erotic and well, they work well.............................

Best and thanks,

Tedd

Awww...you know my airport code...

You'll figure it out, and if you don't there will always be someone to point out what you've done wrong. lol....just don't take it personally...

(love the name...lol...classic!)

here's a lil cleave pic for your thread

Sorry to hear about Macho Grande....... but happy to know you've got your drinking problem all squared away. You must be saving a bundle on dry cleaning now!


Welcome and have a good one!

welcome mate , and with Chickies cleavage here you started out on the right step ....

Pay, the Macho Grande was found to contain excessive cheese resulting in an abundance of 'fuel' vapors throughout the airframe resulting in skid marks in the skivvies and an aborted bombing run and please remember that I drink only, if I'm alone or with someone.

3D, It's read as if you have a working farm in or around PIA?
Now I have to ask, Cardinals or Cubs and how much snow did y'all get?
WX forecasters in the Loo predicted 2-4" and we wound up with 10-12".
Keeerist, how my bride wishes the numbers were reversed.

Chickie I've always thought that the VFR approach to rnys 26l/r at YVR was one most scenic in north america ......until i saw your cleavage.........

Thanks all for the kind welcome and i think it's time for a cold, frosty, 48 pack
(thats two slabs if you are down under)

Striker

I like the cut of your jib mate

Welcome aboard... if you have any questions or queries please do not hesitate to ask.

All I ask is that any unwanted liquor you have stashed away be sent to me ASAP!

Also, what is my airport code? (just feel like testing your knowledge)




I am standing and applauding your worldy knowledge

It seems you will fit in nicely here althought I have NFI what you are talking about Macho Grande etc

Go watch the movie "Airplane" some of the funniest sight-gag\double entendre humor out there......

"A hospital? Doctor what it is?"
"It's a big building with beds. But that's not important right now."

Is it like your Leslie Neilsen type comedy? In the vain of Naked Gun?

SPOT ON!!!!

That quote is actually Leslie Neilsen giving his deadpan delivery before "Naked Gun" series.


"Surely you can't be serious doctor...."
"I'm deadly serious. And don't call me surely."

Just saying and welcome....

Awww....I like you!



Flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.



YUM!

I used to love those movies... I think I have seen a leslie neilsen movie based around a plane... I cant think of the name though, might be the same movie? I think all the pilots get food poisoning and the plane starts to descend... he has to take control and land it?

"Doctors say that Nordberg has a 50 - 50 chance of living, though there's only a 10 percent chance of that."

That's right...cuz I don't show them to just ANYONE....
.
.
.
.
oh wait...ya, I do.




That's the one b-cakes...it's called Airplane, and Ted Striker is the one who lands the plane, getting over some very significant personal demons.

Don't choose the fish.

Well it turns out I have seen the movie... but it was a long, long time ago and I won't pretend to know any funny one liners or character names but it is a funny movie

"Guess I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue...."

Lloyd Bridges in one of his funniest.....

Welcome
[attachmentid=56183]

And keeping with the theme your thread here is my fav

Captain Oveur: You ever been in a cockpit before?
Joey: No sir, I've never been up in a plane before.
Captain Oveur: You ever seen a grown man naked?

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines"

He's gotta be dead by now?

So I wanted to join the party and quote something... fuck this movie was made before I was born!

anyway... here is a little exchange I remembered when I saw it at a quote site;

"Male announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.

Female announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.

Male announcer: The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a white zone.

Female announcer: No, the white zone is for loading. Now, there is no stopping in a RED zone.

Male announcer: The red zone has always been for loading.

Female announcer: Don't you tell me which zone is for loading, and which zone is for unloading.

Male announcer: Look Betty, don't start up with your white zone shit again. There's just no stopping in a white zone.

Female announcer: Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.

Male announcer: It's really the only sensible thing to do, if its done safely. Therapeutically there's no danger involved. "

Ladies, many thanks for the delicious cleavage shots and I'd like to put a shot or 12 on th.........well you get the idea.

Fella's you all are good re the Airplane dialog and I thought this forum was the Simpsons or nothing

Bondi, your aerodome code is YSSY/SYD...I flew the White House Press Corps into Sydney on (don't laugh due age) new years eve of '91.......they all said I had a helluva time. We wound up in the hotel bar with a gaggle of RAAF vets from WW2...........the bastards tried to kill me and damn near succeeded as we had to aviate at o dark 30 the next morning which was New Years Eve, stateside.

Anyway, the tour through Australia included Canberra , one helluva spicey little tart in Melbourne and was one of the best trips I've ever flown.

Cheers to Austraila man and I think it's time for a tinnie or 40....

All, thanks again for the kind welcome....

Striker

We adapt to what needs to be referenced or quoted here mate.

So you have visited the fine shores of Australia? Good for you. The ladies here do love a military man. When an American Vessel ports here the young Yanks love it!

Oh and those Vets can drink like Boris Yeltzin at a bachelor party

It seems you'll fit in here just great. I didn't have any tits in my thread until a couple of pages into it, so you're already ahead of the game. Post away!

I dont even remember the first 30-40 pages of my thread

I'm only up to page 9. At this rate I'll have 40 pages in 2525.

Combine all the closeups.... you'll get there

Hmmmm...Stryker, Stryker, Stryker, Stryker, strike her, strike her, strike her!