i no this seems to be a popular question but has anyone got any pictures of there beautiful boobs, i just fort it would be a laugth to see whos was the best on here

1) Pay attention in English class at school, it will serve you well!!!

2) This site is called RateMyMelons.com, there is nothing but women here sharing pictures of their melons, get off your arse and browse around

3)

yer i no im crap a spelling lol but had a few to drink in my defence, and i have been looking but the point of this is to see who's are the best

Here's my melons. I think the one just to the left of the cut-open one is the best.

i've had mine enhanced... gotta love science!

haha. i saw that pic too. i almost posted it. crazy what those science people can do. Just think... I bet in a few years they can make watermelons without seeds in them.

let's not get ridiculous

Wow those look like some juicy melons Bob

anyone ever try cutting a hole in a water melon and pouring in a bottle of vodka. Let sit a couple hours, slice, enjoy, and get toasted, nicely toasted.

Had that at one of my parties this past summer. Good stuff. Only problem is that bees like it too. none of them seemed to drunk, though... well, except that one. he was stinging anything that moved.

I've heard of ppl doing it with all kinds of liquors, never tried it myself but I'm sure It would be quite tasty

well it passed the first test...I didn't go blind.

You are quoting all over the place and you're all by yourself. Sorry, it's been a heckuva day here.


I envy you Gnappy. All I have is my music, my legions of fans, millions of dollars, and my youth.


Yes. and strangely, FIRE MAKES IT GOOD!!!

Bob firsty nice quote spotting!



I have done this on more than one occasion and got nicely fucked up.

I have also made alcoholic Jelly/Gell-O shots with great results!

I like to make non alcoholic things alcoholic

And another time your friend had a party with jelly wrestling which yielded sexy results.

I just post during my extra break at work, inbetween breakfast and brunch.

Let's go buy fur coats!


and my phlegm is looser!


the key is using everclear!

if there is a better hobby out there, I don't know about it.



and how!

Sure did...



WOW so many quotes, so many references.... I have gone into meltdown

the key is using everclear!


the key is not using everclear! that fucks me up wayyy too much! but maybe thats what yall would be going for....

Whats Everclear?

are you serious? its 190% alcohol and it fucks you up!! (bout $13 a bottle)

Straight ethanol...ethyl alcohol. Using normal distillation methods it is impossible to distill 200 proof or 100% ethanol. 200 proof is available for laboratory use but it takes a different type of separation procedure to get that last 5% of water out of the alcohol. Like WNC said Everclear will make you crazy...

have another shot and I'll tell you


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Everclear_%28alcohol%29
from that site:
One technique occasionally found is to use a hypodermic needle to inject oranges with Everclear so they can be consumed in public without drawing the attention of police.
that's an awesome idea and sounds like a tasty breakfast to me!


can't even get it in Canada, what's up with that!


pssst...I think WNC was using hyperbole to emphasize Everclear's mind numbing qualities.

that sounds messed up, I have enough trouble with absinth

if you're drinking the real stuff, i don't blame you!

ya we dont have that

it's like pot and alcohol all mixed into one.

vodka in the watermelon and alcohol in the jello are all common practices for parties and the like.... maybe you need to dig deeper for some more creativity!

Trust me Gnappy, I know about Everclears mind numbing qualities... When I was a teenager we use to mix it with grapejuice concentrate. 1 can of concentrate + 2 cans of water + 1 can of Everclear. The thought of it makes me wretch

I have never heard of it either



I doubt it. I could be wrong but Absinthe (note the e) is not readily available outside Europe. Absinth (without the e) is a substitue but has no hallucenagenic properties

I never said I invented it



Really? I thought they only had wine when you and Jesus were youngsters


you can't get it here but the border is a quick trip away. I once drank a couple shots when I was alrready tanked. I ended up dancing on top of a campfire and passed out halfway in and halfway out of my car.

and doesn't Christof live in Europe?

yes. and he had a smiliar story to yours only he pissed out the fire before he danced on it.

You can legally buy the ACTUAL Absinthe in the states? A country were a girl can't show her tits at the beach allows such substances? haha

and yes, it seems he does. Thanks for pointing out another bondi mistake

its all lies, apart from me living in europe that parts ok. Yeah my absinthe story goes at a party already loaded, drinking it from the bottle, not the proper way with the sugar cube, next thing i know i wake up in my mates living room the next morning in the middle of a broken couch after climbing in through his window and falling hard breaking the wooden supports. never again.

That old story

well that i would LOVE!

haha. I don't know if that's a quote, but I can definintely picture homer saying it.

just wanna no if there are any bi men on here want some action i need some cock dont no about u lol

Oooh, now you've done it. Bondi's gonna be sarcastic at you...

Nope, straight from the mind of bondi



try www.ratemycock.com





or ddd35

yes this site is about the ladies!!

you are damn straight there!

sorry, I meant you can buy everclear in the states.



and probably personal experience



did evade steal your password?

Thanks to drugs and alcohol I dont even remember the posts you are now refering too

Sometimes I post things that are completely random just so I can see my name on the top of the screen... kinda like now.

Not if I can help it!

damn you and your maniacal ways!

Kwyjibo!

uh-oh! Kwyjibo on the loose!

And that's why it was the best thanksgiving ever!