So, this is my 411. I figured, what the hell... This is me.

I'm a 20 year old guy who lives in Edmonton, AB, Canada, and I'm in school to be a computer systems analyst. I would love to give out my part time job, but since I'm one of two in the whole city who does it, that would give away my secret identity

So anyways, I'm a 6'4" 270 lb (it's not all fat either ) clutz who hits his head on EVERYTHING. I'm a laid back easy going guy who has far too much time on his hands most of the time...

I enjoy swimming, hockey, english football (soccer), and of course, forum trolling.

And for Random Quirkosity: I enjoy being a counsellor to people and their problems... it's just my nature for some reason. Weird and/or spooky.

Anyways, that's all for me for now...

please remember everything I say, I say in jest... but:

I believe descent is spelled thustly and not decent.

Are you Batman?

cudos for enjoying the World Game, who do you favour in the EPL?

and lastly, I could have sworn you had a 411, I just figured no one visited it

Descent Is spelled descent; however; I ran out of letters.

I dressed up as batman one halloween
I am a Carlisle fan (Yay they got promoted) and in the EPL I'm a devils fan! (Down with Chelsea those bought hooligans )
And no, this is my first 411

Welcome

oh my god... of all the people to EVER be giving spelling advice? you spell "a" wrong half the time

welcome to a fellow canuck.

btw, the Eskies suck!
I am an Oiler fan though.

and you can give out your part-time job. I'm sure there's more than 2 erotic male massage parlours in town



What a hypocrite! It's spelled "eh".

and, to be fair, if anyone would know, it'd be you



alright, THAT was hysterical

that was funny!


But that was abso-fucking-lutely hilarious.

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Thankies so much.

*feels honored to have the first attachment in the thread be Summoner's awesome pic*


As for the rest of you...

Thanks for stopping by

Eskies suck. Oilers suck. *Is a canucks / lions fan*

*Is also originally (as in 2 months ago) from BC*

hehe... I have tix to the oilers nux game on october 17th... It'll be easy to pick me out, considering I'll be the only person in the building wearing a canucks shirt and cheering them on

Welcome Trent.

Glad to see another computer guy on the boards

Oh I see
And I am a Reds fan... Go Liverpool!



Well that just magnifies Trent's massive problems doesn't it?

Although, it may be difficult to find you considering you'll be in the dead center of a swarm of people who are determined to kick your ass

correction, bloodied Canucks shirt

Haha I know it's suicide... But I'm strange that way


I've long known that my death will be at the hands of an angry mob... so why not just get it over with by jumping into a hornet's colony then telling them how ugly their queen is

I think a lot of us can say that.

Well we're all gonna die Gnappy

I read the thread but my brains not working too good and cant remember whats happening, no point re-reading id only get confused. So what are we talking here? football? cos if we are they beat Newcastle 2-0 last week so Im not happy

*Changes topic for Christof's benefit*

I like the Vancouver Canucks. I'm listening to the game now and Jan Bullis just scored

* Changes topic for everyone else's benefit *

Have you ever read "The Boy Who Cried Wolf"?

I meant soon.

No, but I do know the story of little red riding hood...

I'm halfway through it, I swear!

Ha ha. well done

Just watched that one last night. that and the commentary. that's the first one that conan does commentary on... I think. I wasn't feeling well last night so maybe I'm confused and he does the commentary on new kid on the block. YEs, that's it. it's that one... I watched the commentary for marge gets a job last night and watched the new kid ep. tonight I'll watch commentary on new kid and THAT'S the one that has conan. Not that you care, really. You see, I have no friends so I just continue to talk to people here. Umm, okay. I got nuthin'

and that, my friends, is an example of the inner workings of the mind of a genius.

you're like one of those old guys starved for attention at the front of the express line at the monstro mart.

wow, my very first psycho tag. Is it wrong to feel ashamed and honored at the same time?

p.s. conan also does the commentary on the monorail ep.

i knew about that one but i didnt know about the others on that season. I've watched most of that season but only a couple with commentary. I have important work to do.

since I bought the season, I have to actual booklet that comes with it and it gives a short synopsis of all the eps and tells what extras are attached to each ep along with who gives the commentary. I'll peruse that for ya and tell you where he is.

do you know where I can get the framegrab of the chalkboard from the credits for the new kid. There's a few appropriate places I can post that here.

bonus booklet? for once the cheap bastard approach doesn't work.
have you ever seen those simpsons books that go through each episode chronologically with a synopsis of the show, quotes and little known facts. they're pretty f-ing cool. I only have the one that goes up to season 3 i think, but i think i gota catch up.

I'll try n find that framegrab.

that's kinda what this booklet is, but not as detailed as you're describing. I'll have to check into what you're talking about cuz it sounds interesting. Mine basically has the season's shows with a small synopsis and -- actually, I think that's it. Maybe if I get unlazy I can scan 'em for ya and email them to ya. but that's asking quite a bit of myself.

So did I



Spotted

and good use of the physco

I just realized that I havn't been here for a looooong time.

Let's bring myself back.

And ON my favs list: top of my mind:

Summoner
Bo
WnC
BTS (who has mysteriously vanished)
and of course Natalie, my fellow Edmontonian
...

Damn I wanna add more but that's all that's on the mind right now...
(no offence to the ones I missed... maybe you could give me a memory recharge? )

Hi girls

I thought you had gone to the message boards up in the sky

No no no, you would wish... But no. I'm here to lurk a bit, I dont really have the time to post as much

But I'm not going anywhere

Thats what I get for hiring this guy as my hitman of choice...

Yup. You should probably hire this guy instead:

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Hi Trent, Welcome to RMM!

I'm an oldie but goodie who comes out of posting hiatus every now and then and I thought I'd say hi to the new guy since the cool kids...Hi Gnappy and
Bondi! ..have hung out here with you already.

Welcome!

Hey

damn!





3d's new babysitter


hey there yourself!

This one has even bigger breasts!

I didn't recognize her without the blackouts. No wonder he crosses out her face.

2 of the funniest posts of the day

I love my work

that's what the mortician said.

You don't work in a morgue, do you??

You can love your job, just don't love your job

are you masturbating to bondi or to the thought of bondi engaging in necrophilia?

I bet it's a little from column A, a little from column B.

(haven't used that one in a while)

Actually its what that Jewish guy Morty I think said when he dressed Bart in that little Rabbii get up for him to go and see Krusty's dad!



I dont know whats more disturbing



That'd be the answer

Hey, and thanks.

And to the rest of ya.

Good to see I've contained at least a portion of your bashings into one thread