Well I had stumbled on this site a few years ago but not till know did I get hooked... I am a boob man and proud of it... Ladies bless you all for you have something I desire everyday . Anyways I love to cycle and meet people. Just started to travel so hope to see the world sooner then later. Anyways i am either working out or on this site now lol hope to become a heavy blogger here. If your interested in asking me a question go ahead... I will get back as soon as possible... Hope to continue viewing all the 411's here and getting to know most of you all..

Welcome to the site. You'll have a good time here unless you're an idiot.

Here are a few tips to consider:

1) Use the search feature before making new posts.
2) Realize that no one gives a damn about a picture of your cock, and if you are forced to actually put one on the site, put it in the appropriate thread. (hint: member's forum)
3) Show respect to the ladies on the site
4) Study up on Simpson's trivia.

Gluck

You just about fucking nailed it brother....

Welcome mate... Enjoy the festivities

Haha yah man, we have to inform the newbies so they don't do stupid shit. We all know that 3d does enough stupid shit to last us a lifetime anyways haha

Yeah one village idiot is enough thank you

So I presume the pic you have up for rating is of your wife/partner?

At least hes' getting off to a good start. The first pic he's posted hasn't been of himself

touche mate... touche

Yup thats her and no I amnot putting a dick pic on here its not ratemydick site lol.. thanks for the welcome Oh hope you enjoy the pic i will be adding more...

Welcome, slick. glad you could make it. Especially cuz you're willing to share your woman's, um, assets.

Catch ya 'round the boards.

Haha... welcome to the site!!

Thank god for that!

Okay.


thank you, God, for the bad stuff adults do, which distracts attention from the stuff I'm doing. Amen.

A stretch... but I'll pay that one

I was in a hurry.

Tryin to whore the boards in under 15 mins huh?

nope. Trying to whore the boards in under 14 minutes, which left 1 minute for foreplay,sex, and cuddling with the wife.

well to be honest, the first 45 seconds out of that minute were spent whining and begging.

what about the final 10 seconds?

that's the time my wife uses to cry uncontrollably because she can't help it while reflecting on the beautiful experience.

I believe the first part of that sentence, the last... it's hard to swallow!

that's waht she said

And that my friends is comedy... set up brilliantly and spiked over the net!

We're like Penn and Teller... but funny.

indeed!


I was think more like Siegfried & Roy.

Take that washington!



So who is the tiger?

Eat lead, Einstein!

I think you just killed the zombie 3d

He was a zombie?

*clap clap clap*

Bravo good sir!

We're a good team.

There's no I in team... but there is a M and an E