my mate came home from work early and heard his gf cuming thought she was cheating on him so goes in the room and finds her bouncing allover a dildo rubbing her clit. phones me and tells me i was like whats your problem hes like she's a slut i aint having that i was like well atleast she aint fucking some one esle .ffs is he gay i am worred id love to come home and find my gf at it

Is he gay?
not sure...how long does it take him to cum when you give him a blowjob?


seriously, though, is HE not allowed to masturbate as well? this dude needs to loosen up and realize he's got a good thing going. he gets home and his woman is already warmed up for him.

shit man.. he should just dive right in, i mean the pussy is already wet and you know she wants it. that is WAY better than finding her with someone else. he should just get ready to blow that load hahah

He was probably pissed off the she used his dildo without asking first.

HEY-OH!

Unless, of course, he finds her with another woman...then he should either get out the camera or, as you say, "just dive right in."

I arrive home from work everyday PRAYING that I find my girl doing this

Ditto!

i did it once right in front of u know who. he fell asleep. or at least acted like he was asleep. another time when he WAS asleep, i used his hand! he didnt wake up that time either.

maybe he has narcolepsy. only possible explanation!

i think he was mad. who knows. if i had the honor of laying next to someone "takin care of things"...i'd get unmad real fast and do what i could do to be of assistance!

Whats wrong with your mate. If i came home from work and found my girl doing this i would wipe it out and jack off with her

Where did you say you lived, Bo? I call the undertaker to haul your S/O away and then come and visit you...

better tell the undertaker to come back for a second visit

fuck yeah



I don't wish to offend but WTF??? Seems u know who may have some serious libido problems. I know I got more than my fair share!

Your mate is a moron and doesn't fucking deserve a girl who does that when hes not around

Just put a pillow over his face when he is sleeping... jesus....

talk about being a fag ... falls asleep when a fine ass like you and reaming herself with a dildo...

Im sorry it would take several blows to the back of the head with a fucking shovel before i would lose conciousness during a nice show like that

Am I gonna have to bring out the clown costume on this dude too.... fuck Im gonna be busy

I like the way you think comedy ....

it takes a big man to admit he has his fair share of libido problems. they make medication for situations such as yours. good luck.

Holy Crap your dude haas got to be some sort of gay space alien!! RIGHT I FRON T OF HIM !?!?! You'd have to chop off both of my heads to keep me away .

yeah. I had to do a doubletake when I read his post too. Bondi's poor finacee. Just can't get enough

shit even i couldnt resist if bo was sitting there getting herself off... someone that hott should never have to do the work herself!

ok i just thought of a funny story for this thread. this one day my bf and i were riding in his car and we are having the raunchiest convo... im tellin him how i love to have my mouth wrapped around his big hard dick and he fucks me so good and he saying all kinds of shit bout wanting to fuck me in the ass and eating me out and titty fucking me and stuff (this goes on for at least 5 mins or so) then he looks down and is like SHIT! he had accidentally called his mom and she had been sitting on the phone for like 2 mins!! just listening i guess! at 1st we were like omg but then i just couldnt stop laughing. it could not have been a worse convo to hear. but what can i say? i told him he should use keylock!

Now that's HI-larious. But why in the hell was his mom listening to all that??? What a sicko

by the way... think you could give me a call next time you decide to talk dirty.

i know right? why the fuck was she listening!?

next time you have a convo like that, could you accidentally call me?

No problemo!


Oh, you probably meant WNC. nevermind!

(I think I've almost bastardized this smilie)

NO problem there either. I'll just look for another one that's not used often that should be. Give me a minute.

here's some. I say we go with for now.

was in heavy rotation when naraz frequented this place

haha. Naraz.. that is such a

lmao that is so hilarious. When PD and I were in HS, we would write these really erotic letters back and forth in art class b/c our teacher had a strict no talk policy, so I would take the notes and put them in my backpack and think nothing of it. Well one night i was doing some trig HW and i pulled out my calculator and evidently one of those notes came flying out too and i didnt notice. So the next dayi get home from school and my mom is like "is this yours?" and hands me the note. I'm thinkin "holy shit im so dead" and she apparantly didn't read the ENTIRE thing, b/c it started off semi bad, like blowjobs and stuff and ended up REALLY bad haha, so she says "You really shouldn't discuss things like this at school, what if the teacher found it and read it? Youd' be in big trouble" and i'm like "Uhh uhh yes, ok i gotta go bye" lol.

I still like to mess with PD every now and then, i'll be like "haha you know my mom knew you were sucking my cock when we were really young" and she's liek "OMG SHUT UP!" lmao, good times.

Good lord Bo...that is sad indeed. Forget him....I offer you my hands...my tongue..my dick...my feet...anything I can think to put to good use. Do with them as you will

True story...back in my "highschool days", I had this girl who was a good friend that I was super attracted to, but she was involved with someone else. Heck, even her parents adored me and constantly told me "you 2 should be together". Well one night, she was griping about how he was not taking care of her needs and I jokingly said something along the lines of "bet I could rock your world with my tongue alone". Must've struck a chord, because she said "do it now" and her pants came off. I was right in the middle of going at it when her dad walked in. I about died. He took one look...realized it was me and said...its about damn time...if it was that worthless idiot, I'd be furious...but since its you....you've got my blessing to do whatever you want with her...just don't get her knocked up and he left the room.

Turned out to be a good day for me cause she did end up letting me screw her too

Doing my girl from behind, after a big session. Stepped on my phone, call me Ex. "hello, hello" she said.... oh boy, did I have to hang on!

Yeah I haven't seen that in 18 months

either yer lying or that dad falls into the .00001% of dads who wouldn't boot you out the door.



did I mention how much I missed your pics?

that is freakin hilarious!

Funny, but hard to believe. if it really happened, then good for you. Now had you said, "hey, get your wife in here, I'll do her too." I'd totally believe you.

some dads are just that way , they know its going to happen , they just dont know when , my father inlaw caught us doing it in the bathroom on the washing machine , he was pissed but didnt say a whole lot other then , (youd better marry her ) which I did LOL

haha damn, I dunno what i'd do if PD's dad caught us in the act. I'd hope he'd be as understanding as your father in law.

im sure my dad would hand out some ass whoopin's but thats how it is in texas..

haha yeah. "you fucked my daughter?" then Walker Texas Ranger shows up and whips your ass.

I don´t know what my dad or my dad-in-law would do if they caught us...We are married and yes we have a son but I think it´s better to keep our sexlive to ourselves but show parts of it here

We have been having sex while my dad was reading a morning paper in the kitchen and my old room is just next to it

Haven't been caught, yet but I did catch someone else though. A friend of mine used to like to take naked pictures, no I don't have any (sorry), and would go to isolated places to do it. One time when she thought no one was around she started taking pics beside the pool at our apartment complex because it was closed for some kind of construction. It was early and I guess she was feeling a little randy, and something else , but I could see her from the mailboxes right across the driveway because she didn't slose the gate well enough and it had blown open. Being a friend, and a dumbass , I snuck over, watched a little bit , quietly closed the gate and left. Never told her about it though because she's one of those "quiet types" who you'd never expect to be a total freak!

why did you not offer to be the photographer????? sounds like she could have used a lil help!

Yeah I know I know . But she was a friend......