This one is a true story:


this thing is freaking awesome, think I've bought enough toys to be able to open a section here with sex toy reviews with links to buy them (or don't buy them cause some suck).

That little vibrator shaped like a tongue that goes on your finger looked kinda cheap and crappy when I bought it, but holy fuck the thing is powerful, gave it as a christmas gift with a few others and my girl won't leave it alone, says it's by far the best thing since the jackrabbit.

If you love RMM, buy one from that link, you won't be sorry girls, (or guys buying for GF/Wives).

So what kinda cut are you getting?

I kinda got the impression he was giving us the absolute straight scoop. He could of "pushed" a hundred and one things on us over the years, but never has. I'm inclined to believe that this thing must really be great for John to praise it so highly. It's certainly worth a shot.

Oh I am sure it is great.... but I plug nothing unless I get a cut haha....j/k

If 3d buys this his wife may never sleep with him again.........................
































She won't be able to get it away from his asshole!

I Get a cut of course, and I would never personally recommend anything, porns sites included, unless I liked them (AFF - awesome - Fling -awesome - Camazon -super Sex Search - fast results)

That's what I thought. This site would be a disaster otherwise. Like 99% of the other sites out there. Thanks to John for playing it straight with us.

I try and play it straight when I can.


speaking of which, againast my better judgement I'm gonna sell some ads to other people, so a few of em will be ads for stuff I don't personally endorse, so I guess that rule is out the window, but if I make a post like this or write some review sections, those will be all personally endorsed

I know, im just fucking with ya

you wish !

oh baby ..

Actually... I think he does

lol righttttt

can't believe none of you girls bought this yet.. I'm telling you, this is the best $14.95 you will ever spend on your pagina!

Maybe they have spent all their money at the post Xmas sales.... wait till February

bahhhh, I am telling you this thing rivals anything a clitoris' could ever experience. I paid $30 for mine locally and was pissed when I saw I could have bought it from myself for $14.95 lol.

hey, just sold 2, if you bought it, we want some feedback when you use it (with pics preferably)

Did you use it on yer man-pagina?

heh, of course!

atta boy

only 15 bucks? Damn i 'm going to get one for all my girlfriends and have a "slumber party"! Those will be in the goodie bags.

good thinking....



Make sure there is a cam at the ready and plenty of margaritas to go around

ummm.. for you, fuck the camera, just send me your address, I'll have to show you all how to use it properly anyways, wouldn't want you and your GF's to hurt yourself or each other with it.

Just so everyone can appreciate the evening properly, I'll be sure to be there with my camera...and a few other cameras too. I'll make a DVD and make use of the angle feature.

*ears perking up* Slumber party?? Hope my invitation doesn't get lost in the mail.

What a considerate man you are!!!

C'mon freak, I know you have the resources. Sounds like one hell of a pay per view! I'll naturally get in free for thinking of the idea

And I would get in as the token Aussie

Do you know what i find hilarious about ads for webcam or even dating sites?

The fact that the hottest women always live in YOUR hometown! I mean, what are the odds? haha

I saw one on her today and it she was from Bondi Beach! Her name was sexycoed19... we don't even use the term co-ed here... anyway, my 2 cents

too funny. I was just having that conversation with myself this morning.

What was your response?

She must be a real mover and shaker, 'cause she lives in my home town, too!




Come to think of it, do all the ones in 3d's hometown have blackened faces?

Yep !!!! its to keep the east coast scum out !!!

HEy evade isnt new york were that sitcom Queer eye for the straight guy was filmed ?

Don't know what that has to do with anything, but if you're such a fan of the show, I'm sure you can check all that info out on some sort of website dedicated to the show.

I was, Damn, I live in the land of the hottest women around.

then I said, no, you dumbass, everyone does.

Then I was like... those hot chicks sure do move fast...

Then I was thinking I want some peanuts.

then I was like, that's better.

relevance is simple = The queer guy was from Chicago .

wow you need to move to Iowa ...

There's lots of gay people from Chicago. There's lots of gay people from all over the place. What's your point?

LOL there is none just like most of your posts !!!

but thanks for admitting it !!

It has nothing to do with anything!!



Mmmmm Peanuts!



Alotta gay people in Sydney too.... they have a parade and everything. I guess it just increases my odds more with the ladies, less competition

I have a friend that actually raises his beer and says (rather loudly) "cheers to queers" and once he has everyone's attention he adds "they leave the women for us."

I guess I have changed the subject topic of this thread .. and wasnt even trying , Just what the world needs a bunch hetorosexual people talking about gays , Oh I guess we already have that its called Congress in the USa .

I like it



It still surprises me that in countries like the USA and even some parts of Australia, homophobia is still rife, and we are well into the 21st century

Yes I agree I ll be honest I have a close girl friend that has lived with another women for 15 yrs , they are now talkig of adopting kids .. i dont see a problem with it .. I joke allot about it but that is all .

It's even worse where I live. Half the "cities" these girls are from are towns with literally 50-200 people in them and these girls are for damned sure, not one of them.
I see hornygurl19 from penzance. I don't think anyone who lives there is under 50!

It's almost as spooky as getting a letter from Ed McMan. You know, where your name is listed along with 10 others saying one of the ten is going to win a million bucks. Guess what-you're not the one that's gonna win. It's all done by these new-fangled gadgets called "computers"

computers huh...is that anything like the world wide of web?

I wish I'd have thought to invent the Internet, but Al Gore beat me to it.