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jackyoulike
So, we all like a bit of casual sex. But how do we get it?
I've got a girlfriend, but in the case of fucking, variety certainly is the spice of life.
No strings attatched fun is what I'm (and I imagine a lot of other people) are after.
Anyone got any recommendations, tips, hints or best of all, from some of you ladies, what would it take to get you in the sack?
wickedweasel
A good lookin guy with a good attitude and a big cock!!
evade20
QUOTE(wickedweasel @ Oct 26 2006, 07:37 PM)
A good lookin guy with a good attitude and a big cock!!
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A gorgeous babe like wicked with a sassy attitude and a great bod... 2thumbs.gif love-smiley-077.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(jackyoulike @ Oct 26 2006, 07:14 PM)
So, we all like a bit of casual sex. But how do we get it?
I've got a girlfriend, but in the case of fucking, variety certainly is the spice of life.
No strings attatched fun is what I'm (and I imagine a lot of other people) are after.
Anyone got any recommendations, tips, hints or best of all, from some of you ladies, what would it take to get you in the sack?
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First tip is to NOT tell the women you have a partner and are just after a fuck
COMEDYMAN
QUOTE(jackyoulike @ Oct 26 2006, 07:14 PM)
So, we all like a bit of casual sex. But how do we get it?
I've got a girlfriend, but in the case of fucking, variety certainly is the spice of life.
No strings attatched fun is what I'm (and I imagine a lot of other people) are after.
Anyone got any recommendations, tips, hints or best of all, from some of you ladies, what would it take to get you in the sack?
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usually stuff like that is around 50 bucks laughing-smiley-017.gif

Also I was wondering.... can I fuck your girlfriend while your out for a bit of causal sex... I mean you wouldn't mind If I got my own bit of causal sex would you? ph34r.gif
evade20
QUOTE(COMEDYMAN @ Oct 28 2006, 05:56 AM)
Also I was wondering.... can I fuck your girlfriend while your out for a bit of causal sex... I mean you wouldn't mind If I got my own bit of causal sex would you? ph34r.gif
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BAMMM!


This thread will now turn into another pile of boardwhore drivel! laughing-smiley-014.gif laughing-smiley-014.gif laughing-smiley-014.gif
SKULLZ0MBIE
QUOTE(jackyoulike @ Oct 26 2006, 07:14 PM)
So, we all like a bit of casual sex. But how do we get it?
I've got a girlfriend, but in the case of fucking, variety certainly is the spice of life.
No strings attatched fun is what I'm (and I imagine a lot of other people) are after.
Anyone got any recommendations, tips, hints or best of all, from some of you ladies, what would it take to get you in the sack?
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The best way is to go to a New Bar or NightClub at a new City you never been!
Dress your best, and just sweet talk! Chicks love that.
works for me food-smiley-004.gif
hott1976
tell her she has nice hair. smile.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(COMEDYMAN @ Oct 28 2006, 05:56 AM)
usually stuff like that is around 50 bucks laughing-smiley-017.gif

Also I was wondering.... can I fuck your girlfriend while your out for a bit of causal sex... I mean you wouldn't mind If I got my own bit of causal sex would you? ph34r.gif
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What a novel idea... I'll fuck her second

QUOTE(hott1976 @ Oct 28 2006, 11:58 AM)
tell her she has nice hair.  smile.gif
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Hott, you have real pretty hair wub.gif
Gnappster
tell the girl you're the cello player for motley crue.
juicy_DD
QUOTE(jackyoulike @ Oct 27 2006, 12:14 AM)
So, we all like a bit of casual sex. But how do we get it?
I've got a girlfriend, but in the case of fucking, variety certainly is the spice of life.
No strings attatched fun is what I'm (and I imagine a lot of other people) are after.
Anyone got any recommendations, tips, hints or best of all, from some of you ladies, what would it take to get you in the sack?
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Errr... dont sound so effin desperate! coco.gif nah.gif
evade20
QUOTE(juicy_DD @ Oct 31 2006, 12:51 PM)
Errr... dont sound so effin desperate! coco.gif  nah.gif
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Juicy_DD, you're such a lady! grinning-smiley-003.gif love-smiley-077.gif
closeup
QUOTE(evade20 @ Oct 31 2006, 11:13 PM)
Juicy_DD, you're such a lady! grinning-smiley-003.gif  love-smiley-077.gif
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She might be a lady in the rest of the house, but in the bedroom she's not. food-smiley-004.gif
evade20
QUOTE(closeup @ Oct 31 2006, 11:26 PM)
She might be a lady in the rest of the house, but in the bedroom she's not. food-smiley-004.gif
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grinning-smiley-003.gif I was only talking about her use of the term "effin" as opposed to "fucking"...

She is definite hot in all of the pics that I've seen. tongue.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(juicy_DD @ Oct 31 2006, 12:51 PM)
Errr... dont sound so effin desperate! coco.gif  nah.gif
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BAM!!! laughing-smiley-014.gif
hott1976
tell her you like her mannerisms. someone said that to me the other night...did he get laid? Now that is the question...........
bondiguy
QUOTE(hott1976 @ Jan 6 2007, 12:53 PM)
tell her you like her mannerisms.  someone said that to me the other night...did he get laid?  Now that is the question...........
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Did he use those exact words?

"Hi, I like your mannerisms"

Sorry, but thqat is hella funny laughing-smiley-014.gif
Bobaloo
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jan 8 2007, 12:06 AM)
Did he use those exact words?

"Hi, I like your mannerisms"

Sorry, but thqat is hella funny laughing-smiley-014.gif
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that trick didn't work for me the other night... but then again, I had a bit of a freudian slip and said mammaries first.
closeup
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jan 8 2007, 12:06 AM)
Did he use those exact words?

"Hi, I like your mannerisms"

Sorry, but thqat is hella funny laughing-smiley-014.gif
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Actually, he was drunk. He meant to said "I like your tits"
boanna
QUOTE(COMEDYMAN @ Oct 28 2006, 03:56 AM)
usually stuff like that is around 50 bucks laughing-smiley-017.gif

Also I was wondering.... can I fuck your girlfriend while your out for a bit of causal sex... I mean you wouldn't mind If I got my own bit of causal sex would you? ph34r.gif
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i cant believe i missed this thread.

in my world, it would cost ya plenty more than 50 bucks....
a lawyer, a name change, fairly sizable diamond, brand new quad, at least 5 credit cards with my name on them (but the bill goes to you), ranch style house, huge yard for my dogs, extra tall garage for my truck...... smile.gif
paybarraman
QUOTE(boanna @ Jan 9 2007, 04:21 PM)
i cant believe i missed this thread. 

in my world, it would cost ya plenty more than 50 bucks....
a lawyer, a name change, fairly sizable diamond, brand new quad, at least 5 credit cards with my name on them (but the bill goes to you), ranch style house, huge yard for my dogs, extra tall garage for my truck...... smile.gif
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I thought it was just to pay attention when Bo says.... "Drop your pants and fuck me now!!!!"
closeup
QUOTE(boanna @ Jan 9 2007, 05:21 PM)
i cant believe i missed this thread. 

in my world, it would cost ya plenty more than 50 bucks....
a lawyer, a name change, fairly sizable diamond, brand new quad, at least 5 credit cards with my name on them (but the bill goes to you), ranch style house, huge yard for my dogs, extra tall garage for my truck...... smile.gif
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....and a ziplock bag to carry your nuts in.
ontippytoes
Go to a bar or nightclub that has music. Watch for the girl that is chair-dancing and ask her to dance. Dance with her, buy her drinks (but not too many that she'll barf later), talk with her, be a gentleman.

OR...

Go to the same bar/nightclub as above, watch for the girl or girls that are dancing alone or with each other and ask them to dance. Sometimes you'll find a chick that's doing a little dirty dancing...that's the one to focus on!
Bobaloo
QUOTE(ontippytoes @ Jan 9 2007, 06:41 PM)
Go to a bar or nightclub that has music.  Watch for the girl that is chair-dancing and ask her to dance.  Dance with her, buy her drinks (but not too many that she'll barf later), talk with her, be a gentleman. 

OR...

Go to the same bar/nightclub as above, watch for the girl or girls that are dancing alone or with each other and ask them to dance.  Sometimes you'll find a chick that's doing a little dirty dancing...that's the one to focus on!
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and the most importanat ingredient in your formula is the chloroform-soaked handkerchief 2thumbs.gif
ontippytoes
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Jan 9 2007, 06:52 PM)
and the most importanat ingredient in your formula is the chloroform-soaked handkerchief  2thumbs.gif
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Oh, was I supposed to mention that?
Bobaloo
QUOTE(ontippytoes @ Jan 9 2007, 06:59 PM)
Oh, was I supposed to mention that?
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While it's best to keep those kinds of special maneuvers secret, I thought giving the full account for successful mating rituals would be more satisfying to those in need.
bondiguy
QUOTE(boanna @ Jan 9 2007, 05:21 PM)
i cant believe i missed this thread. 

in my world, it would cost ya plenty more than 50 bucks....
a lawyer, a name change, fairly sizable diamond, brand new quad, at least 5 credit cards with my name on them (but the bill goes to you), ranch style house, huge yard for my dogs, extra tall garage for my truck...... smile.gif
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Can I keep my left nut???

QUOTE(ontippytoes @ Jan 9 2007, 06:41 PM)
Go to a bar or nightclub that has music.  Watch for the girl that is chair-dancing and ask her to dance.  Dance with her, buy her drinks (but not too many that she'll barf later), talk with her, be a gentleman. 

OR...

Go to the same bar/nightclub as above, watch for the girl or girls that are dancing alone or with each other and ask them to dance.  Sometimes you'll find a chick that's doing a little dirty dancing...that's the one to focus on!
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Or...

Find the drunkest woman there, coerce here to come homw with you and shag her before she realises what a mistake she is making grinning-smiley-003.gif
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