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adzster
Dec 10 2006, 07:50 PM
hey everyone. what can you hang on your nipples? hmmm lol here's a suggestion: CD'S. how many cd's can you hold on your erected nipples? have a try! be careful though, as it can hurt putting CD'S on them. you have been warned. or, try something else...
bondiguy
Dec 11 2006, 12:18 AM
It seems there is one born every minute...

I see you are a noob... here are some tips. READ THE FUCKING FAQs BEFORE POSTING ON THE BOARDS!!!

Also, this topic could be easily covered

HERE

or

HERE

and probably a whole bunch of threads already created!
adzster
Dec 11 2006, 12:46 PM
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Dec 11 2006, 12:18 AM)
It seems there is one born every minute...

I see you are a noob... here are some tips. READ THE FUCKING FAQs BEFORE POSTING ON THE BOARDS!!!

Also, this topic could be easily covered

HERE

or

HERE

and probably a whole bunch of threads already created!
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alright! calm down! jesus christ!
Purduemyron
Dec 11 2006, 01:26 PM
Putting on my kevlar vest for this one.
Bobaloo
Dec 11 2006, 04:57 PM
QUOTE(adzster @ Dec 11 2006, 12:46 PM)
alright! calm down! jesus christ!
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While we all hold bondi in high regard, I think mixing him up with Jesus Christ is a little overboard.
Gnappster
Dec 11 2006, 05:15 PM
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Dec 11 2006, 02:57 PM)
While we all hold bondi in high regard, I think mixing him up with Jesus Christ is a little overboard.
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I had a joke lined up for that but we don't need another danish cartoon fisaco ohmy.gif
Bobaloo
Dec 11 2006, 06:43 PM
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Dec 11 2006, 05:15 PM)
I had a joke lined up for that but we don't need another danish cartoon fisaco  ohmy.gif
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I say just go for it. what could it hurt? unsure.gif
Gnappster
Dec 11 2006, 07:00 PM
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Dec 11 2006, 04:43 PM)
I say just go for it.  what could it hurt? confused-smiley-013.gif
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I dunno, it wasn't even that good.
Bobaloo
Dec 11 2006, 07:02 PM
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Dec 11 2006, 07:00 PM)
I dunno, it wasn't even that good.
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Well, I ain't gonna beg. The only person who ever gets to hear me beg is my wife. she says my begging helps her fall asleep.
Gnappster
Dec 11 2006, 07:10 PM
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Dec 11 2006, 05:02 PM)
Well, I ain't gonna beg.  The only person who ever gets to hear me beg is my wife.  she says my begging helps her fall asleep.
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OK, but if you want to hear another one...There was a Mama Tomato, a Papa Tomato and a Baby Tomato walking down the street... and the Baby Tomato starts lagging behind and the Mama Tomato looks back and says, "Ketchup".
Bobaloo
Dec 11 2006, 07:17 PM
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Dec 11 2006, 07:10 PM)
OK, but if you want to hear another one...There was a Mama Tomato, a Papa Tomato and a Baby Tomato walking down the street... and the Baby Tomato starts lagging behind and the Mama Tomato looks back and says, "Ketchup".
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ohmy.gif Were you in the Fox Force Five???


actually, I love tht joke. I oftentimes will stomp my foot and say catch up if someone says ketchup or sometimes if someone stomps their foot I'll shout catch up. or sometimes I'll even -- ah, never mind.
boanna
Dec 11 2006, 07:22 PM
QUOTE(adzster @ Dec 10 2006, 05:50 PM)
hey everyone. what can you hang on your nipples? hmmm lol here's a suggestion: CD'S. how many cd's can you hold on your erected nipples? have a try! be careful though, as it can hurt putting CD'S on them. you have been warned. or, try something else...
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my nipples are so small i bet i could stick them into the end of a cell phone cord, what kind of charge do u think the phone would get? well, next time i'm bored, i'll stick them in some stuff and take a pic for ya. smile.gif
boanna
Dec 11 2006, 07:23 PM
QUOTE(boanna @ Dec 11 2006, 05:22 PM)
my nipples are so small i bet i could stick them into the end of a cell phone cord, what kind of charge do u think the phone would get?  well, next time i'm bored, i'll stick them in some stuff and take a pic for ya.  smile.gif
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sorry to interrupt you fellas.
Bobaloo
Dec 11 2006, 07:25 PM
QUOTE(boanna @ Dec 11 2006, 07:22 PM)
my nipples are so small i bet i could stick them into the end of a cell phone cord, what kind of charge do u think the phone would get?  well, next time i'm bored, i'll stick them in some stuff and take a pic for ya.  smile.gif
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bo, you're amazing. Want to have a sleepover??
evade20
Dec 11 2006, 08:42 PM
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Dec 11 2006, 12:18 AM)
It seems there is one born every minute...

I see you are a noob... here are some tips. READ THE FUCKING FAQs BEFORE POSTING ON THE BOARDS!!!

Also, this topic could be easily covered

HERE

or

HERE

and probably a whole bunch of threads already created!
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That about covers it! grinning-smiley-003.gif
bondiguy
Dec 12 2006, 12:00 AM
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Dec 11 2006, 04:57 PM)
While we all hold bondi in high regard, I think mixing him up with Jesus Christ is a little overboard.
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Nahh... I'm not running for Jesus!

QUOTE(Gnappster @ Dec 11 2006, 05:15 PM)
I had a joke lined up for that but we don't need another danish cartoon fisaco  ohmy.gif
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laughing-smiley-014.gif Watch out... the extremists will rise up and retaliate!

QUOTE(evade20 @ Dec 11 2006, 08:42 PM)
That about covers it!  grinning-smiley-003.gif
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and look for a similar, yet harsher response in the same thread created by the same moron in the Members Area
peakaboobs
Dec 13 2006, 10:12 AM
What do you think the over /under is on how many cd's mine will hold?
Dano
Dec 13 2006, 10:21 AM
QUOTE(peakaboobs @ Dec 13 2006, 10:12 AM)
What do you think the over /under is on how many cd's mine will hold?
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i love a demo 2thumbs.gif What a nice set..it will take a few for me to size them up smile.gif
ddd35
Dec 13 2006, 10:30 AM
QUOTE(boanna @ Dec 11 2006, 07:22 PM)
my nipples are so small i bet i could stick them into the end of a cell phone cord, what kind of charge do u think the phone would get?  well, next time i'm bored, i'll stick them in some stuff and take a pic for ya.  smile.gif
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wow glad ya put it back on topic , great nipples I think the best place to stick them would be in my MOUTH 22.gif
ddd35
Dec 13 2006, 10:31 AM
QUOTE(peakaboobs @ Dec 13 2006, 10:12 AM)
What do you think the over /under is on how many cd's mine will hold?
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Well try it and show us , great nipples on some great boobies on a great body 2thumbs.gif
peakaboobs
Dec 13 2006, 10:34 AM
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Dec 13 2006, 10:31 AM)
Well try it and show us  , great nipples  on some great boobies  on a great body  2thumbs.gif
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love-smiley-077.gif
ddd35
Dec 13 2006, 10:35 AM
it doesnt show up hun tongue.gif I take it back it is here now , wow get a grip ....
better yet let me tongue.gif
Gnappster
Dec 13 2006, 11:47 AM
QUOTE(boanna @ Dec 11 2006, 05:22 PM)
my nipples are so small i bet i could stick them into the end of a cell phone cord, what kind of charge do u think the phone would get?  well, next time i'm bored, i'll stick them in some stuff and take a pic for ya.  smile.gif
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QUOTE(peakaboobs @ Dec 13 2006, 08:12 AM)
What do you think the over /under is on how many cd's mine will hold?
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awesome shots ladies!
bondiguy
Dec 13 2006, 11:58 PM
QUOTE(peakaboobs @ Dec 13 2006, 10:34 AM)
love-smiley-077.gif
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That is some all over tan!
lonely1275
Dec 14 2006, 02:39 AM
QUOTE(peakaboobs @ Dec 13 2006, 10:34 AM)
love-smiley-077.gif
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My turn,,, My turn love-smiley-085.gif love-smiley-085.gif
lonely1275
Dec 14 2006, 02:41 AM
QUOTE(peakaboobs @ Dec 13 2006, 10:12 AM)
What do you think the over /under is on how many cd's mine will hold?
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Very nice nipples. I would say 5, but I'll need another pic or two to be sure.
evade20
Dec 14 2006, 08:54 AM
QUOTE(peakaboobs @ Dec 13 2006, 10:34 AM)
love-smiley-077.gif
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Very fine! Peaka, love-smiley-077.gif love-smiley-085.gif
peakaboobs
Dec 15 2006, 10:14 AM
QUOTE(evade20 @ Dec 14 2006, 08:54 AM)
Very fine! Peaka,   love-smiley-077.gif  love-smiley-085.gif
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love-smiley-077.gif love-smiley-077.gif love-smiley-077.gif

Hi ya evade, long time no chat, how's it hanging?
ddd35
Dec 15 2006, 02:39 PM
QUOTE(peakaboobs @ Dec 15 2006, 10:14 AM)
love-smiley-077.gif  love-smiley-077.gif  love-smiley-077.gif

Hi ya evade, long time no chat, how's it hanging?
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you should probably ask Bobo he probably has a better idea .. 2thumbs.gif
bondiguy
Dec 15 2006, 05:24 PM
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Dec 15 2006, 02:39 PM)
you should probably ask  Bobo  he probably has a better idea  ..  2thumbs.gif
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That's the way grinning-smiley-003.gif
evade20
Dec 15 2006, 09:20 PM
Damn, look away for a second and I get burned. blink.gif
bondiguy
Dec 15 2006, 09:44 PM
QUOTE(evade20 @ Dec 15 2006, 09:20 PM)
Damn, look away for a second and I get burned.  blink.gif
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Well you and Bob
evade20
Dec 16 2006, 01:11 AM
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Dec 15 2006, 09:44 PM)
Well you and Bob
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3D gets burned whether he is looking or not... blink.gif
ddd35
Dec 16 2006, 10:16 AM
QUOTE(evade20 @ Dec 16 2006, 01:11 AM)
3D gets burned whether he is looking or not... blink.gif
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yeah I know its all in good fun mates , food-smiley-004.gif
Bobaloo
Dec 19 2006, 04:54 PM
QUOTE(evade20 @ Dec 16 2006, 01:11 AM)
3D gets burned whether he is looking or not... blink.gif
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doctor says that the burning 3d feels won't ever go away.
bondiguy
Dec 20 2006, 12:14 AM
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Dec 19 2006, 04:54 PM)
doctor says that the burning 3d feels won't ever go away.
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Jrock has a cream that will help ease the symptoms though tongue.gif
Gnappster
Dec 20 2006, 11:22 AM
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Dec 19 2006, 10:14 PM)
Jrock has a cream that will help ease the symptoms though tongue.gif
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jrock wants to cream on all the guys laughing-smiley-017.gif
ddd35
Dec 20 2006, 03:29 PM
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Dec 20 2006, 11:22 AM)
jrock wants to cream on all the guys  laughing-smiley-017.gif
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I heard hes been in Regina here of late !!! tongue.gif
bondiguy
Dec 21 2006, 01:19 AM
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Dec 20 2006, 11:22 AM)
jrock wants to cream on all the guys  laughing-smiley-017.gif
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Well not me ph34r.gif

QUOTE(ddd35 @ Dec 20 2006, 03:29 PM)
I heard hes been in Regina here of late !!! tongue.gif
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Well, that almost made sense grinning-smiley-003.gif
Gnappster
Dec 21 2006, 01:05 PM
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Dec 20 2006, 11:19 PM)
Well, that almost made sense grinning-smiley-003.gif
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Then he's made progress!
evade20
Dec 21 2006, 06:36 PM
Whatever confused-smiley-013.gif
bondiguy
Dec 21 2006, 10:12 PM
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Dec 21 2006, 01:05 PM)
Then he's made progress!
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Give him a gold star!
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