Ill cut to the chase Im horny and wat to jerk off to some lovely tits..anyone game????

knock yer self out Big Boy

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Damn!

And you wonder why noobs get a hard time around here?

Check out this thread HERE

or

HERE

Jesus just print out a pic and have a wank if you are so inclined

to bad this site talks alot ..but never gets to the action...some of the members will hook it up ...but you just dont find too many ladies willing to play...to bad too so may lovely ladies out there....thanks to the ones that have hooked me up in the past..thanks ladies ..to the rest of you ...well one of these days !!!!!

josh, there has got to be about 10,000 pic on this site not to mention all the ones on the message board. Grab a bottle of Nivea and a box of tissues and go to town. I don't think you need anyone's permission.

That's what I have been try-ing to tell him

I scanned thru this thread and a wonder why there are so many of the board whores that have posted in here , its just about the dumbest thread ever made ?

Well firstly you answered your own question... we are Board Whores!

Secondly, your above post could be placed in doznes of threads here at RMM

good point my friend

Thats what I am here for

if you can't beat 'em, join 'em

I would hope , your not BEATING THEM , specailly if your having phone sex ... I might be wrong but i think the guys plan was to beat himself ..... LOL sorry been a long day already

puh-leeze. I was responding to the smiley post only trend. this thread hasn't been about phone sex since after the first post.

I don't think this thread was about phone sex even at the first post.

Yet, strangely, it is now.

, yeah I got confused of which thread this was sorry about that Bob

Yeah, the threads kind of run together for me here too. It helps if you separate threads into two major groups.

1) Threads that are very clever and witty, entertaining, funny, and worth reading

2) Threads with zero contribution from Bobaloo.

that should help

now I'm REALLY confused

This guy is right on, this IS the dumbest thread so far. I remember when threads like this used to die after one or two posts. Ahhh....the good ol days.

funny yall are the ones that are keeping it going,funny how that works..

Yeah look at them all keep on posting here and keeping the thread alive, those silly idiots, why wont they learn??

D'oh

fine by me they never keep to the topic anyway so whats the point in starting a new one.. , we all just get side track on this site anyway so it really dosent matter anyway...Imsure theres not much left to talk about that hasent already been said somewhere on this site..so , well just find some B.S to pass the time ....

and you're probably still jeking off to it

so funny ..Im not the one that just sits and waits for some dumb ass thread to come along so I can say something to make myself look good..Im here for on thing..Im not scared to spell it out. If you dont like it..shove it

with you posting, I don't have to wait very long for dumbass threads to pop up

HE even calls his own thread "some dumb ass thread". I guess that makes it official, a dumb ass started a thread. Or a thread was started by a dumb ass. Now I'm confused, is the thread a dumb ass or the person who started it? Or, quite possibly, both. Maybe it's a Texas thing.

good some ones got to keep you ass busy ....

it's become a fulltime job

good then Il just make sure you have something to do all the time, and your buddies

I think he's referring to me. Don't they have a saying in Texas, "Fuck with the bull, you'll get the horn"? Something about fucking bulls. Anyway, you get the point.

good job there closeup..it only took you 20min to figure it out..

dont hate , your just a little city boy, you stay home play with ken where its safe ok....

Actually, it took me 2 seconds to figure it out. It took the other 19 minutes, 58 seconds to get around to scraping you off the bottom of my shoe. And for your information, dickwad, I was toting an M-16 around while you were still sucking on your mama'a titty. In other words, ten years ago.

Dude, you're way off!!! here's one that's pretty dumb based on what the OP was getting at. It was actually made interesting with a bit of banter between bondi and what's his face in this thread.

mmm...titty

you keep your little m-16 ass when get big you can play with the big boys...and a real gun..not a pea shooter

I guess you're right, but there is enough stupidity for them all to have their fair share. It just shows you can have a room temperature IQ and still enjoy a nice rack.

a room temp. IQ
even funnier when you use celcius.

that high heels thread wasn't SO bad until you read the guys first post and he couldn't string half an idea together into a cohesive sentence.

If it started off with Natilie showing off her legs and ass in a pair of high heels, that would have made a good thread. When you start off with "I just want to jerk off to whoever will post a nude picture" it has nowhere to go but downhill. Not to worry, I'll have this douchebag gone in record time."Lynette" was a resilient and resourceful poster, who at least had a brain to use. She wasn't easily dissuaded from posting her nonsense. This hillbilly is using oatmeal for brains and won't last very long.

mmmmmmmmm, Natalie! I sure do miss her. she's one of my favs

I wonder what happened. She was certainly one of the hottest and coolest women on RMM. She just all of a sudden stopped showing up.

I can't get wireless Internet access in my basement. sorry.

Number One Fan should be in the basement, Natilie should be in the bedroom. A spare closet, perhaps?

nah, bob's already in the closet

So that's what he meant. Natalies' down in his basement hooking up wireless internet. I guess I was reading it the wrong way. Sorry Bob.

Damn, and all this time I thought Nat was tied up in Foxy's closet....