Im new on here.Ive been looking around and everyone bags on the new guy.... ..so I figure Ill ask???..what do yall hate that the new members do???? tell me now so I dont make that mistake later

Read the threads that cater to the FAQ or read the FAQ and notice what the new members do that get them ragged on

for instance....

" Any girls wanna cam " Answer fuck no they don't... they don't fucking know you from Adam and seeing you jerk your cock on cam is the last thing they want.....


Establish yourself on the forums by being courteous and good to the girls. leave nice comments where you see fit to . If you do not like a certain pic no need to make derogatory comments about the pic. If you don't like a picture or a girl in it .. move on.

A derogatory opinion on a girls is tantamount to a dude liking cock around here.

I will also quash any said bad comments in the forums. You can flame other members of course in a good natured way like on all forums.

Keep your cock pics out of any threads except ones in the members only threads. No one in the top melons wants to see a cock. I will edit those as well.


Just have fun We are all good people around here and we love the boobies and Kitties


Welcome to RMM newb

thanks for the addvice girls ill keep notes

the girlies around here also have fun with the newbs... so be nice, maybe talk a lil naughty and give LOTS AND LOTS of compliments... thats how you get in good! plus you are here for boobs right so who cares if the guys around here dont like you... i must say this site is all about the LADIES!

your telling me..Ive been to lots of others..Im liking this one I love the ladies and everything about them..so that shouldnt be a problem for me..complenents ..ill hook that up,thanks for the tips wild one Ill see you around..
PS love the side view on your top melons post..aswome booty ..yout boobies complement your body very well

thank you very much! you are off to quite a nice start! check out my pics i just put in butts of rmm and heres a lil something for you!

...Y..thank you dear..its easy to complement such awsome ladies..... thanks for the lovely pixx , I look forward to many more..Id send you one but I was told to keep mine away for awhile..so sorry

TOO LATE

Seriously though ComedyMan nailed it... don't start duplicate or moronic threads and you'll be fine.

HD has the noob thing nailed, be cool on the boards and get your girl to pose naked for the perverts and you are a winner!

*passes out copies of his latest book "How to be a successful noob on RMM" to josh*

read a book?? Pffft!

Oh, wait, is that the book titled Johnny Deformed?

Yah that's the shortened title, the original title was "How to avoid crying when the RMM board warriors rail you for acting like Johnny Deformed."

dude, you're way off. I'm not railing you for acting like Johnny Deformed. I am, in fact, derailing this thread by slapping up Simpsons references where applicable.

Carry on!

yeah noobs listen up,
Don't Do What Donny Don't Does.

Oh, so you won't let them have any fun

Should be mailed to new applicants upon sign up!



They could have made it easier