I may have to step down on my Moderation duties due to the fact I can hardly find the time to pop on and check things out like I want to anymore....


So...


State why YOU would make a good moderator to this site... and I will make the suggestion to johnfreak who I think will be a good mod. I already have a couple of folks in mind already but audition for this part anyway

hmmmm...qualities that would make me a good moderator?? well, it takes me a long time to learn anything, I'm kind of a goof-off...stuff starts disappearing from the office.

But if you're looking for someone who is here way to much monday to friday, 9 to 5, I'm the man.

I forgot to ask, what does this job pay?

Maybe "Pay" should apply!?

The Pay.... Not a god damn thing


The Power is its own payment

Short of Puppet and the Freak I have the lowest member number here. Which basically means I forgot exactly when I actually joined the site.

That's all I got C-Man.

I have nothing good to offer other than my fondness of boobs and power. But I'd love to have the job just so my name could be right next to BTS's when you click on that moderators link.

or perhaps a team moderating effort could be in order. among Gnappy, Bondi, and myself, the three of us could really keep everyone here in line. And I'd be more than happy to look at raw video footage before editing a vid for someone.

While anyone serious about applying for the "job" should refrain from including a simpsons reference in the application, all the potential scenarios kind of remind me of when Marge works as a police officer and Homer parks across 3 handicapped parking spaces, you know, when she asks him to move the car and he just makes fun of her and then takes her hat. She then slaps the handcuffs on him to arrest him and he says something like, honey, save that for the bedroom or something like that.

seriously, though. I dont' know who you have in mind, but if you're in a jam, I could help ya out. I'm here enough so if there's something that needs to be addressed, I can get to it fairly quick. I hope your wanting to step down doesn't mean you won't be stopping by anymore.

anyway, yes, CM, I think we should recognize every wednesday as Bobaloo day. Thanks for proposing the idea.

I'd be the worst choice possible. Until last year, I thought "computer" began with a "K".

now that was funny!!!

Can you imagine if closeup was a board mod. We'd have like 37 moderators and not one single thread would get merged around here.

It's not that I wouldn't have good ideas, I just wouldn't know what to do with them. Here's an idea: If a woman posts a picture, her post count goes up by 10. If a guy posts a picture of his dick, his post count drops 1000. A little incentive and disincentive scheme to liven things up.

I included 2

and spotted

not me either...i know nothing about computers and "Rate my Melons Board moderator" wouldn't look to good on my teacher resume'.

however, I bet you would look damn good on your résumé

CM, I have another question. If I were to get the mod job, would you be knighting me? I've always wanted to be called Sir Bobaloo.

yeah but if we were to actually call you that you may not respond.

Haha spotted



Resume... It still sounds strange to me

In all seriousness, I asked Freak about a year ago but at the time another mod was not needed.

I'd love to take over duties as I am pretty much here 5-6 days a week and most people know who I am due to my ridiculosuly high post count. I have been a Mod on other sites and yeah, i could walk into the position.

Aside from that, if I am not chosen I hope Gnappy, Pay or Bob get the nod

p.s I love Boobs!

I think putting you on a desk naked would be the best resume .. just hope you dont teach elem. kids ..

I think you should pick BOanna , she has a tendency to put the boys in line , and she doesnt take the crap that some dish out , and she works on computers for a living ... shes got my vote ... and besides she has a great body to show as well ..

I think all 4 of us, with our differing time zones, could cover this place around the clock.

scary very scary !

I'll just go sit in the corner by myself now.

why dont' you invite closeup 2-9 to hang out in the corner with you?

and then some

Let's leave my imaginary friends out of this.

haha
that got me thinking of the multiple Homer analogy, which in turn got me thinking of the Flintstones episode wher some alien (not Gazoo) landed and made all these replicas of Fred, and they would go around and cause shit all the while shouting YABBA - DABBA - DO! in a halted robotic voice. Damn that was funny- one of my all time favs! I'll go take another hit off the bong now.

That is all.

That was also a very funny "Calvin & Hobbes" running joke. Calvin duplicated himself to get out of doing chores and homework. Naturally, it doesn't work out as he planned and hilarity ensues.

a great comic that died before its time.

are you talking about Chris Farley or John Belushi

If you've ever read up on Bill Waterson, you'll find he's about the least materialistic person you could imagine. They offered him a boatload of money to have "Calvin & Hobbes" t-shirts, coffee mugs, movies, etc, etc,. But he didn't want any of that. For him, Calvin was only ever going to exist as a comic strip. When they kept putting the pressure on, he just quit drawing it.

Well, at least he's perpetuated in your av.

That avatar was supposed to be animated. Calvin sneezes his head off. I think my computer must be broken because it didn't post that way. Yeah, that's it.

And on the rear window of about a million rednecks pickup trucks.

Of course, it's the computer. Next you're going to be blaming the butterfly.

and I bet it was your computer that ate closeup4's password as well.

almost missed this one. very funny. I wonder if that weird pee guy has one of those stickers

yeah, except that it is of the weird pee guy pissing on calvin

of course. i should have known.

Probably, he might have stolen it from 3d's bumper.

the only bumber sticker I have on any of my vehicles is simple ..

FOR A SMALL TOWN THIS ONE SURE HAS ALOT OF ASSHOLES ...

it works in alot of places .. Hint hint !!!

it just isn't worth the effort to try to figure out the best line in this scene, so I'll just post the whole damn scene...

Dark Helmet: Careful you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it!
Laser Gunner: Sorry sir! I'm doing my best!
Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?
Major Asshole: I did sir. He's my cousin.
Dark Helmet: Who is he?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole sir.
Dark Helmet: I know that! What's his name?
Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir. Asshole, Major Asshole!
Dark Helmet: And his cousin?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole too sir. Gunner's mate First Class Philip Asshole!
Dark Helmet: How many asholes do we have on this ship, anyway?
[Entire bridge crew stands up and raises a hand]
Entire Bridge Crew: Yo!
Dark Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes!
[Dark Helmet pulls his face shield down]
Dark Helmet: Keep firing, assholes!

why I have no idea .

You mean it works in more places than just holding your bumper on? Like where, over the rip in the driver's seat or to patch the hole in the roof? You must be another McGiver.

you figured it out and it only took a few minutes instead of days this time ...

that was actually kinda funny.

I mean, not ha ha funny, but funny nonetheless.

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