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i3mta3i123
Well I had stumbled on this site a few years ago but not till know did I get hooked... I am a boob man and proud of it... Ladies bless you all for you have something I desire everyday 08.gif . Anyways I love to cycle and meet people. Just started to travel so hope to see the world sooner then later. Anyways i am either working out or on this site now lol hope to become a heavy blogger here. If your interested in asking me a question go ahead... I will get back as soon as possible... Hope to continue viewing all the 411's here and getting to know most of you all..
HardDick69
Welcome to the site. You'll have a good time here unless you're an idiot.

Here are a few tips to consider:

1) Use the search feature before making new posts.
2) Realize that no one gives a damn about a picture of your cock, and if you are forced to actually put one on the site, put it in the appropriate thread. (hint: member's forum)
3) Show respect to the ladies on the site
4) Study up on Simpson's trivia.

Gluck smile.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(HardDick69 @ Sep 4 2007, 01:44 PM)
Welcome to the site.  You'll have a good time here unless you're an idiot.

Here are a few tips to consider:

1)  Use the search feature before making new posts.
2) Realize that no one gives a damn about a picture of your cock, and if you are forced to actually put one on the site, put it in the appropriate thread. (hint: member's forum)
3) Show respect to the ladies on the site
4) Study up on Simpson's trivia.

Gluck smile.gif
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You just about fucking nailed it brother....

Welcome mate... Enjoy the festivities food-smiley-004.gif
HardDick69
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Sep 4 2007, 12:03 AM)
You just about fucking nailed it brother....

Welcome mate... Enjoy the festivities food-smiley-004.gif
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Haha yah man, we have to inform the newbies so they don't do stupid shit. We all know that 3d does enough stupid shit to last us a lifetime anyways smile.gif haha
bondiguy
QUOTE(HardDick69 @ Sep 4 2007, 03:06 PM)
Haha yah man, we have to inform the newbies so they don't do stupid shit.  We all know that 3d does enough stupid to last us a lifetime anyways smile.gif haha
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Yeah one village idiot is enough thank you grinning-smiley-003.gif
bondiguy
So I presume the pic you have up for rating is of your wife/partner?
HardDick69
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Sep 4 2007, 12:43 AM)
So I presume the pic you have up for rating is of your wife/partner?
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At least hes' getting off to a good start. The first pic he's posted hasn't been of himself smile.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(HardDick69 @ Sep 4 2007, 03:52 PM)
At least hes' getting off to a good start. The first pic he's posted hasn't been of himself smile.gif
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touche mate... touche
i3mta3i123
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Sep 4 2007, 12:56 AM)
touche mate... touche
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Yup thats her and no I amnot putting a dick pic on here its not ratemydick site lol.. thanks for the welcome food-smiley-004.gif Oh hope you enjoy the pic i will be adding more...
Bobaloo
Welcome, slick. glad you could make it. Especially cuz you're willing to share your woman's, um, assets. smile.gif

Catch ya 'round the boards.
baby21
QUOTE(i3mta3i123 @ Sep 4 2007, 08:12 AM)
Yup thats her and no I amnot putting a dick pic on here its not ratemydick site lol.. thanks for the welcome food-smiley-004.gif Oh hope you enjoy the pic i will be adding more...
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Haha... welcome to the site!! smile.gif 08.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(i3mta3i123 @ Sep 4 2007, 11:12 PM)
Yup thats her and no I amnot putting a dick pic on here its not ratemydick site lol.. thanks for the welcome food-smiley-004.gif
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Thank god for that! tongue.gif
Bobaloo
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Sep 4 2007, 11:31 PM)
Thank god for that! tongue.gif
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Okay.


thank you, God, for the bad stuff adults do, which distracts attention from the stuff I'm doing. Amen.
bondiguy
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Sep 6 2007, 04:41 AM)
Okay.
thank you, God, for the bad stuff adults do, which distracts attention from the stuff I'm doing.  Amen.
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A stretch... but I'll pay that one grinning-smiley-003.gif
Bobaloo
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Sep 6 2007, 12:20 AM)
A stretch... but I'll pay that one grinning-smiley-003.gif
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I was in a hurry. confused-smiley-013.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Sep 12 2007, 02:46 AM)
I was in a hurry. confused-smiley-013.gif
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Tryin to whore the boards in under 15 mins huh? tongue.gif
Bobaloo
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Sep 12 2007, 01:35 AM)
Tryin to whore the boards in under 15 mins huh? tongue.gif
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nope. Trying to whore the boards in under 14 minutes, which left 1 minute for foreplay,sex, and cuddling with the wife.

well to be honest, the first 45 seconds out of that minute were spent whining and begging. blink.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Sep 13 2007, 02:56 AM)
nope.  Trying to whore the boards in under 14 minutes, which left 1 minute for foreplay,sex, and cuddling with the wife.

well to be honest, the first 45 seconds out of that minute were spent whining and begging. blink.gif
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what about the final 10 seconds?
Bobaloo
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Sep 13 2007, 12:49 AM)
what about the final 10 seconds?
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that's the time my wife uses to cry uncontrollably because she can't help it while reflecting on the beautiful experience.
bondiguy
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Sep 14 2007, 02:10 AM)
that's the time my wife uses to cry uncontrollably because she can't help it while reflecting on the beautiful experience.
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I believe the first part of that sentence, the last... it's hard to swallow! tongue.gif
Bobaloo
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Sep 13 2007, 06:14 PM)
I believe the first part of that sentence, the last... it's hard to swallow! tongue.gif
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that's waht she said
bondiguy
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Sep 14 2007, 01:44 PM)
that's waht she said
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And that my friends is comedy... set up brilliantly and spiked over the net!
Bobaloo
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Sep 14 2007, 03:15 AM)
And that my friends is comedy... set up brilliantly and spiked over the net!
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We're like Penn and Teller... but funny.
Gnappster
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Sep 13 2007, 04:14 PM)
I believe the first part of that sentence, the last... it's hard to swallow! tongue.gif
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QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Sep 13 2007, 08:44 PM)
that's waht she said
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laughing-smiley-014.gif

QUOTE(bondiguy @ Sep 14 2007, 01:15 AM)
And that my friends is comedy... set up brilliantly and spiked over the net!
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indeed!

QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Sep 14 2007, 09:54 AM)
We're like Penn and Teller... but funny.
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I was think more like Siegfried & Roy. wacko.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Sep 15 2007, 02:54 AM)
We're like Penn and Teller... but funny.
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Take that washington!

QUOTE(Gnappster @ Sep 15 2007, 03:27 AM)
laughing-smiley-014.gif
indeed!
I was think more like Siegfried & Roy. wacko.gif
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So who is the tiger?
Bobaloo
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Sep 14 2007, 05:14 PM)
Take that washington!

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Eat lead, Einstein!
bondiguy
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Sep 15 2007, 09:11 AM)
Eat lead, Einstein!
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I think you just killed the zombie 3d
Bobaloo
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Sep 14 2007, 07:04 PM)
I think you just killed the zombie 3d
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He was a zombie? blink.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Sep 16 2007, 01:17 AM)
He was a zombie? blink.gif
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*clap clap clap*

Bravo good sir!
Bobaloo
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Sep 16 2007, 05:39 AM)
*clap clap clap*

Bravo good sir!
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We're a good team. grinning-smiley-003.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Sep 18 2007, 08:12 AM)
We're a good team. grinning-smiley-003.gif
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There's no I in team... but there is a M and an E
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